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1. Secret Weapon Double Entendre by Kisleth, Ringshadow

   Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   16 Jan 2013

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
   • Clint Barton
   • Phil Coulson
   • Pre-Movie
   • Pre-Canon
   • Smut
   • Bad Pickup Lines
   • Prostitution - Past
   • Scarring
   • Tattoos
   • Implied Past Violence

   Summary

   It all started with a contest about bad puns and pickup lines associated with every SHIELD agent's job. Clint has started it so of course he keeps an eye on all the entries. One day he sees none other than Phil Coulson's handwriting and has to confront the man about it. He never would have expected that this would be the result of it.

   Series

   • Part 1 of The Kingfisher and His Marksman

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