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Wednesday 5:47 P.M.

demon twink: if u see smth on my nck

demon twink: no u didt

demon rat: wre u fr goin at it for an hour with that ginger

demon twink: no

diabetic: u sre abt that

demon twink: . . .

demon twink: im not ashamd

furry: y do i tlk to u

lover of furry: watch it

furry: u watch it

furry: bitch

alcoholic: ATSUSHI SAYING A CURSE WORD BEFORE GTA 6!?!?

homophobe: 'a curse word'

homophobe: wat r u

homophobe: six?

alcoholic: wow

alcoholic: i thought we had smth

alcoholic: smh...

stalker: @SLAY YOUR ENEMIES

stalker: this could be us

lover of furry: ew

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES: omg

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES: rly?

stalker: anything for u bbg

lover of furry: STOP

bitchless: IM GONNA KMS ISTG

bitchless: WAT IS THS

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES: yall jst haters

demon twink: @shrimpy

demon twink: @shrimpy

demon twink: @shrimpy

demon twink: CHUUYA

demon twink: OML

demon twink: CHIBI

lover of furry: wth is goinf on now

alcoholic: y u be spamming the gc

math✨: im disowning u all

demon twink: @shrimpy

demon twink: CHIBI PLES

demon twink: IM GOINF TO FCKIN CRY

shrimpy: wat

shrimpy: ???

demon twink: nvm it came bak negativ

shrimpy: wat did?

demon twink: my dna test

diabetic: dumbass

demon twink: SHUT UP

shrimpy: call me

demon twink: okie

demon twink: :p

alcoholic: iv nvr been so confusd in my life

alcoholic: also

alcoholic: i hit m*ri with my car

furry: you shoulve started with that???

lover of furry: good

furry: is he dead

alcoholic: hes in the hospital rn

alcoholic: this happnd yesterday

alcoholic: but i donot rember it

alcoholic: i thnk i may hve been drunk driving

math✨: you were what?

homophobe: real

alcoholic: im not sure though

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES: y did he have to make it to the hsptl

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES: i wish he die on the  side of the rode

bitchless: oh :D

bitchless: this is a rollercoaster

double life: i love rollercoasters

furry: should we all go to a amusmnt park

bitchless: THIS IS WAT IM TALKIN ABT

bitchless: HOW DID YOU GO FROM SOME ONE GETIN HIT BY A CAR TO GOIN TO AN AMUSMENT PARK

diabetic: its not hard

demon twink: thts wat she said

diabetic: wow

diabetic: i wlked rite into that one

demon twink: :D

diabetic: KYS

demon twink: i will thx

shrimpy: no

demon twink: wat

demon twink: D:

demon twink: y do u hate me

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y’all make me homophobic-

Wednesday, 7:29 P.M.

Dazai : guys chuya lowkey smels fuckble

Atsushi : wtf

Yosano : istg

Yosano : im actly goin to turn homophobic at ths rate

Kunikida : im just surprised he didnt tell everyone

Ranpo : u jinxed it

Ranpo : good job

Kunikida : im going to kms

Tanizaki : shuld i be concerned???

Atsushi : u shld always be concernd wen dazais involved

Atsushi : hes a troble magnet

Atsushi : istg

Dazai : wow

Dazai : i didnt relize u thght so low abt me

Atsushi : suck a dick

Atsushi : im stil mad at u for stelin my brownies

Dazai : I SAID SORRY

Atsushi : is sory gona get my brownies back

Dazai : . . .

Atsushi : thos were a bday presnt yknow

Tanizaki : who wer u gving brownies for their bday

Atsushi : Akutagawa

Dazai : i no longer feel bad

Atsushi : im goin to slit ur throat

Yosano : Oh! That’s not…

Dazai : i fel worse…?

Atsushi : kys

Tanizaki : im sared

Yosano : note to self

Yosano : dont piss of atsushi

Black Lizard-

Wednesday, 7:34 P.M.

Chuuya : @Akutagawa

Chuuya : u lke brownies?

Akutagawa : im not insane

Akutagawa : of corse i do

Gin : THIS IS NEWS TO ME?!

Tachihara : oop

Tachihara : aint he ur brother

Gin : ill slit ur throat

Tachihara : woah there buddy

Gin : kys

Tachihara : u knw wat

Tachihara : fck u

Akutagawa : do not rest in piece

Akutagawa : u were terrible and no one likd u

Tachihara : WOW

im disowning you if u dont hate m*ri-

Wednesday, 7:56 P.M.

bitchless : thts it

bitchless : im doin it

bitchless : ima kms

alcoholic : the hell happned in 2 hrs???

double life : ur mom

alcoholic : I WASNT FCKING TLKIN TO U

double life : dam

double life : ok

double life : guess ill never speak again

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES : finaly

stalker : bout damn time

bitchless : no cuz tel me y i just relized that blond kid with the creepy old man wasnt his daughter

demon twink : oh…

demon twink : 😬

bitchless : see yall in the afterlife

furry : wait

furry : shes not

furry : 😰

lover of furry : this is y we call him creepy

diabetic : y r u all dum

demon twink : ok nepo baby

alcoholic : STIP

alcoholic : UR RGHT

diabetic : i am not

demon twink : dont u hve a sugar daddy to

emo raccoon : do i count as a sugar daddy?

diabetic : i mean i cal u daddy

homophobe : woah there

math✨ : stop hanging out with dazai

demon twink : i didnt do that

demon twink : tf

protective father : you sure?

demon twink : OH COME ON

demon twink : U TO ODASAKU

alcoholic : LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

demon twink : FCK U

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im disowning you if u dont hate m*ri-

Thursday, 5:30 A.M.

bitchless : i am NOT goin to clas today

bitchless : yall cant make me

diabetic : careful

diabetic : ur americn is showing

emo raccoon : ):

diabetic : i tke everything bck

emo raccoon : (:

ur name is already a joke : tf

clown : hey sigma

clown : do you want to

ur name is already a joke : no

clown : do smth with us

clown : oh com on

clown : pls

ur name is already a joke has gone offline

clown : :c

demon rat : 🤦🏻

dracula : why am i here again?

demon twink : y not

furry : KYS

furry : THIEVIN PEICE OF SHIR

furry : I HOPE UR NVR HAPY

demon twink : I MADE U NEW BROWNIES

furry : U MEAN U NEARLY BURNED MY APT DOWN?!

demon twink : IT WAS AN ACIDENT

ed sheeran : y dont we all calm down?

furry : y dont u jst die?

ed sheeran : y do i even try?

stalker : did i mis a chapter

stalker : y is atsushi getin mad at dazai

furry : he stole my fuckin brownies

demon twink : i didnt know they were a bday present

furry : i hope u become the oldest man alive

demon twink : wat

demon twink : no

demon twink : take that back

demon twink : 😥

furry : 🖕

shrimpy : who wre the brownies for

furry : akutagawa

lover of furry : what

shrimpy : OSAMU

demon twink : I DIDNT KNOW

furry : maybe dont go around eating everything u see

demon twink : it was jst sitin on the counter

alcoholic : at least he was eating willingly…?

demon twink : stfu

furry : wat do u mean

alcoholic : erm

alcoholic : nothing?

demon twink : square up hoe

alcoholic : IM SORRY?!

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES : this is sexism

demon twink : btch tf it aint

demon twink : equal rights equal fights

demon twink : tis the ultmate femnism

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES : shit

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES: ur right

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES : sry pooks i cant do nothin

alcoholic : im finna kms

demon twink : tht is my thng u whore

bitchless : r we goin to do smth bout this?

furry : naw

furry : let it hapn

furry : yosano is guna beat the shit out of him

demon twink : y do u hve such little fath in me

furry : u fckin stol my brownies

homophobe : this is some of the funniest shit ive seen

alcoholic : fr

alcoholic : like wdym atsushi is this petty?

lover of furry : i may be taking after dazai rn

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES : fag

lover of furry : dyke

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES : fck u

lover of furry : no thx

double life : siblings

double life : smh

stalker : who asked u?

double life : OH COME ON

double life : U TOO HIGUCHI

double life : I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

stalker : me?

stalker : friends with a ginger?

stalker : never

double life : chuya is literly ginger

stalker : hes the exception

double life : im actly killing myself

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES : thx for doing the world a favor!!!!

lover of furry : u wont be missed!!!!

demon twink : LMFAO

furry : kys

demon twink : 😐

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im disowning you if u dont hate m*ri-

Thursday, 4: 36 P.M.

furry : naw wtf was that

bitchless : 🕳️🏃

demon twink : im actly kms this time

shrimpy : this is y i skip class

shrimpy : but the ONE DAY i didnt

emo raccoon : what happened?

emo raccoon : i didnt hve any classes today

diabetic : poe

diabetic : join me n dazai in a triple sewerslid would u

emo raccoon : no???

diabetic : i thout u lovd me

computer guy : im genuine so confused rn

math✨ : i dont know wat theyre talkin about either

chuuya’s extra trauma : im nvr leavin the basement again

alive and well (sarcastic) : goin back to havin amnesia 🚶

homophobe : whar

homophobe : wtf happnd

demon twink : i stil fel the hands on me

demon twink : 🤢

shrimpy : i may comit murder

bitchless : I FURCING KNEW I SHILDNR HVE GON TO SCHOL

work triple : what happened for all of you to be reacting like this?

protective father : dazai

protective father : what hands

demon twink : m-🤮

demon twink : m0-🤮

demon twink : creepy old man

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES : ryu is actually criing rn

furry : whar

furry : no

furry : omw

demon twink : faggots

furry : DOES NOW LOOK LIKE THE TIME

demon twink : fair point

demon twink : i will be taking my leave n jumpin off a cliff

demon twink : 🤸

shrimpy : bffr

shrimpy : ur jst goin to shower

demon twink : anf then to ur hous pookie

shrimpy : 😮‍💨

demon twink : y dont u love me

shrimpy : that is not wat i said

double life : cuz ur annoyin

shrimpy : i wil slit ur fckin throat

double life : woah there buddy

shrimpy : do u want to try me

double life : no sir

shrimpy : thts wat i fckin thought

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES : thid has been the most unprotuctive conversation ive ever seen

emo raccoon: i stil dont know wht happened in class

ur name is already a joke : u dont want to

demon twink : UR IN THAT CLASS

ur name is already a joke : i have ben for the whole year?

clown : WHAR

clown : POOKIE

clown : HOW CULD U KEEP THIS FROM US

ur name is already a joke : ew

ur name is already a joke : dont call me that

clown : wat did i do to u

ur name is already a joke : exist

ur name is already a joke : breathe

ur name is already a joke : be born

ur name is already a joke has gone offline

clown : :c

bitchless : LMFAO

furry : arnt u guys dating

clown : im into it dw

furry : excuse me

furry : 😰

> clown : im into it dw

lover of furry : tf u mean

demon rat : dont ask questions u dont want the answers to

furry : EXCUSE ME???

bitchless : this is the worst day of my life

bitchless : first the creepy old man

bitchless : then this bs

emo raccoon : wtf happened

emo raccoon : Ranpo dear?

diabetic : we had a notebook check in our pre-med class and our teacher kept touching everyone

diabetic : it was the worst with dazai

demon twink : simp

diabetic : DOES NOW LOOK LIKE THE TIME

demon twink : IM COPING

protective father : does anyone have enough money to bail me out of jail for murder?

work triple : I work for the government

demon twink : whar

shrimpy : erm

shrimpy : i did not punch that guy

work triple : this chat is technically part of my personal life

work triple : therefore im not obligated to report anything here

alcoholic : I'm going to go drink multiple bottles

alcoholic : and then jump off a cliff

alcoholic : non of u can stop me

demon twink : bestie im gonna join u T-T

homophobe : y r all of u suicidal

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yall make me homophobic-

Thursday 7:19 P.M.

Dazai : I'm in luv

Atsushi : stop

Atsushi : no

Atsushi : I beg

Atsushi : dont start

Dazai : after i shower i went over to chuuyas

Dazai : and he hugged me

Dazai : and then he ran his fingers through my hair while i talked about my trauma

Dazai : and then we fcked

Tanizaki : thats not as bad as i thought it'd be

Yosano : yeah

Yosano : its actly kinda cute

Dazai : 🥰

Atsushi : i hope u both die

Dazai : whar

im disowning you if u dont hate m*ri-

Thursday 7:24 P.M.

alcoholic : does anyone hve 5 bucks i can borow

alcoholic : im lowkey broke

shrimpy : nah

shrimpy : sucks to suck

alcoholic : i know what ur bank acount looks like

alcoholic : dont lie to me

shrimpy : 🖕🏻

demon twink : only i get money from him :P

> alcoholic : im lowkey…

diabetic : lol

diabetic : imagine

alcoholic : YOU LITERALLY HAVE A SUGAR DADDY

diabetic : im still not broke

diabetic : w or w/o my mans

> demon twink : only i get…

diabetic : also r we all jst gonna ignore dazai also being a sugar baby

demon twink : i am not

demon twink : i dont ask for money often

alcoholic : do u actly expect me to believe that

shrimpy : last time he askd for money was wen u got evicted

shrimpy : bffr

alcoholic : whar

> alcoholic : does anyone hve…

homophobe : do u actually need five dollars or more?

alcoholic : im late on rent

homophobe : ill pay for it

homophobe : then u can move out and come live with us

shrimpy : wat

shrimpy : no

shrimpy : pls

alcoholic : tf did i do to u

shrimpy : ur fckin loud

shrimpy : sexuly

alcoholic : that aint me

shrimpy : STOP

shrimpy : KYS KUS KYS

math✨ : y is this my life

demon twink : erm

demon twink : so

demon twink : i may hve burned water

furry : wat

furry : DAZAI

furry : Y R MY FIREALARMS GOING

furry : Y R U ON NY FCKON GOUSE

alcoholic : WTF IS HPPNING

math✨ : THIS IS WHY I HATE YOU ALL

demon twink : IM SIRY

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES : r yall serious

ed she ran : do i need to cal the fire department

furry : IMMA FURCING KMS

bitchless : Oh! That’s not…

furry : DAZAIS A FCKING DUMBASS

demon twink : I SAID SORRY

furry : yeah aftER ALMOST BURNING MY APT DOWN

furry : AGAIN

demon twink : oops?

furry : GET OUT

bitchless : arnt u two in the same place

furry : hes hiding

demon twink : put the pan away and ill com out

alcoholic : LMFAO

demon twink : DONT LAUGH AT ME

demon twink : HES SCARY

lover of furry : r u fr rn

computer guy : nah

demon twink : U HAVENT HEARD HIM

furry : dazai

furry : if u dont get ur fckin ass out here in the next five seconds istg

lover of furry : r u going to unleash ur inner alpha wolf

lover of furry : so scary 😱

furry : ill find him

furry : i can hear u breathing dazai

furry : ur body wil be so scattered theyll be piecing it together for weeks

ur name is already a joke : oh goddamn

demon twink : SEE

alcoholic : im scared and im not even there

clown : this is fun

clown : :D

ur name is already a joke : ew

ur name is already a joke has gone offline

clown : :c

demon rat : 😮‍💨

demon twink : HE FOUND ME

demon twink : SOS

demon twink : HELP XGHJCDFYHNJK

ed she ran : is he going to be ok

bitchless : prob nt

ed she ran : r we going to do smth

homophobe : hell to the no

lover of furry : did u see his messages?

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES : i aint messing with that

demon twink : R YALL FR

demon twink : IM ON THE RUN

shrimpy : do NOT come to my house

demon twink : CHUUYA

alcoholic : LMAO

alcoholic : imagne

demon twink : i wil remove ur uterus with mt teeth

alcoholic : oh!

alcoholic : actly that sounds hot ngl

alcoholic : @homophobe

homophobe : no wtf

shrimpy : do NOT get ur hands anywhere near my sister

shrimpy : ✝️

shrimpy : praise our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

bitchless : SROP IN WEEZINH

alcoholic : i am NAWT going to church

alcoholic : can u imagine

shrimpy : me neither

shrimpy : sitting down and listening to people connecting their childhood dog dying to the seven deadly sins?

shrimpy : no thx

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES : r we being fr

dracula : you will NEVER see me anywhere near a church

double life : I CSNT

furry : i lost dazai

demon twink : oh thnk god

demon twink : get it

demon twink : bcuz were tlking about church?

furry : i stil hve my pan

demon twink : 🥲

diabetic : this is my prime sorce of entertainment

demon twink : u all suck

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Rebellion-

Thursday 9:04 P.M.

Tachihara : i keep getin fckin bullied

Teruko : rly

Teruko : i had no idea

Teruko : not like im in the gc with u or anything

Jouno : bffr

Jouno : u deserve it

Tachihara : omg

Tachihara : im surprised granpa can see his keyboard

Jouno : see THIS is what im talking about

Jouno : karmas a btch but only if u r one

Tachihara : ok so

Tachihara : fck u

Teruko : who would wana fck him

Tecchou : me

Teruko : NO

Teruko : DO NOT FUCKINF START ISTG

Tachihara : ill cry

Tachihara : ill fucking do it

Tecchou : i wasnt going to say anyhing else

Tachihara : oh thnk god

Teruko : im actly so done with u two

Jouno : btch

Jouno : get untired

Tachihara : erm

Tachihara : so i dont think thats how that works

Jouno : cant u let a blind man dream

Tachihara : OH SO WHEN I CALL U BLIND ITS FALSE BCUZ U CAN ‘still see with glasses’

Tachihara : BUT WHEN ITS CONVENT FOR U

Jouno : um

Jouno : yeah?

Jouno : thats kinda obvious

Teruko : didnt know u were this dumb tachi

Tachihara : im gona kms

im disowning you if u dont hate m*ri-

Friday 2:34 A.M.

demon twink : so besides ango

demon twink : does any1 else work for the gov

demon twink : jst our of curiousty

blind : i mean

blind : technacily

actually blind : i do

sadist strawberry : me

double life : so like

double life : ther is a reason my name is wat it is

stalker : r u furcing fr rn

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES : nah

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES : we gona get jail time

> blind : technacily

double life : when did they sart letting blind people into the gov

blind : we work together EVERYDAY

double life : i wish we didnt

double life : i hope u die

double life : then the rest of us can have som peace

blind : when hve i ever caused u problems

double life : are u fr

sadist strawberry : nar

actually blind : u nvr caused me problems

blind : see?

blind : im the least problematic

double life : bffr

work triple : does Fukuchi know you all act like this/

double life : r u tryin to threaten me with my own boss

double life : because he does know

double life : and he hates us for it

sadist strawberry : corection

sadist strawberry : he hates YOU

sadist strawberry : im the favorite

double life : this is y no one likes u

bitchless : bruh

bitchless : stop being sexist

blind : if i treat everyone like shit

blind : both male and female

blind : am i sexist

stalker : …

stalker : no…?

double life : if im only attracted to men

double life : am i sexist

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES : yes

sadist strawberry : wat if im only into women

sadist strawberry : am i sexist

alcoholic : no

double life : wat the furc

bitchless : everyhing u do is sexist

demon twink : lmao get bullied

actually blind : y r we the only people active today?

blind : bcuz most sane people r asleep

blind : can u not read a cloc?

sadist strawberry : says the blind person

homophobe : can yall shus tf up

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‘MERICA 🦅🦅🦅

Friday 3:45 A.M.

Lucy : @Poe

Lucy: can i perhaps borrow your english hw

Poe: your first language is english

Lucy: i dont no how to use commas

Poe: or homophones apparently

Louisa: isnt it three am where u are

Lucy: the hw is due tmrw but POE WONT HLEP

Mark: erm

Mark: actly

Mark: its already tmrw for u

Lucy: i will slit ur fckin throat

Nathaniel: Do not use such foul language

Poe: stfu

Poe: no one cares

Poe: ur moms a whore

Poe: oh wait nvm

Poe: she died

Poe: apologies

Poe: *ur mom WAS a whore

Lucy: LMFAO

Mark: I CSMT BRRATH

Steinback: wtf

Lucy: oh look its the generic white boy

Steinback: i am not

Poe: your first name is JOHN

Poe: shut your btch ass up

Steinback: atleast its not EDGAR

Steinback: hewo grandpa :3

Lucy: am i ever going to get help with my english

Poe: no

Louisa: ill help

Lucy: ur an angel istg

Margret: bey i think Nathan is having an aneurysm

Poe: good

Mark: wat he do to u bro

Poe: hes sexist

Lucy: STIP WHAT

Lucy: UR A FEMINIST

Poe: yes?

Lucy: brb

Lucy has gone offline

Poe: ???

Louisa: what about the english hw?

Girly pop-

Friday 3: 58 A.M.

Yosano: maybe we could start a bonfire with his books?

Gin: that doesnt feel good enough

Higuchi: burn him in the bonfire of his books?

Lucy: ABORT

Lucy: POES A GOOD ONE

Lucy: ABORT

Kouyou: what did he do

Lucy: he genuinely started tweaking when nathaniel spoke

Lucy: oh nahaniel is confirmed sexist

Lucy: anyway poe insulted his dead mom n everything

Yosano: did nathan guy say smth sexist

Lucy: no

Lucy: he said smth prety normal

Lucy: and mark asked poe what nath did to piss him off

Lucy: and poe just said hes sexist

Lucy: and i was like ‘WHAR YOUR A FEMINIST’

Lucy: and poe was like ‘yes?’

Lucy: and i was like ‘oh no weve been planin his downfall’

Gin: that was a lot of use of ‘and’

Higuchi: can we plan the nathan dudes downfall instead

Lucy: duh

Kouyou: can u find some dirt on him

Lucy: hold on

book guy—Lucy

Friday 4:08 A.M.

you: poe

you: poe

you: do u have any dirt an nathaniel

you: poe

book guy: hes defended multiple rapists

book guy : 3 attachments

you: thx

book guy: np

book guy: whyd u need it

you: were planing his dwonfall

book guy: send pics when u do it

you: duh

you: still mad u wouldnt help me with english tho

book guy: oops

Girly pop-

Friday 4:21 A.M.

Lucy : 3 attachments

Lucy: TW a btch defending rapists

Gin: thts gross

Gin: thats rly fckin gross

Kouyou: im afraid we wont get to plan his downfall if this gets to chuuya

Kouyou: or that could be our plan

Yosano: how painful wuold his death be

Kouyou: very

Yosano: im thinking bout it

Lucy: hes super religous

Gin: excuse me

Lucy: bs

Lucy: i know

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im disowning you if u dont hate m*ri-

Friday 6: 12 A.M.

bitchless : its almost the weekend

furry : thank fuck

furry : i am so done with this palce

lover of furry : maybe u shouldnt hve scheduled ur classess like hs

emo raccoon : i have classes tmrw

alcoholic : u hve clases at all

emo raccoon : thts y im here

> lover of furry : maybe u…

demon twink : i mean

demon twink : atsushi does look yound enough

demon twink : no one would question it if they saw him walking in one

furry : WHAT

furry : NO

lover of furry : usualy id agree

lover of furry : but uh

furry : KYS

diabetic : i knw y he like that

demon twink : ok smart ass

ur name is already a joke : we have pre-med again today

demon twink : WHAR

bitchless : NO

clown : i dont wana go

ur name is already a joke : u nvr do

ur name is already a joke : thid is y ur dumn

ur name is already a joke has gone offline

clown : :c

furry : if he does smth again ima kms

bitchless : tak me with u

double life : yall be grateful

double life : im in advanced med and its HELL

blind : one of the only times i wish i wasn’t half-blind

blind : that class is so hard

furry : 😦

diabetic : hell naw

sadist strawberry : even I hate tht class

blind : *that

sadist strawberry : do not start with me

actually blind : did u get new contacts

blind : bruh

blind : 1 attachment

[Jouno looked exasperated, glasses sitting on his nose. Tecchou sat next to him, typing away on his phone.]

lover of furry : ipad kid

bitchless : wait ur actly blind

bitchless : i thought that was a joke about u being oblivious

sadist strawberry : LMAO

double life : i mean

double life : thats waht tecchous name is

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES : y r u only this active when ur gov frends r online

double life : bcuz they dont constantly bully me

stalker : he’s got a point

sadist strawberry : i can start bullying u

double life : NO

double life : TERUKO

double life : PLS

sadist strawberry : take a good look at me name

double life : i hope you die

shrimpy : @demon twink

shrimpy : this is how i feel abt u

demon twink : ):

alcoholic : LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

demon twink : shut up ):

work triple : how many of you have pre-med today

clown : :p

furry : T-T

bitchless : i do

demon twink : 😃

lover of furry : unfortunately

shrimpy : imma skip

clown : im going so i can see sigma

clown : i was originly goin skip

ur name is already a joke : come anywhere near me and i gouge out ur eyes

ur name is already a joke has gone offline

clown : oh!

demon rat : thats a new one

> work triple : how many of you…

demon twink : i am also in pre-med

diabetic : im asleep mst of the time in that class

work triple : the old teacher has officially been replaced

demon twink : 😮

demon twink : yay

furry : thank GOD

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES : i might actly start going to church to praise the lord for this blessing

stalker : i no longer have an unquenchable thirst for blood

alcoholic : guys world hunger was just miraculously solved!

alcoholic : and world peace was achieved!

alcoholic : and the americans stopped being idiots!

bitchless : hey :/

alcoholic : am i wrong

emo raccoon : no

bitchless : no

bitchless : lmao

bitchless : OH NO THEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER

emo raccoon : we’re going to drop the fucking sun on other countries

bitchless : two percent tax on tea? THROW IT IN THE OCEAN

emo raccoon : 25 percent tax on my income? thats fine

bitchless : im the president and look like a carrot

emo raccoon : im banning tiktok

bitchless : jk its back

bitchless : 😋

emo raccoon : oh no a ceo got shot!

bitchless : lets focus on if tiktok can stay this time

alcoholic : stop what

homophobe : are you making fun of your country

bitchless : maybe if our president wasnt a felon we wouldnt make fun of him

emo raccoon : king george III would’ve loved him

bitchless : LMFAO

bitchless : HE WOULD

furry : whar

emo raccoon : the king of england during the american revolution

alcoholic : this is amazing in every way

demon twink : I CSNT NREARH

emo raccoon : y cant america of britain play chess

bitchless : y

emo raccoon : theyre missing a queen and two towers

bitchless : LMAO

stalker : should we be concerned

bitchless : hold on

bitchless : im gettin on a plane

emo raccoon : dont become a terrorist!!! ^v^

bitchless : bringing huns to schol

emo raccoon : oh no!

emo raccoon : every1 hide in the corner so were a larger target!

double life : this got dark fast

sadist strawberry : its funy tho

emo raccoon : did u hear they rebuilt the towers identically?

bitchless : time for round two

alcoholic : r yall actly becoming terrorists now

homophobe : i wuld not be surprised

bitchless : no

bitchless : i could nvr

emo raccoon : how could you accuse me of such heinous crimes

demon twink : you make it so easy

diabetic : ey

diabetic : thats my bf

emo raccoon : ^^

emo raccoon : ranpo dear

emo raccoon : when are you next free

furry : he jst took off running

furry : we were eating lunch T-T

bitchless : noooooo

bitchless : i was enjoying making fun of america

emo raccoon : sorry :(

math✨ : are you two mentally unwell

ed she ran : thats rude

furry : sister kisser

ed she ran : WERE NOT SIBLINGS

sadist strawberry : excuse me

double life : dont ask

blind : no

blind : no i think we should ask

alcoholic : you dont want to know

sadist strawberry : no no i think we do

actually blind : thats y we asked

demon twink : no

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F(L)AGS 🏳️‍🌈-

Friday 5:56 P.M.

Albatross : @Chuuya

Albatross : wana go to the pool with me?

Chuuya : no

Albatross : pls?

Chuuya : no

Albatross : y

Chuuya : bcuz I'm hanging out with my bf

Lippman : you have a bf?

Chuuya : yeah

Chuuya : did i not tell you guys?

Albatross : bruh

Chuuya : hes being clingy ill be back later

Chuuya has gone offline

Albatross : BRUH

im disowning you if u dont hate m*ri-

Friday 6:04 P.M.

chuuya’s extra trauma : @shrimpy

chuuya’s extra trauma : do you have other friends

shrimpy : why

chuuya's extra trauma : no reason

shrimpy : i aint telling you shit

chuuya's extra trauma : 😞

shrimpy : 🖕🏻

alcoholic : wait

alcoholic : y do you 2 have beef

shrimpy : y wouldnt we have beef

alive and well (sarcastic) : dont question those two

demon twink : chibi

demon twink : pay attention to me

shrimpy : jump off a cliff

demon twink : :c

shrimpy : fine

demon twink : ^^

alcoholic : im still confused

diabetic : im not

alcoholic : ok so

alcoholic : fuck you

diabetic : no thx

diabetic : im gay

alcoholic : bruh

alcoholic : i am the lesbianest lesbian to ever lesbian

alcoholic : u know damn wel thats not wat i ment

bitchless : i dont think lesbianest is a word

alcoholic : does it look like igaf

bitchless : no

emo raccoon : america rn

bitchless : yo

bitchlees : r we bout to make fun of america again?

lover of furry : no

lover of furry : i do not wana read al that again

bitchless : party pooper

lover of furry : i would normally have a comeback but your name says it all

bitchless : 🖕

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES : y does everyone hve beef ala sudden

furry : lucy and ryu were competing over me for awhile

furry : they still havnt completely gotten over it

demon twink : ppl actly like u?

furry : i will hunt you for sport

demon twink : i tke it back

demon twink : the only question abt u is y more ppl arent kissing ur feet

furry : adoquete

ed she ran : yall have problems

furry : no

furry : rly?

double life : bruh

F(L)AGS 🏳️‍🌈-

Friday 6:23 P.M.

Albatross : @Chuuya

Albatross : u shld add ur bf

Chuuya : no

Albatross : pls

Albatross : i wanna meet him

Chuuya : no

Piano Man : why not

Chuuya : y are u all so invsted in my love life

Albatross : 🥺

Chuuya : ugh

Chuuya : fine

Chuuya added Dazai to F(L)AGS 🏳️‍🌈

Chuuya changed the group chat name to F(L)AGS 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Dazai : whar

Albatross : omg

Albatross : hi

Dazai : chibi

Dazai : a weirdo tlking to me

Albatross : ☹️

Chuuya : im in love with you

Dazai : ?

Piano Man : lol

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F(L)AGS 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️-

Saturday 4:32 A.M.

Albatross : @Chuuya

Chuuya: y is it always me

Albatross: um

Albatross: idk

Chuuya: kys

Dazai: thats not very nice

Chuuya: bru

Chuuya: screnshoting ur dms

Dazai: i dont thnk thts necesry

Chuuya: that what i thought

Albatross: r yall sure ur inlove

Dazai: wdym

Dazai: chibis my pookie the love of my life ive nvr liked anyone but him even if he is me disordered princeess

Dazai: Chuuya, forever my one and only

With hair as red as the sunrise in Fall

A smile that makes me feel so lonely

Whenever he walks away down the hall

When he looks at me like that, my heart pounds

When he smiles, I only smile back

As I hold him to my chest in the house

My emotions are all completely whack

I only stare as he talks, wondering

Was I in the presence of an angel?

I look up at the sky, reminiscing

How I got the best individual

He caused my loss of innocence

The poison of love, the deadliest substance

Chuuya: you actly wrote me a poem

Chuuya: 😐

Albatross: oh!

Lippman : thats kinda gay

Dazai: duh?

Chuuya: im going to slit ur fckin throat

Lippman: im sorry???

Chuuya: not you

Chuuya : @Dazai

Chuuya: im goinf to slit ur fckin throat /srs

Dazai: oh

Dazai: mb chat

Albatross: i continue to be concerned

Chuuya: dont be

Dazai: im into it

Dazai: dw

Albatross: what.

Doc: um

Piano Man: thats…

Piano Man: nice?

Dazai: 🥴

Chuuya: kys

Dazai: 🕳️🤸

Chuuya: you know damn well i wasnt being serious wit that one

Dazai: 😞

Lippman: whar

Albatross: this relationship continues to confuse me

Chuuya: good

Albatross: :c

Dazai: *gasp*

Dazai: im not the only one ur mean to?

Chuuya: no

Chuuya: look at who ur talking to

Dazai: 😕

Iceman: go to bed

Iceman: all of you

im disowning you if u dont hate m*ri-

Saturday 7:85 A.M.

demon twink : @bitchless

demon twink: you have smth i want

bitchless: whar

demon twink: 🏳️‍⚧️

bitchless: OH

bitchless: we can trade

demon twink: yippie!

furry: im confused

double life: i dont think you can trade genitals like tht

demon twink: dont ruin my fantasies

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES: yall r genderqueer too?

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES: youre just collecting labels like pokemon

lover of furry: arnt you genderfluid

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES: erm

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES : @stalker

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES: do you wana make out

stalker: sure

lover of furry: dyke

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES: faggot

sadist strawberry: oh shir

sadist strawberry: she used the whole word

double life: thats crazy

alcoholic: is any1 else upset that there isnt a lesbian flag emoji

diabetic: no

bitchless: sometimes

demon twink: r we ever going to actly trade

bitchless: ill send u the address

homophobe: i dont think thats safe

blind: dw im the doctor

furry: i REALLY dont think this is safe

demon twink: dont u want me to be happy atsushi

furry: no kys

demon twink: UR STILL MAD ABT THE BROWNIES

furry: YES

furry: KYS

diabetic: bruh

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Black Lizard-

Saturday 3:34 P.M.

Tachihara : @Chuuya

Tachihara : you have other friends

Gin : ur one to talk

Tachihara : what do you have against me

Gin : everything

Tachihara : bruh

> Tachihara : you have other…

Chuuya : obviously

Chuuya : you guys are insufferable sometimes

Gin : what 😥

Chuuya : except you

Gin : yay 😊 

Gin : @Akutagawa im the favorite

Akutagawa : 🖕🏻

Chuuya : ?

Tachihara : theyre siblings what did you expect

Chuuya : me and kouyou arent weird like that

Hirotsu : thats because you and kouyou trauma bonded

Gin : OMG ITS GRANPA

Akutagawa : hi grandpop

Tachihara : gampa 🎉

Higuchi : grandpa can i borrow some mineys

Hirotsu has gone offline

Gin : oh 😔

Akutagawa : L

Gin : bitch

Gin : fucking fag

Gin : i hope you die

Akutagawa : the feeling is mutual

Chuuya : oh

Chuuya : thats nice

'MERICA 🦅🦅🦅-

Saturday 4:67 P.M.

Mark : i hate when people make 9/11 jokes

Mark : my dad died in 9/11

Mark : he was a great pilot 😔

Lucy : WHAHK;DGJLJG

Poe : MARK?!

Mark : China 2024: we have trains that travel through buildings!

Mark : America 2001:

Louisa : im sorry?

Lucy : STOP IM STENDIN THESE TO MY JAPAN GC

Poe : NOT BEFORE I DO

Margret : 9/11 jokes arent funny

Lucy : shut ur bitch ass up

Lucy : u wouldnt understand

Margret : it was a traumatic event

Margret : thousands of people died

Poe : we are literally terrorists

Poe : tf

Lucy : fr bro

Lucy : can we not have fun anymore?

Mark : i jst want to crash some planes man 😔

Steinback : I CANT BREATH

Lovecraft : do you need assistance?

Lucy : where tf do u keep comin from

Lovecraft : i have been here the entire time

Poe : why dont you ever say anything

Steinback : because everytime we do u guys bully us

Lucy : maybe if you weren’t so easy to bully

Poe : pussy

Steinback : this is wat im talking about

Mark : your name is john bruh

Steinback : and your name is mark tf?

Lucy : hes got you there

Louisa : ultimately, John and Mark are better names than Howard

Lucy : WHAR

Lucy : POOKIE?!

Lucy : im inlove wit u

Louisa : 🥰

Mark : ick

Mark : romance

Lucy : this is y ur still fucking single

Mark : so is poe?

Poe : i have a boyfriend

Poe : i would send pics but most of them arent appropriate

Lucy : do they have any powdered donuts

Poe : no????

Lucy : mkay just checking

Nathaniel : Praise our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

Lucy : MAN

Lucy : SHUT UR BITCHASS UP

Poe : this is why no one will ever love you

Poe : youre a disgrace to us men

Poe : people like you are the reason the man vs bear debate exists

Nathaniel : You have no right to speak to me in such a way

Poe : go cry to your bible

Lucy : LMFAO

Lucy : CLOCKED

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im disowning you if u dont hate m*ri-

Sunday 12:36 P.M.

ed she ran: y did some old ass loking dude jst show up at my house and start preachin bout jesus

bitchless: HOLY SHIT

bitchless: WAS HE IN ALL BLACK

ed she ran: yeah?

emo raccoon: NO

emo raccoon: WEN DID HE GET HERE

bitchless: HOW DID HE GET HERE BRUH

alcoholic: who?

bitchless: NATHENIAL MOTHERFUCKING HAWTHORN

emo raccoon: FURCING SEXIST

emo raccoon: LKLNFLDNFEOIFJODKJNV

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES: oh is he that rapist dude

bitchless: yer

stalker: doesnt this mean we can go thru wit our plan

bitchless: OH SHIT UR RIGHT

bitchless: 😈

emo raccoon: pictures

emo raccoon: please and thank you~

bitchless: duh

double life: what plan

homophobe: we regularly plan the downfall of people under the sexist category

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES: omg

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES: tachi can you help

double life: no id lose my job

double life: have fun tho

stalker: shame

sadist strawberry: I CAN JOIN

sadist strawberry: MEMEMEM

sadist strawberry: TACHIHARAS JUST A PUSSY

double life: 😞

sadist strawberry: FCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

sadist strawberry: can i coem

alcoholic: yeah

sadist strawberry: FURC YEAH

bitchless: come on gurls

bitchless: let go murder some1

bitchless and six others have gone offline

ed she ran: um

ed she ran: oops?

lover of furry: pop off ig

demon twink: LMFAO

angel: wat r they going to do

furry: WHO ADDED CHILDREN

clown: …oops?

furry: i dont know where you live (yet)

furry: but i will find you

clown: BRUH

ur name is already a joke: loser

clown: 🥴

ur name is already a joke: wtf

ur name is already a joke: no

demon rat: bad nikolai

clown: 😔

Sunday 1:54 P.M.

bitchless : 32 attachments

ed she ran: whar

demon twink: LMAO

emo raccoon: ive reached peak existence

> bitchless : attachment

diabetic : that was a good punch @SLAY YOUR ENEMIES

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES: thx

lover of furry: you hve two days of nice ryu

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES: LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

furry: what

stalker: dont question it

furry: wat

bitchless : @emo raccoon

bitchless: you shuld hve heard him screaming

emo raccoon: wish i could have been there </3

bitchless: its fine bbg <3

bitchless: OMG POOKIES CALLING ME

bitchless has gone offline

it was only 35 bro: who?

emo raccoon: louisa

emo raccoon: her gf

alcoholic: she has a gf

stalker: how could she not tell us 💔

sadist strawberry: the ultimate betrayel 💔

> bitchless : its fine bbg…

diabetic: we just going to ignore her calling poe babygirl?

emo raccoon: its platonic dw

alcoholic: she jst does tht sometimes

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Girly pop💅🏻-

Sunday 5:21 P.M.

Yosano : @Lucy

Yosano: lowkey

Yosano: you should add your gf

Lucy: say less

Lucy has added Louisa to Girlypop💅🏻

Louisa: hello?

Lucy: whats up bbg

Lucy: you should fly to japan

Lucy: and then spend time with me

Louisa: isnt your birthday in a few days?

Lucy: OMG UR RIGHT

Louisa: i can fly over for that ^^

Yosano: omg ur adorable

Louisa: thank you?

Gin: cant wait to meet uuuuuuuuu <3

Louisa: (:

Gin: DFLHFHIESNFDKUERHO

Louisa: ?

Lucy: EY

Lucy: MY GF

Lucy: BACK 🤺

Gin: what you going to do

Gin: poke me?

Lucy: 🔫

Dazai: OH SHIT

Kyouka: PUT THE GUN DOWN

Kyouka: YOU GUYS CAN TALK THIS OUT

Higuchi: IF YOU WANT TO GET TO GIN YOU HAVE TO GO THRU ME

> Dazai : OH SHIT

Yosano: wait y is dazai here

Lucy: bcuz hes one of the girlypops

Lucy: in a gay way

Dazai: ✌️

Yosano: you know what

Yosano: sure

Lucy : @Gin

Lucy: 🔫🤨

Gin: i wont steal yo girl

Gin: trust 🙏

Gin: i got my own

Lucy: good

Higuchi: you have someone else?

Gin: no you dumbass

Higuchi: who is she

Gin: YOU

Gin: DUMBASS

Higuchi: oh

Dazai LOLOLOLOOLOLOL

y’all make me homophobic-

Sunday 6:35 P.M.

Atsushi : @Dazai

Atsushi: GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE

Atsushi: I KNOW THAT WAS YOU WHO DROPPED THE POT

Dazai: bruh

Dazai: r you a witch

Dazai: be fr

Atsushi: get out

Yosano: omf dazai

Yosano: stop terrorizing atsushi

Dazai: IM NOT

Dazai: i was going to make him new brownies

Atsushi: GET OUT

Atsushi: YOUR GOING TO SET SOMETHING ON FIRE

Dazai: NO IM NOT

Tanizaki: oml

Kunikida: dazai

Kunikida: get out of atsushis house

Atsushi : @Dazai

Atsushi: Y THE FUCK DID I JST HEAR YOU BREAK SPAGHETTI

Yosano: U WHAT

Dazai: is that not normal

Atsushi: im going to strangle u

Atsushi: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

Dazai: FINE

Dazai: GOD

FAGS (–dazai)-

Sunday 6: 43 P.M.

Atsushi: Y IS THIS MY LIFE

Atsushi: he broke into my house aND DIDNT EVEN MAKE GOOD BROWNIES

Akutagawa: who?

Atsushi: dazai

Akutagawa: why am i not surprised

Tanizaki: what about the pasta?

Atsushi: its overcooked

Tanizaki: bruh

Tanizaki: didnt he manag to burn water before

Chuuya: he shouldve never been allowed to cook in the first palce

Chuuya: he ruined INSTA COFFEE

Atsushi: why am i surprised

Tachihara: what the fuck is he on 😭

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im disowning you if u dont hate m*ri-

Monday 4:12 A.M.

bitchless: i forgor about an assignmet due tmrw

bitchless: help

furry: lol

furry: sucks to suck

bitchless: bruh

bitchless: you used to be so nice smh

furry: i started datign ryu

lover of furry: that is not my fault

furry: 🤨

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES: ur shitting

lover of furry: ITS NOT

double life: dont mind him

double life: hes in denial

lover of furry: NO IM NOT

lover of furry: i didnt do anything

demon twink: you sure aboutthat

lover of furry: BRUH

diabetic: lol imagne

lover of furry: KYS

alcoholic: nah

alcoholic: he dont need to

alcoholic: all the sugar and carbs will kill him soon

diabetic: bro

diabetic: i eat other stuff too

demon twink: this is the first im hearing of this

math✨: bffr

diabetic: KUNIKIDA?!

bitchless: LMFAO

bitchless: y did i lowkey just notice theres an mpreg emoji

furry: waht

bitchless: 🫄

furry: WHAT

double life: STO P THATS MYFAVOITE EMJI

blind: ur kidding

> bitchless : 🫄

demon twink : @shrimpy

demon twink: thats going to be u

shrimpy: wat

demon twink: sorry

demon twink: i was possesed for a min

demon twink: kys

alcoholic: LMFAO OML=LDSFLJEFNNDKVJLFHVD

bitchless: ACTUALLY WHAT THE FUCK

diabetic: DAZAI WTF IS WRONF WIT U

homophobe: do NOT get anywhere near my brother

homophobe: i will send you back to god

demon twink: mb chat

demon twink: sorry u had to see my freaky 😔

furry: actually kys

> demon twink : thats going to be u

angel: what does that mean

furry: Y R THE KIDS STILL HERE

demon twink: THERE R KIDS

demon twink: WHY DID MO ONE TELL ME

shrimpy: BCUZ U SHOULDNT SAY FREAKY SHIT LIKE THAT REGARDLESS????

alcoholic: didnt he admit he had a choking kink that one tiem

demon twink: NOOO

demon twink: PROPAGANDA

demon twink: ID NEVER

diabetic: YES U DID U FREAK

demon twink: powdered donuts.

diabetic: TAT WASNT ME DFLJHFLDFHASI;L

demon twink: ‘since it’s so big, y’know’

diabetic: NOOOOOOOOOOO

diabetic: STIP

diabetic: KYS

bitchless: I CANT BREATH

bitchless : @emo raccoon

bitchless: R U SEEING THIS

emo raccoon: bro dont bring me into this

demon twink: ‘he licked the fifth and final donut’

diabetic: STOP

diabetic: MY TRAUAM

alcoholic: IT BURNS

furry: DAZAI STPP ISTG

furry: DONT REMIND ME

diabetic: IM NOT A FREAK GUYS

diabetic: THAT WASNT ME 🙏

lover of furry: wtf is wronh with you all

SLAY YOUR ENEMIES: idk if i wana know what ur talking about

furry: YOU DONT

furry: GOD FUCKING DAMINIT

stalker: what the hell hapned

it was only 35 bro: so much

it was only 35 bro: im to young  to know this much

furry: WHO THE FCK TOLD U

it was only 35 bro: im on the yall mak me homophobic chat

alcoholic: U R?!

demon twink: NO

demon twink: YOUV SEEN ME AT MY LOWEST

demon twink: IM JUMPING OFF

double life: genuinely what is happening rn

sadist strawberry: i am morbidly curious

diabetic: curiousity killed the cat

sadist strawberry: but satisfaction brough it back

diabetic: and then it dies again because this is so bad

double life: u guys have to be overexadurating

math✨: oh but theyre not

ed she ran: the one time i actly go to bed

ed she ran: i woke up to this

ed she ran: and now i wana kms

furry: I WISH I WAS NVR BORN

diabetic: ME TOO

diabetic: U THNK I WANTED THIS?!

alcoholic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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F(L)AGS 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️-

Monday 1: 38 P.M.

Dazai: GUYS IM NOT A FREAK

Dazai: DONT LISTEN TO CHUUYA

Chuuya: I WAS CHOKING U AND SAID ‘harder’

Chuuya: WTF BRO

Chuuya: I THOUGH U BEING KINKY WAS A JOKE

Dazai: IT IS

Dazai: IM NOT A FREAK

Dazai: I PANCKED

Lippman: y was chuuya choking u in th first palce

Dazai: um

Dazai: a bet

> Chuuya : I WAS CHOKING…

Albatross: tf you mean you said harder

Albatross: thats freaky as fck

Dazai: NO

Dazai: IM NOT A FREAK

Dazai: I SWEAR

Chuuya: im RLY starting to dout that

Piano Man: u cant say shit like tht and NOT be freaky

Dazai: BRO

Dazai: this is transphobia 😔

Albatross: how

Dazai: cuz im trans?

Chuuya: dumbass

Albatross: bruh

Albatross: yall r bullies

Doc: the name change suddenly makes a lot of sense

Dazai: ehee~

Chuuya: im going to shoot u

Chuuya: with a rocket launcher

Chuuya: istg

Dazai: whar

Dazai: no

Dazai: chibi

Chuuya: 🔫

Dazai: 😱

Albatross: what the furc

ok so we DONT murder here-

Monday 2:03 P.M.

Chuuya: dazais trying to say hes not freaky

Dazai: IM NOT

Chuuya: YES YOU ARE

Chuuya: REMEMBER THIS MORNIG

Chuuya: ‘@shrimpy this is going to be u’

Ango: dazai, you are by definition ‘freaky’

Dazai: NO IM NOT

Dazai: IM COMPLETELY NORMAL

Chuuya: second biggest lie of 2025

Odasaku: respectfully dazai you are NOT normal

Dazai: BRUH

Dazai: IM BEING BULLIED

ok but we DO murder here-

Monday 2:11 P.M.

Dazai: honest opinions

Dazai: am i freaky

Kouyou: yes

Tachihara: 💯

Gin: how can u not be freaky bro

Gin: ‘@shrimpy this is going to be u’

Dazai: NOT U TOO

Albatross: we already had this conversation

Hirotsu: what is freaky

Higuchi: u are not escaping the grandpa allegations

Akutagawa: with all do respect dazai

Akutagawa: you r the freakiest freak to ever freaky

Dazai: WHAT

Gin: i couldnt have said it better

Dazai: NO

Dazai: STOP

Dazai: KYS

Dazai: U ALL SUCK

Q: whats freaky

Dazai: Y THE FUCK IS THERE ALWAYS CHILDREN

Chuuya: thia is y u should jst stop talkin

Dazai: actually kys

Kyouka: hey

Kyouka: thats not nice

Dazai: bffr

Kyouka: your right i dont give a shit lol

> Dazai : am i freaky

Ace: yes you dumbass

Ace: you cant not be freaky

Ace: have you seen the shit you send

Ace: freakster

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