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An alternate universe where the whole Hazbin Hotel crew finds themselves in Twisted Wonderland. After the second episode, the entire hotel is abruptly moved to Night Raven College, where it magically combines with The Ramshackle Dorm. Everyone is freaking out and is wondering where the hell are they, who this human kid (Yuu) is, and is that a talking cat?!?!
It’s going to be pretty chaotic before things finally calm down. Crowley is going to try to take advantage— ahem , I mean, show his kindness by letting them stay on campus if they help out with the school.
Wait, is this a Hogwarts Disney school? In a world where villains are seen as heroes, and history tells a different story. Charlie, a big Disney fan, is feeling a bit torn about this. Was the history of this world incorrect or were the movies she watched wrong? Not every story is exactly what it looks like.
Charlie is going to learn a lot about how people see stories. It really depends on who's sharing the story, right? Perhaps her parents' version of hell isn't quite as accurate as they think it is.
But who cares about that right now? This is a magic school with wonders and amazement and new opportunities. But they are stuck being staff in a school full of douchebag kids with no pay. Yayyy……..
They are assigned different jobs and spread out across campus.
Charlie :School's official therapist/counselor . Charlie typically doesn't see any patients unless they're Overblot victims, Yuu is coming back from an Overblot incident, or they're handling Crowley's bullshit. She is also Yuu’s primary caretaker; Crowley is irresponsible enough to leave Yuu on their own to fend for themselves, which doesn’t sit well with Charlie. So she stepped up and became a big sister to Yuu.( Which is a big relief. Have you seen what this kid went through in the game, especially in the later books? )
Yuu :Charlie assistant therapist/Crowley's gofer/Hotel gofer/Grim's caretaker . The unfortunate isekai protagonist is tasked with cleaning up all the mess and incidents that occur at school. If that's not bad enough, with Ramshackle combining with the Hazbin Hotel, they will also need to deal with the Hazbin crew too. Will not be able to catch any break. At all.
Vaggie :School security and second gym coach . She is going to be really protective of Charlie and probably a bit on edge since she's in an unfamiliar situation and at an all-boys school. She really dislikes Coach Vargas because he brings back memories of Adam and seems like she’ll be super strict with the students, training them like a drill sergeant.
Angel: Health/Sex-ed teacher. How did Crowley approve of this? No one knows. He is the teacher that everyone avoids but has to see due to being mandatory. He makes his students feel extremely uncomfortable and divulges far too many details about sex education during his class. Luckily for them, the students are all underage, and he won't go that far. Except for Leona, who is currently 20 years old. Yeah…
Husk : School cafeteria worker . No different than working at the bar in the hotel, but instead of hearing the Hazbin's moan and bitch about their problems, he gets to hear students moan and bitch about their problems. Oh, and no alcohol since it's a school and all.
Niffty :School Janitor . Everyone is afraid of her and is cleaning up after themselves just to avoid her. Students that look a bit like bugs, or have some bug-like traits, are hiding from her.
Alastor :School Announcer . This creepy fuck took over the school broadcasting system and turned it into his own radio studio. Keeps tabs on the student body and makes announcements that either are useful or just fuck with the student body. He is deeply intrigued by the realm of magic and actively pursues its study for his own benefit. He is also looking into Unique Magic and is particularly interested in Azul's.
Sir Pentious :School Repairman . He tends to create a lot of explosions with his inventions, and you can spot his egg bois all around campus. It's like an Easter egg hunt with how many there are! His invention is pretty cool, and who doesn't love the idea of an airship with a death ray on it?
They will likely be stranded in this alternate universe until all seven Overblots are resolved, after which they could manage to return to Hell. As they go on their journey, they'll find themselves in all sorts of fun situations and really start to care about the kids.
They watch the kids give it their all, but they just can't seem to win. What really caught their attention was how, despite facing constant failure and loss, they just kept going without giving up. The kids are really into their dreams and ambitions, and they just keep getting back up no matter how many times they fall down.
It's interesting to see how these kids share similarities with Charlie and her dreams. Who knows? Perhaps they'll find more common ground with them than they imagined.