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Sonic’s Cousin added 19 people to the Class 1-A Group Chat group

[18:05] 3D Printer: Bad idea, Iida.

[18:05] Sonic’s Cousin: What do you mean Yaoyorozu? I simply made this for us to stay in communication and to help anyone who needs it.

[18:05] Walmart Eraser: who let Zu make the names?

[18:05] More Than Flesh + Bone: how’d you know it was me??

[18:06] Broke Version Of Kirby: i feel like my name speaks for itself

[18:06] Pinkie Pie Incarnate: pfft-

[18:06] Pinkie Pie Incarnate: wait isn’t Pinkie Pie from some American kids show?

[18:06] More Than Flesh + Bone: yes and?

[18:06] More Than Flesh + Bone: My Little Pony is superior and nobody can say otherwise

[18:06] Gordan Ramsay: no one was trying to you shitty nerd

[18:07] Bzzt Bzzt: wtehsbdm-

[18:07] Ribbit Ribbit MF: i can hear him laughing from across the dorms kero

[18:07] Gordan Ramsay: YOU DAMN NERD WHY THE FUCK IS THAT MY NAME

[18:07] Gordan Ramsay: WHY CAN’T I CHANGE IT??

[18:08] Gordan Ramsay: WHY IS THE CHILD LOCK ON??

[18:08] Gordan Ramsay: HOW DID YOU EVEN TURN IT ON??

[18:08] Rocky Road: oh shit i got child locked too

[18:09] More Than Flesh + Bone: i didn’t want anyone ruining the names i worked painstakingly hard to create :D

DM: Toru Hagakure - Izuku Aizawa

[18:09] Toru Hagakure: uh Izu-kun?

[18:09] Izuku Aizawa: yeah?

[18:09] Toru Hagakure: i don’t like my name

[18:09] Toru Hagakure: i mean i get it and all but

[18:10] Izuku Aizawa: oh sorry if i hurt your feelings!

[18:10] Izuku Aizawa: i can change it if you want

[18:10] Toru Hagakure: that’d be awesome thanks Izu-kun

Class 1-A Group Chat

More Than Flesh + Bone changed Streaker’s name to A Glass Of Water

[18:12] A Glass OF Water: thanks again Izu-kun

[18:12] Broke Version Of Kirby: at least he’s not heartless

[18:12] Pinkie Pie Incarnate: is nobody gonna question how he child locked all of our phones without us noticing??

[18:12] Broke Version Of Kirby: no

[18:12] Ribbit Ribbit MF: no kero

[18:12] Bzzt Bzzt: no

[18:12] Rocky Road: no

[18:12] More Than Flesh + Bone: no :D

[18:12] Pinkie Pie Incarnate: ok then-

[18:20] Taperman: hey does anybody know where Shoto went?

[18:20] A Glass Of Water: Shoto hm?

[18:20] Pinkie Pie Incarnate: oOo first name i see

[18:20] Taperman: yeah yeah but like has anybody seen him?

[18:21] Ribbit Ribbit MF: i think he said he was going to his sister’s house for a ‘Fuck Endeavwhore’ club meeting kero

[18:21] Pass Me The Aux: …do i even wanna ask?

[18:21] Ribbit Ribbit MF: no you don’t kero

[18:21] Pass Me The Aux: alright then

Fuck Endeavwhore

[18:22] I’m Just A Boy: i herby call this meeting to order *bangs gavel*

[18:22] Fire Hazard: who gave you an imaginary gavel?

[18:22] Gotta Catch ‘Em All: i did

[18:22] The Sane One: must we do this whole thing? honestly he’s trying to change

[18:22] Fire Hazard: eh he fucked my whole life

[18:22] Gotta Catch ‘Em All: fucked up mine too

[18:23] I’m Just A Boy: collateral damage

[18:23] The Sane One: why do i even try

[18:23] I’m Just A Boy: so on this weeks episode of piss off the flaming trash can, i skipped class twice this week to go to a club meeting talking about quirkless rights

[18:23] Gotta Catch ‘Em All: ooo he’d hate that

[18:24] Fire Hazard: yeah that’s a pretty good one not gonna lie

[18:24] I’m Just A Boy: Yumi it’s your turn

[18:24] The Sane One: …

[18:25] The Sane One: on this weeks episode of piss off the flaming trash can, i raided his drinks

[18:25] I’m Just A Boy: :0

[18:25] Fire Hazard: :0

[18:25] Gotta Catch ‘Em All: :0

[18:25] The Sane One: it was my coworkers birthday and i needed a gift

[18:26] Gotta Catch ‘Em All: oh that makes more sense

[18:26] I’m Just A Boy: fuck Yumi for a second there i thought we lost our collective brain cell

[18:26] Gotta Catch ‘Em All: whose turn is it now mine or Dabi’s?

[18:26] I’m Just A Boy: uh idfk play rock paper scissors

[18:27] Fire Hazard: rock

[18:27] Gotta Catch ‘Em All: rock

[18:27] Fire Hazard: paper

[18:27] Gotta Catch ‘Em All: paper

[18:27] Fire Hazard: scissors

[18:27] Gotta Catch ‘Em All: scissors

[18:27] Fire Hazard: paper

[18:28] Gotta Catch ‘Em All: kettle with boiling water

[18:28] Fire Hazard: …

[18:28] I’m Just A Boy: …

[18:28] The Sane One: that’s not how you-

[18:28] Gotta Catch ‘Em All: i win don’t i?

[18:28] I’m Just A Boy: ..yeah sure why not

[18:29] Gotta Catch ‘Em All: on this weeks episode of piss off the flaming trash can, i started calling my teacher dad to spite him

[18:29] I’m Just A Boy: he’s letting you call him dad?

[18:29] Gotta Catch ‘Em All: yeah it started off by Izu and Toshi calling him dad in front of the class and then it just became a thing for us all to call him dad

[18:30] Fire Hazard: right well on this weeks episode of piss off the flaming trash can, i’m dating a guy

[18:30] Gotta Catch ‘Em All: woah we’re both gay

[18:30] Fire Hazard: what

[18:30] I’m Just A Boy: what

[18:30] The Sane One: i suspected this but what

[18:31] Gotta Catch ‘Em All: did i not tell you guys i have a boyfriend?

[18:31] Just A Boy: no????

[18:31] Gotta Catch ‘Em All: oh

[18:31] Gotta Catch ‘Em All: well there you go i told you

[18:31] Gotta Catch ‘Em All: speaking of, i think i need to head back he’s started to get worried

DM: Hanta Sero - Shoto Todoroki

[18:15] Hanta Sero: Sho

[18:17] Hanta Sero: Shoto

[18:18] Hanta Sero: where’d you go?

[18:21] Hanta Sero: Tsu said you went to your sister’s house for a ‘Fuck Endeavwhore’ meeting

[18:33] Shoto Todoroki: i’m on my way back now

[18:33] Hanta Sero: does dad know you’re off campus?

[18:33] Shoto Todoroki: no and let’s keep it that way

Class 1-A Group Chat

[20:15] A Glass Of Water: i’m booooored

[20:15] Pinkie Pie Incarnate: oo let’s play a game

[20:15] Bzzt Bzzt: like what

[20:15] Pinkie Pie Incarnate: idk one of those games Mic-sensei got us

[20:16] A Glass Of Water: how would we play? because i am NOT willing to get up just to play a game

[20:16] Pinkie Pie Incarnate: i could get my Uno cards, DM you your hand and then like ref the game or something

[20:16] Rocky Road: im down

[20:16] Bzzt Bzzt: ooo me too

[20:16] Walmart Eraser: i guess so

[20:16] A Glass Of Water: yeah!

[20:17] Broke Version Of Kirby: me and Tsu are crocheting so we can’t

[20:17] Sonic’s Cousin: Since when have you two crocheted?

[20:17] Walmart Eraser: Iida out here asking the real questions

[20:29] Pinkie Pie Incarnate: ok yall ready to start the game?

[20:29] A Glass Of Water: yup

[20:29] Rocky Road: yeah

[20:29] Bzzt Bzzt: yea

[20:29] Walmart Eraser: yeah

[20:29] Pinkie Pie Incarnate: ok the starting card is a yellow 4 and the order is Kami, Kiri, Toru, Hitoshi

[20:30] Bzzt Bzzt: yellow 2

[20:30] Rocky Road: blue 2

[20:30] A Glass Of Water: blue 5

[20:30] Walmart Eraser: red 5

[20:31] Bzzt Bzzt: Hito

[20:31] Bzzt Bzzt: my love

[20:31] Bzzt Bzzt: what the fuck

[20:31] Walmart Eraser: <3

[20:31] Bzzt Bzzt: draw

Creators Of Mass Destruction

[20:42] More Than Flesh + Bone: Tomu please don’t be mad

[20:42] NEET: why would i be mad?

[20:42] NEET: IZUKU AIZAWA

[20:42] More Than Flesh + Bone: it’s actually Aizawa-Yamada so i don’t know who you’re yelling at

[20:43] Fire Hazard: it’s sad that it’s accurate

[20:43] NEET: DABI DID YOU CHILD LOCK MY PHONE

[20:43] Fire Hazard: no?

[20:43] More Than Flesh + Bone: :D

[20:43] NEET: …that is decidedly the most terrifying thing ever

[20:44] Gotta Catch ‘Em All: don’t underestimate the power of an Izuku on a mission

[20:44] Fire Hazard: i’m not even gonna ask how because i really don’t care

Chapter Text

Class 1-A Group Chat

Bzzt Bzzt:

does anyone understand what Mic-sensei is talking about??

Sonic’s Cousin:

Kaminari! It is very disrespectful to have your phone out in class!

Walmart Eraser:

you’re also on your phone now Iida

Sonic’s Cousin:

Broke Kirby:

Iida you should’ve just let it be

Ribbit Ribbit MF:

yeah

you already know that we never listen to your reprimands 90% of the time kero

Bzzt Bzzt:

hey now i’m still struggling over here

Walmart Eraser:

i’ll help you Denks it’s not that hard

Pinkie Pie Incarnate:

Denks???

A Glass Of Water:

tea??? hmmm????

Walmart Eraser:

oh my god not you two

Walmart Eraser changed Pinkie Pie Incarnate’s name to Pink Tea Slurper

Walmart Eraser changed A Glass Of Water’s name to Clear Tea Slurper

Pink Tea Slurper:

whatever do you mean Hitobabe???

also how’d you do that

Walmart Eraser:

Zuku gave me admin controls

anyways there’s no tea here so just move your thirsty asses on

Clear Tea Slurper:

oho there may not be tea now but there’s a tea bag waiting to be brewed

Walmart Eraser:

what does that even mean??

Bzzt Bzzt:

0_o i just really need help

Gordon Ramsay:

WHY ARE YOU EXTRAS BLOWING UP MY PHONE??

Rocky Road:

Kamibro just needed some help babe

Gordon Ramsay:

yeah well stop blowing up my damn phone

Walmart Eraser:

wha

so he’s gonna call Bakugo “babe” and no one bats an eye??? what the fuck

Clear Tea Slurper:

yeah well we been knew

Pink Tea Slurper:

yeah Kiribabe is the only one who can diffuse the Bakubomb

Gordon Ramsay:

OI WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?

More Than Flesh + Bone changed Gordon Ramsay’s name to BAUKUBOMB

BAUKUBOMB:

NERD WHAT THE FUCK

Karate Kid:

you know

how hasn’t Mic-sensei noticed that a majority of us are on our phones?

Walmart Eraser:

because he’s also on his phone

DM: Hizashi Yamada - Shouta Aizawa

Eagle on Steroids:

ok but look at this one

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Human(?) Jellycat:

Zashi

why do you have so many pictures of our cats?

Eagle on Steroids:

WHY DON’T YOU???

THEY’RE ADORABLE

Human(?) Jellycat:

yes but you don’t need that many pictures Zashi

it’s unnecessary storage wasted

Eagle on Steroids:

GASPING

WASTED??!!!?

YOU THINK PICTURES OF OUR GLORIOUS CATS ARE WASTING MY STORAGE?!???

Human(?) Jellycat:

first of all do you have to type out ‘gasping’ when you gasp?

Eagle on Steroids:

i think it’s necessary for you to know that i’m gasping

Human(?) Jellycat:

…

right

second yes that is exactly what i’m saying

we already see them in real life

you don’t need a million pictures of them

Eagle on Steroids:

you wound me Sho

i want a divorce

Human(?) Jellycat:

what

Eagle on Steroids:

you’re hurting my feelings

Human(?) Jellycat:

Zashi

Eagle on Steroids:

my feelings have been hurteded

Human(?) Jellycat:

oh my god Hizashi

DM: Shigaraki Tomura - Yamazawa Izuku

More Than Flesh + Bone:

im boreddd

NEET:

aren’t you in school right now??

More Than Flesh + Bone:

yeah but we’re all on our phones

even my dad

NEET:

???

More Than Flesh + Bone:

wha??

oh

oh

NEET:

izuku

More Than Flesh + Bone:

i know i know

by dad i mean one of my adoptive parents

NEET:

your dad’s a teacher at UA?

More Than Flesh + Bone:

yes

NEET:

which one?

More Than Flesh + Bone:

?

NEET:

so if we do attack UA again

we know who not to kill

More Than Flesh + Bone:

…

valid argument

Eraserhead and Present Mic

NEET:

oh wow

can’t say i was expecting that

More Than Flesh + Bone:

unrelated but i miss you

i haven’t seen you in forever

NEET:

blame the person who almost got caught and nearly ruined months of planning *cough* Twice *cough*

More Than Flesh + Bone:

but you should let me come see you

NEET:

we will eventually Izu

it’s just..not safe right now

More Than Flesh + Bone:

fuck you mean it’s not safe

i’m a damn hero-in-training

getting attacked left and right is basically our classwork

NEET:

Izuku i mean it

we’re talking high level villains here

i’m trying to keep the whole damn league safe right now and i don’t want to worry about you too

not to say that i don’t worry about you regardless

More Than Flesh + Bone:

…

fine

but the second you’re done with whatever the fuck i’m coming over whether you warp me or not

*

Class 1-A Group Chat

Bzzt Bzzt:

Toshi tysm for helping me

Walmart Eraser:

i help u a lot

u gotta be more specific

Pink Tea Slurper:

woah when did you two change your texting style???

Bzzt Bzzt:

wdym change??

i’ve always typed like this

and it’s definitely not Artemis getting inconsistent with xeir writing

Pink Tea Slurper:

…

Walmart Eraser:

…

More Than Flesh + Bone:

smh

Denki we talked about this

Bzzt Bzzt:

oh yeah oops my bad heh

pretend i didn’t say that

Walmart Eraser:

uh..ok?

anyways

what time were u referring to?

Bzzt Bzzt:

oh that english assignment from 3 weeks ago

that shit really helped me

i got an A on the test today

Walmart Eraser:

oh good job babe

Walmart Eraser deleted a message

Pink Tea Slurper:

:o

Walmart Eraser:

nobody will ever believe you

More Than Flesh + Bone:

unrelated to this but

More Than Flesh + Bone changed their name to Boneless Wing

DM: Shigaraki Tomura - Yamazawa Izuku

Boneless Wing:

i miss you

Boneless Wing:

Tomu?

Boneless Wing:

you haven’t been responding and it’s really freaking me out

just let me know you’re ok

Boneless Wing:

i’m giving you an hour

and if you don’t respond i’m coming over

NEET:

i’m sorry Izu

we

well we’ve been through a lot

Boneless Wing:

what the fuck happened?

and don’t you dare lie

i will know

NEET:

Twice invited a new fucking player who said he wanted to join or some shit

the damn NPC killed off one of our party members

Boneless Wing:

i’m sorry he what

who

NEET:

big sis

Boneless Wing:

shit

Magne?

NEET:

yeah

Boneless Wing:

oh

i’m fucking coming over

NEET:

what Izu no

Boneless Wing:

Izu yes

you two just lost a family member and i’m not letting you go through that alone

not like i did

NEET:

…

XXX is the address

make sure you’re not followed

*

Class 1-A Group Chat

Gotta Catch ’Em All:

does anyone know where Izuku is?

i locked myself out of my dorm again and he has the spare key

2in1 shadow package:

you’ve locked yourself out of your room before?

Karate Kid:

you’ve locked yourself out of your room twice?

Gotta Catch ’Em All:

yes

Rocky Road:

nah sorry man i haven’t seen Izubro

Ribbit Ribbit MF:

me neither kero

Broke Kirby:

last time i saw him was when he was helping me with a crocheting pattern

Sonic’s Cousin:

Again, when did you and Tsuyu-chan start crocheting?

Ribbit Ribbit MF:

well it’s none of your business Iida-kun

respectfully kero

Sonic’s Cousin:

Wha-

3d Printer:

Back to the topic at hand, no Todoroki-kun I haven’t seen Izuku-kun today

Pink Tea Slurper:

yeah i haven’t seen Izubabe at all today

why dontcha ask Hitobabe?

@Walmart Eraser

Gotta Catch ’Em All:

@Walmart Eraser

3d Printer:

@Walmart Eraser

Rocky Road

@Walmart Eraser

Broke Kirby:

@Walmart Eraser

Ribbit Ribbit MF:

@Walmart Eraser kero

Bzzt Bzzt:

holy fuck what

Rocky Road:

uh Kamibro we’re tryna get Hitobro

Bzzt Bzzt:

yeah ik it’s me

i can’t fucking find my phone

Pink Tea Slurper:

hm why are you with Kamibabe???

Clear Tea Slurper:

hm????

Bzzt Bzzt:

ofc u appear when there’s talk of tea

Pink Tea Slurper:

so you’re admitting that there’s tea??

Bzzt Bzzt:

i’m too fucking tired for this

what do u fuckers want

i was sleep

Gotta Catch ’Em All:

have you seen Izuku?

Bzzt Bzzt:

uh i saw like a couple minutes ago why?

Gotta Catch ’Em All:

i need his help and it seems he’s disappeared

Bzzt Bzzt:

oh

gimme a sec lemme find my phone and i’ll text him

Gotta Catch ’Em All:

thank you Hito-kun

Bzzt Bzzt:

np

——

“Denki I need you to move” Hitoshi mumbled, shutting off Denki’s phone and shrouding them in darkness again. He tried to turn his head to look at the blond, but with said person’s body wrapped around him and the room being nearly pitch black, it was a fruitless endeavor.

“Warm” a sleepy Denki sighed into Hitoshi’s side.

“Yeah but I gotta text Zuku” the older teen said, running his free hand through the blond locks next to him. “And that means I gotta find my phone”

There was a series of unintelligible words mumbled before Denki reluctantly sat up, allowing Hitoshi to do the same.

“Why Izu?” Denki asked. They’d had a particularly rough day, and while not entirely mute, they were only using a few words to get their point across. Luckily Hitoshi was fluent in this broken Japanese.

“Shoto’s looking for him” Hitoshi explained as he started to feel around the bed, attempting to find his phone without turning on any lights. “God knows why”

“Lock out?”

“Maybe. You’re probably right Denks”

The room went silent, save for the sound of Hitoshi rustling the sheets as he continued his search until Denki spoke up.

“Help?”

“Well…” Hitoshi trailed off as he dropped his hands in his lap. “We’d probably have to turn the lights on, but I don’t wanna hurt your eyes” So he cared about his partner. Sue him. Metaphorically, please.

“Cover”

“I guess that’s our only option” Hitoshi sighed as he heard Denki bring their hands up to cover their eyes. After waiting a moment, Hitoshi reached over and clicked on the lamp on his nightstand, filling the room with a warm golden glow. With the light on, he was easily able to see his purple phone case wedged between several of the bright yellow pillows that her surrounding the two on the bed. He quickly grabbed it and turned the light back off, blinking a couple times to adjust his eyes to the total darkness.

“You good Denks?” Hitoshi asked as he turned his phone on and turned the brightness all the way down.

The blond didn’t respond, instead pushing Hitoshi down gently and reinserting himself in his side. Hitoshi chuckled softly at their actions but didn’t say anything else as he opened his messages with Izuku.

——

DM: Hitoshi Aizawa - Izuku Aizawa

Walmart Eraser:

hey Zu

Shoto needs u

wya

Boneless Wing:

sorry i’m…busy right now

tell Sho i’m meeting with his brother’s friends

Walmart Eraser:

u snuck out?

Boneless Wing:

it’s important

Walmart Eraser:

…

js be back before dad finds out and kills us both

Boneless Wing:

yeah yeah i got it

DM: Hitoshi Aizawa - Shoto

Walmart Eraser:

how’d u manage to take ur last name off

Gotta Catch ’Em All:

i just didnt put it in

Walmart Eraser:

isn’t it required tho?

Gotta Catch ’Em All:

i don’t know

Walmart Eraser:

right

anyways Zuku told me to tell u he’s meeting with ur brother and his friends

Gotta Catch ’Em All:

oh

that’s interesting to say the least

thank you Hito-kun

Walmart Eraser:

np Sho

Chapter Text

Class 1-A Group Chat

Pink Tea Slurper:

sooo who’s all excited for work-studies???

Rocky Road:

i am!!

i think it’s gonna be pretty manly

Pink Tea Slurper:

Kiribabe you think almost everything is manly but ok

Poor Kirby:

does everyone know who they’ll be working with?

Rocky Road:

Amajiki-senpai is a sidekick for Fatgum and he said that me and Tetsubro could work with them

Ribbit Ribbit MF:

me and Rara got invited by Nejire-senpai and Ryukyu *kero

2in1 shadow package:

i’ll be going with Hawks again

Walmart Eraser:

i’m going with my dads and Denks is coming with

Karate Kid:

are you allowed to go with your dads?

Walmart Eraser:

if anyone has a prob with it they will be met with my boots on their face

Karate Kid:

noted

Gotta Catch ‘Em All:

Bakugo and i will be working with my father

Taperman:

you sure about that Sho?

Gotta Catch ‘Em All:

yes i’m sure i’ll be fine

i’ve got the Bakubomb to protect me after all

BAKUBOMB:

hah Icyhot?

i’m not doing shit for you

Gotta Catch ‘Em All:

so he says

anyways @Bonless Wing where are you planning to go?

Boneless Wing:

well Togata-senpai asked me to work with him and Sir Nighteye so i think i’ll go with that

——

When Eijirou wakes up the following morning at 5, Katsuki is already up, out of bed, and dressed. After sitting up, the redhead saw his pre-picked outfit laying on the bed and his fully packed hero case (that hadn’t been packed the night before) was sitting by the door to his dorm next to Katsuki’s own.

Eijirou sat up with a groan just as Katsuki sauntered out of the bathroom. He was wearing one of his signature skull t-shirts with a while turtleneck underneath, all tucked into his ripped black jeans. Neither said a word as Eijirou stumbled out of bed and into the bathroom with his own outfit in hand.

After his own extensive skincare routine - his quirk makes his skin super dry; don’t judge - and getting dressed in a maroon hoodie that smelled suspiciously of a certain explosive blond and ripped black jeans, he returns to the room to help pick up, only to find that there’s nothing for him to pick up.

The bed had been made, the clothes that had been discarded by the both of them the previous night were no longer on the floor where they used to be, and even the several hangers that had accumulated into a small pile in the corner of his room had been put away. ’Kats must really be nervous if he stress cleaned my whole room in a few minutes’ Eijirou thought as he turned to his boyfriend who was silently struggling to work the clasp on his necklace.

“Ya need help?” Eijirou asked with a smile, already moving to take the necklace from him. There were no objections made as the redhead easily put the necklace on. After doing so, he snaked his hands around Katsuki’s (impossibly small) waist and resting his chin on his shoulder.

“You ok there?” Eijirou asked. The response was a low grunt and a nod. The two boys stood there in a comfortable silence for a moment until they both went to join their classmates.

——

Wall Breakers

Boneless Wing:

ok Denki u gotta make sure u don’t slip up again

especially not during work studies

Bzzt Bzzt:

ik ik i sorry

i cri everytiem

bRAT:

well Izuku there is one person i’ve been considering added to our group

Boneless Wing:

u mean cult?

bRAT:

yes our cult

Hitoshi

Bzzt Bzzt:

wait rlly why??

Boneless Wing:

well i mean that actually makes the most sense

he spends most of his time with either of us so he’s bound to notice smth at some point

bRAT:

precisely

Bzzt Bzzt:

oOo well in that case

bRAT added Walmart Eraser to the Wall Breakers group chat

Bzzt Bzzt:

how’d u do that so fast??

bRAT:

i don’t think you understand how fast i am

i’m fast as fuck boi

Boneless Wing:

pfft-

Bzzt Bzzt:

damn i walked right into that one didn’t i

Walmart Eraser:

what

Boneless Wing:

hitoshi.exe has stopped functioning

Walmart Eraser:

again what

Boneless Wing:

oh u poor thing

so young

so naive

Walmart Eraser:

what on gods not so green and slowly dying earth are u on about Zu

Boneless Wing:

insert time skip because Artemis doesn’t know how to explain explaining things

Bzzt Bzzt:

are we allowed to make our own cutscenes like that??

Boneless Wing:

i don’t know

we should test it

Toshi?

Walmart Eraser:

yea?

Boneless Wing:

do u ever wanna talk about ur feelings?

Walmart Eraser:

..no?

Boneless Wing:

i do :D

Walmart Eraser:

ik Izu

Boneless Wing:

i’m sad

Walmart Eraser:

ik Izu

Bzzt Bzzt:

woahhh it did work

that was legitness

*

Cats Unified

Human(?) Jellycat:

Toshi how are you late?

all you have to do is walk across campus

Walmart Eraser:

ik ik

but Denks wanted to say goodbye to literally everyone

Boneless Wing:

ah well i’m on the train to Nighteye’s agency and surprisingly Mirio-senpai is here with me

Eagle On Steroids:

well isn’t that nice of him to come down there just to pick you up?

Boneless Wing:

sure except it’s kinda hard to go anywhere without someone asking him for an autograph or smth

Human(?) Jellycat:

imagine

me personally i could never

Walmart Eraser:

dad it’s so weird when u text like a teenager

like how old are u rlly bc i feel like ur js a 16 year old in disguise

Human(?) Jellycat:

i’m taking that as a compliment thank you very much

Boneless Wing:

what’s rlly weird is how different this is from his normal personality

like excusez moi quoi de la fuck

Eagle On Steroids:

look what you’ve done Sho

now they swear like you do

Human(?) Jellycat:

are you implying that you don’t swear?

Eagle On Steroids:

not like you do

Human(?) Jellycat:

that’s not what i heard last night

Boneless Wing:

WOAH

Walmart Eraser:

WOAH WOAH WOAH STOP THE FUCK RIGHT THERE

Eagle On Steroids:

omg Sho whyyyy

Boneless Wing:

THEY WERE ROOMMATES

Walmart Eraser:

MAH GOD THEY WERE FUCKING ROOMMATES

Human(?) Jellycat:

kids these days i swear

*

Nighteye Agency Group

Boneless Wing:

image.png - Izuku and Mirio holding up peace signs next to a confused Eri who was staring at them and an angry Overhaul in the top left corner

look at what me and Mirio found

Prettiest Girl At The Party:

Is that a…child?

Inverse Jesus:

yeah her name is Eri

but we had to leave her :(

Premium Fortune Cookie:

And why is that?

Boneless Wing:

image.png - a photo taken while running, Izuku and Mirio running away while Overhaul lunged at them. Overhaul has sparkles and a pink hue edited around him

this big guy right here

Prettiest Girl At The Party:

You ran into Overhaul on patrol?!

Boneless Wing:

yeah

he’s not that scary irl tbh

Inverse Jesus:

Izu-kun you were literally shaking in your boots

Boneless Wing:

Mirio-senpai u should shush ur face rn

Premium Fortune Cookie:

What about those bandages on her?

Boneless Wing:

oh yeah

the kid’s being abused

most def

Prettiest Girl At The Party:

Sir should we start planning the raid now then?

Boneless Wing:

oo raid?

to get rid of that nasty bug?

i’m def in

Inverse Jesus:

yeah me too

i can’t bear to not help

especially since we had to leave her the first time

Premium Fortune Cookie:

Fine

But we can’t do this alone

Boneless Wing:

ayo no prob

i personally think u should invite Fatgum, Ryukyu, Rock Lock, and Eraserhead

Inverse Jesus:

and the cops

Boneless Wing:

and the cops

Premium Fortune Cookie:

That’s..specific

Have you been thinking about this?

Inverse Jesus:

oh absolutely

Boneless Wing:

yeah we started planning a raid the second we started walking away

Premium Fortune Cookie:

Well it’s certainly well thought out

Bubble, start sending things on the Hero Network

Plan the meeting for tomorrow at 10

Prettiest Girl At The Party:

Right away Sir

*

Deku added 12 people to A Can Of Raid on Hero Network

Rock Lock:

Did this kid just make a group chat?

Red Riot (HIT):

dude that makes so much sense

Uravity (HIT):

yeah so if there’s any unexpected or last minute updates we can just text it

Deku (HIT):

or yk if we run into the big guy ag

Eraserhead:

Izuku, can you please type like a normal person

Deku (HIT):

fine

and before you ask no i’m not gonna capitalize anything

Ryukyu:

So, what time shall we plan to meet up?

Sir Nighteye:

Well, we need to get a search warrant along with a police squad

Eraserhead:

I can get that on my way

Tsukauchi can have one for me

Fatgum:

Hey Eraser don’t you have work-study kids?

Eraserhead:

Yeah, but I left them with Present Mic

Fatgum:

How are they working with two separate heroes?

Eraserhead:

…

Deku (HIT):

…

Uravity (HIT):

…

Froppy (HIT):

…

Red Riot (HIT):

…

Lemillion:

…

Sir Nighteye:

…

bRAT added bRAT to A Can Of Raid

bRAT:

…

bRAT left A Can Of Raid

Rock Lock:

How?

Ryukyu:

Who?

Deku (HIT):

Nezu

Eraserhead:

I think I speak for everyone when I say

Oh

*

DM: Shigaraki Tomura - Yamazawa Izuku

Boneless Wing:

heyyyy

i may or may not be fighting the guy that killed Big Sis

NEET:

Izu what the hell???

are you that pressed?

Boneless Wing:

nah

it’s a raid w the heroes

and he’s been abusing this little girl

i can tell my dad got attached

i bet i’ll have a new sibling after this

NEET:

well be fucking careful

the last thing i need is you dying

Boneless Wing:

i fought my sperm donor and won didn’t i?

i have the power of god and anime on my side

NEET:

not sure if that’s how that works but ok

Boneless Wing:

love u

<3

NEET:

love you too Izu

kick that dumb fucks ass

Chapter Text

A Can Of Raid

Hero Network

Mirai Sasaki - Sir Nighteye has permanently left Hero Network

Deku (HIT):

…

so

that happened

Eraserhead:

Problem child why are you on your phone?

Matter of fact, how did you get your phone?

I told the nurses not to give it to you

Deku (HIT):

i have my ways

Ryukyu:

Is everyone ok?

Eraserhead:

Well

Deku, Suneater, and Fatgum are hospitalized for quirk overuse

Lemillion is hospitalized for the new absence of his quirk

And Rock Lock is hospitalized for the stab wound Toga gave him

Froppy (HIT):

what about the kid? kero

Uravity (HIT):

yeah what about Eri?

is she ok?

Eraserhead:

Eri is currently in the hospital for extensive trauma and quirk stabilization

Red Riot (HIT):

what is her quirk anyways?

Eraserhead:

Her quirk is called Rewind

It allows her to reverse a living being's body to a previous state

Which means she can de-age someone, heal someone, undo any modifications, or rewind them into non-existence

Real Steel (HIT):

oh wow

that’s really powerful

Eraserhead:

I’ll be in charge of her quirk training since I’m able to cancel her quirk

Ryukyu:

Well, at least we’re all ok

*

DM: Shigaraki Tomura - Yamazawa Izuku

Boneless Wing:

hey why was Toga there?

NEET:

you think i was gonna let you go in there by yourself?

Boneless Wing:

it was a raid

with heroes dumbass

NEET:

yeah but you should know by now that we don’t always trust em

besides didn’t one of them die?

Boneless Wing:

ouch but yeah

NEET:

oh

sorry

Boneless Wing:

it’s fine

anyways

i heard u guys snatched his hands

NEET:

how’d you know that?

Boneless Wing:

i have my ways ;)

NEET:

it was Compress wasn’t it

Boneless Wing:

i have my ways ;)

NEET:

goddamnit

*

Class 1-A Group Chat

Boneless Wing:

guess who’s back?

back ag?

Izu’s (and co) back

tell a friend

Walmart Eraser:

welcome back lil bro

what happened to u nd dad?

why u two go bye bye?

Boneless Wing:

Denki has grown on u too much

Bzzt Bzzt:

wait what

Boneless Wing:

anyways

me, Kirishima, Ochako, Tsu, Tetsutetsu, and a bunch of other heroes went on a raid to save this lil girl from Overhaul, the leader of the Shie Hassaikai

Broke Kirby:

but we’re finally done!!

Rock Road:

yeah Izubro like totally KO’ed him

Boneless Wing:

Eri? saved

Walmart Eraser:

raid? finished

Bzzt Bzzt:

Overhaul? yeeted

Rocky Road:

depression? cured

Pink Tea Slurper:

skin? cleared

Broke Kirby:

sleep? slept

Clear Tea Slurper:

food? ate

bRAT added bRAT to the Class 1-A Group Chat group

bRAT:

school? cancelled

bRAT left the Class 1-A Group Chat group

Rocky Road:

go? let’s

Taperman:

party? started

Pass The Aux:

music? playing

2in1 Shadow Package:

demons? summoned

Glittery Cheese:

sparkles? added~

Bzzt Bzzt:

drinks? drunk

Human(?) Jellycat:

a raise? needed

BAKUBOMB:

holy moTHER FUCKING SHIT

Walmart Eraser:

well he’s officially crashing out

Bzzt Bzzt:

don’t mind me ima js grab my stuff and leave-

~~~

Momo wasn’t trying to do anything bad.

She just wanted to see Principal Nezu’s opinion on the modifications she added to the cannons she produced. He had taken a strange interest in them, but who was she to judge the principal of UA?

As she approached his office, she heard voices inside and assumed that there was some kind of meeting going on. She decided that she would just wait by the door until the meeting was over, as long as she had time. Yes, it was a Saturday, meaning they had no school, but she had to be back at the dorms around 5 because she was teaching Ochako and Tsu how to crochet.

Her plan, however, was immediately derailed because as soon as she was about 3 feet from the door, it opened on its own. What she saw was…unexpected to say the least.

Nezu was sitting atop his desk with a mischievous glint in his beady eyes, kicking his little legs happily as he watched the two students in front of him. Izuku was sitting cross-legged next to him, an expression eerily similar to Nezu’s on his face.

Kaminari and Hitoshi were standing at the front of the room, seeming to be..arguing about something?

“I have the power of God and anime on my side!” Kaminari exclaimed, puffing out their chest and putting their hands on their hips, loosely imitating All Might.

“Fuck off Janet I’m not going to your baby shower” Hitoshi countered, rolling his eyes.

“But Bethany! I made biscuits!” Kaminari wailed, putting their hand against their forehead for dramatic effect.

“This bitch empty” Izuku suddenly cut in, holding up an empty water bottle that he pulled from who knows where. “Yeet!”

He threw the bottle across the room, hitting Hitoshi in the arm.

“Whoever threw that bottle, your mom’s a hoe” Hitoshi huffed.

“Dude his mom’s dead” Kaminari gasped, grinning wildly.

“Mother trucker that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick” Izuku swore(?), dramatically falling off the desk right in front of Momo.

“Well hello there Yaoyorozu” Nezu said, drawing everyone’s attention to her. “Care for some tea?”

Momo blinked at him. “What?”

“Well I guess we have a new cult member?” Izuku sighed, sitting up on the floor. “I mean at this point she knows too much”

“Not gonna lie, I didn’t think Yaomomo would be the next member” Kaminari grinned, leaning on Hitoshi. “I was betting on Kiribro”

“Well to be honest, Yaoyorozu wouldn’t have been the first option to come to mind for me” Nezu admitted, hopping off his desk and padding over to her. “Nevertheless, we do have ourselves a new member. Welcome to the Wall Breakers Yaoyorozu”

He held out a paw for her to shake and after a long moment she shook it. Nezu then looked into the camera you’ve probably imagined in your head as you’re reading this.

“Narrator may we have some confetti?” he asked the air and suddenly there was gold confetti fluttering down around Momo.

What had she accidentally gotten herself into?

~~~

Murdersquad Bitch

Murder Pink:

i gotta say

i am loving these chat names

Izu-kun how did you change our names but only for this chat?

Murder Lead:

i have connections

Murder Pink:

yeah i’m gonna leave that alone

y’know

we haven’t done some good shenanigans in a while

Murder White:

maybe that’s because we almost got caught last time?

Murder Pink:

yeah well that wasn’t my fault?

blame the guy who forgot the plan?

Murder Blue:

I had a concussion!

What did you expect me to do?

Murder Green:

you’ve gone after Stain and won kero

i don’t think a concussion is that bad

Murder Blue:

Tsu-chan!

We’re not supposed to talk about that!

Murder Purple:

yeah well we’re also not supposed to do the things we do so do the rules rlly apply?

Murder White:

we could go on a shopping spree and see was chaos we can ensue

it’s my week to have my father’s card

Murder Pink:

ooo that’s a great idea Sho-kun!

me and Tsu need to get more yarn so we don’t have to depend on Yaomomo every time

Murder Blue:

Again, when did you two start crocheting?

Murder Lead:

Ten-kun

ur kinda stupid

Murder Blue:

What?

Murder Lead:

Chako and Tsu are dating and when they wanted to hang out they would use crocheting as a cover

but then they actually got into crocheting

Murder Green:

yeah kero

Murder Blue:

O_o

Murder Pink:

Ten-kun who taught you how to do that?

Murder White:

that doesn’t matter

do you two think you can crochet my mom a blanket?

i wanna give her a gift the next time i visit

Murder Pink:

i feel like you know something but of course Sho-kun!

you can help us pick colors when we go to the mall

Murder Lead:

looks like we’re all on board for the mall?

Murder Purple:

yeah

i’ll get dad to let us go

Murder Lead:

coolio

~~~

HEY SISTERS :D

Gotta Catch ‘Em All:

good job Tenya that was a good use of emoticons

Pink Tea Slurper:

oh????

what’d he do??

Gotta Catch ’Em All:

screenshot.png

Clear Tea Slurper:

yeah!!

way to go Iida!

Pink Tea Slurper:

yeah Iidababe you ate that downnn

Sonic’s Cousin:

Whatever do you mean Mina-chan?

I didn’t eat anything.

Pink Tea Slurper:

oh yeah ^o^

guess it’s time for you guys next lesson!

and just call me Mina dude

adding chan is like so much more work

Clear Tea Slurper:

yeah and you can call me Toru

or you can stick to Hagakure since that’s what everyone else calls me anyways

Gotta Catch ‘Em All:

well now that that’s out of the way

shall we start our next lesson?

*

Shake Dat Ass Bitch

Sonic’s Cousin:

Sero! What did I say about vulgar group chat names?

Taperman:

well what did i say about calling me Hanta?

Sonic’s Cousin:

I-

Gotta Catch ‘Em All:

he’s right Tenya

you still call me Todoroki

Taperman:

and y’know

we’re not tryna force you to do anything

this whole thing runs on trust and being comfortable with and around each other

so while we’d like it if you called us by our given names

we won’t mind if you don’t

Sonic’s Cousin:

Ok.

Thank you for being so…respectful about this.

Gotta Catch ‘Em All:

well we like you

why wouldn’t we?

Chapter Text

Cats Unified

Boneless Wing changed Everyone’s chat names

Green Cat added Baby Cat to Cats Unified

Hobo Cat:

Izuku no

Green Cat:

Izuku yes

welcome to the gc Eri!

Baby Cat:

hiii

Sleepy Cat:

woah u already taught her how to text like us??

Hobo Cat:

better question is who gave Eri a phone?

Baby Cat:

Papa did

Loud Cat:

wha-

Eri!

Hobo Cat:

Hizashi

Sleepy Cat:

Hitoshi

Green Cat:

Izuku

Baby Cat:

but don be mad at him

i asked for on

ad i usd

Zuzu wat was it caled

Green Cat:

puppy dog eyes

Baby Cat:

yeah i usd my puppy dog eyes

and he codnt say no!

Hobo Cat:

so we though giving her a phone was good despite the fact that she can’t really spell?

Sleepy Cat:

c’mon dad that’s mean

js enjoy life

let her have fun

Green Cat:

yeah dad

u wouldn’t wanna make her cry would you?

Loud Cat:

and would you say no to these?

image.png - a 0.5 of Eri’s puppy dog eyes but it’s the fishbowl stare

Hobo Cat:

damn it

Baby Cat:

lagage

Hobo Cat:

what

Green Cat:

language

*

Bakusquad Besties <333

Bzzt Bzzt:

and then i fell off the counter

Rocky Road:

duuuuude

is that why the bowl has a dent in it??

BAKUBOMB:

you put a dent in my cooking bowl?

Bzzt Bzzt:

ok look

before u get mad

Toshi and i went out to get a new one for u yesterday

Pink Tea Slurper:

hey

speaking of you and Hitobabe

what’s going on with you two??

Bzzt Bzzt:

wdym

Pass The Aux:

she’s asking if u two are dating jammingway

Bzzt Bzzt:

ohhhh

~

Denki sprinted out of their room and up the stairs, somehow running all the way to Hitoshi’s room successfully without looking up from their phone. They didn’t even knock, they just barreled through the door, nearly giving poor Hitoshi a heart attack.

“Denki!” he yelped, making the blond finally look up from their phone. “What happened to knocking like a civil person?”

“Oops,” They half-apologized, flopping on Hitoshi’s bed halfway atop the boy himself. “The squad - well, mostly Mina - were asking if we’re dating.”

“And you’re asking if you can tell them?” Hitoshi guessed, sighing at the enthusiastic nod he got as a response. “I don’t know Denks…they’re always nosy and..I don’t want other people getting in the way of our relationship..”

“Hey,” Denki said, gabbing Hitoshi’s face with their free hand, squishing his cheeks together. “They’re good friends. They didn’t tell anyone about me being genderfluid until I was ready to come out. They can keep secrets.”

Hitoshi sighed in resignation, deciding to trust his partner on this.

“Fine,” he said the best he could with his face still being squished. “But if anybody else starts talking, I’m coming for them.”

~

Pink Tea Slurper:

Denki???

where’d you go??

Bzzt Bzzt:

srry my dudes

and dudettes

Pink Tea Slurper:

you never answered my question

Bzzt Bzzt:

we are ^w^

Pink Tea Slurper:

gasppppppp

Pass The Aux:

called it

Taperman:

whattt

Rocky Road:

bro that’s so manly of you two

BAKUBOMB:

both of you pay up

Taperman:

aw i forgot about that

Bzzt Bzzt:

did u guys bet on me and Toshi?

Pink Tea Slurper:

better question

Bakubabe willingly placed a bet??

Taperman:

nah

it was just me and Kirishima

but then Blasty said that we were both stupid

and essentially placed a bet against us

Pass The Aux:

that sounds like something he’d do

BAKUBOMB:

what’s that supposed to mean hah?

Rocky Road:

Jirou was that a pun about your quirk?

Pass The Aux:

was it?

i didn’t hear anything

Bzzt Bzzt:

wait does this mean that Toshi is now an honorary member of the Bakusquad?

Pink Tea Slurper:

yeah!

member by marriage

Bzzt Bzzt added Walmart Eraser to Bakusquad Besties <333

Walmart Eraser:

wtf is the gc name

Pink Tea Slurper:

love how that’s the first thing you notice Hitobabe

Pass The Aux:

welcome to the club dude

Taperman:

yeah make yourself comfy

Walmart Eraser:

i can’t the gc name is screaming at me

*

Class 1-A Group Chat

Walmart Eraser:

@everyone

after being subject to a downright awful gc name

i’ve noticed that we’ve never changed this one

Pink Tea Slurper:

ok first of all our group chat name isn’t that bad

Karate Kid:

what is it?

Pink Tea Slurper:

Bakusquad Besties <333

Boneless Wing:

…

Broke Kirby:

…

Ribbit Ribbit MF:

…

Gotta Catch ‘Em All:

…

Sonic’s Cousin:

…

Taperman:

damn even the class rep

Boneless Wing:

i’d tell u ours

but for legal reasons i shall not

Pink Tea Slurper:

wait what-

Boneless Wing:

anyways

Toshi’s right

any name suggestions??

2in1 Shadow Package:

little shits in d minor

Walmart Eraser:

TOKOYAMI

UR A GENIUS

Walmart Eraser changed the chat name to Little Shits in D Minor

Rocky Road:

dude how have you been think thinking about that??

2in1 Shadow Package:

long enough for the darkness to consume my soul and entire being

*

Thtr Kds

Boneless Wing added 6 people to the Thtr Kds group

Bzzt Bzzt:

is this what i think it is???

Boneless Wing:

yup Den-nii

i finally made a gc for the theatre kids

Karate Kid:

why is the group chat name Theatre Kids but without the vowels?

Boneless Wings:

for some personality

now

me personally

i prefer pre-quirk era theatre

Pink Tea Slurper:

ME TOO

ugh it’s like the quality only went down

Pass The Aux:

but that came with some good things like a lot of the good musicals coming back to be run

Boneless Wing:

what’s u guys fav show?

mine is Hamilton i think

Bzzt Bzzt:

mine is EPIC

Pass The Aux:

the one that was a musical concept??

the one that got started and casted on TripTrop??

Denki u’ve moved urself up in the ranks

Bzzt Bzzt:

thank you?

Walmart Eraser:

Hadestown

Karate Kid:

lots of Greek Mythology i see

i really like Dear Evan Hanson

Ribbit Ribbit MF:

oh that’s interesting kero

my favorite is Matilda

Pass The Aux:

omf i love Matilda

Pink Tea Slurper:

me too girl

and i like Mean Girls

Pass The Aux:

i think my fav is Be More Chill

Boneless Wing:

oh?

are u js Jirou?

Bzzt Bzzt:

are u a loner?

Pink Tea Slurper:

she must be a stoner

Walmart Eraser:

rides a PT Cruiser

Bzzt Bzzt:

god she’s such a loser

Karate Kid:

Jirou flying solo

Ribbit Ribbit MF:

who we think that we know kero

Boneless Wing:

Jirou in the bathroom by herself

Pass The Aux:

ok safe to say i wasn’t expecting that