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ASYLUM LOCK
13 Users Active
(Sat. 23:30)
Isagi: is aiku actually British
Hiori: thats...a good question actually
¥3,000 he isnt
Chigiri: where did the British joke come from anyway??
lowkey ¥4,000 he is cause, yeah.
Hiori: BET.
Chigiri: where did the British joke...
Niko: someone voiced over him with a British accent
Yukimiya: Wait, how do we know it's British? Don't we speak Japanese???? it could be any accent
Karasu: that's a good point. are we texting in English or Japanese.
Otoya: both
Charles: we're texting in Japanese but author is writing it in English :P
Isagi: I don't think we're supposed to break the fourth wall
Reo: well he already did it, so....
Shidou: every chapter someone will break the fourth wall
Isagi: OKAY BUT IS AIKU ACTUALLY BRITISH?????
Rin: just ask him?
Isagi: i dont even have his number???? 😭😭
Chigiri: find someone who does then
Hiori: isagi is like kageyama, smart in sport, but suck at academics (isagi is better tho)
Isagi: IM NOT THAT EVEN DUMB?????
Shidou: mr. crashout is about to crash out again 💔💔
Isagi: IM.NOT A CRASH OUT
i don't EVER crash out
Reo: well.
Chigiri: you're really 2 sided
Isagi: im not 2 sided
Rin: you pulled out a gun during a match.
Isagi: i did no such things.
Shidou: then what the HELL is this shit
Isagi: .
thats literally not me ong fr
Karasu: howd you even get that shot💔
Otoya: soccer CANNOT be this serious
Bachira: it is for Isagi though! he screamed at a younger group of kids after losing a soccer game
Isagi: OKAY BRO you didn't need to put that out to the public
Reo: We MIGHT be hallucinating cause that did NAWT happen in the footage
Kunigami: Bachira ain't different
Isagi: wow. wow.
Bachira: that's not cool to say but my monster is very much real!!!!
Chigiri: how did we get from asking if Aiku is British to Isagi bringing a gun🙏
Rin: it's Isagi's fault
Isagi: OKAY BRO AT LEAST I HAVE A HEALTHY FAMILY UNLIKE YOURS
Chigiri: ouch.
Reo: he did NAWT just pull that card
Shidou: okay that's got a kick to it
Karasu: DAMN.
Otoya: lowkey sad
Bachira: wow
Charles: ts was so unexpected, whatcha think about this Niko?
Niko: I mean, I would think Isagi's parents are the mostly healthy out of all of us
Rin: really double sided.
Isagi: u pmo ong sybau fr (guys help me)
Kunigami: youre on your own buddy
Charles: would help just cause but that was a little harsh :P
Niko: can agree on that
Hiori: I don't think anybody is on your side
Reo: yeah so how'd you come out so aggressive when your parents are literal angels
Isagi: because soccer is life. It is everything. I will become the #1 striker in the world.
Shidou: a little cringe but keep going!
Isagi: no
Reo: im curious on who are in here, like is it only the blue lock players or is it including U20 too
Bachira: uhhhh I think I added everyone
Karasu: wait, EVERYONE?
Bachira: yep!
Isagi: FUCK
Hiori: ur really cooked dude
Charles: what
OH
ITS BECAUSE THE MASTERS ARE HERE TOO
Chigiri: holy fucking shit how'd you even get their numbers Bachira
Bachira: 😣😣😣😣
something :P
Yukimiya: a bit concerning but okay..?
Reo: honestly it's Bachira, you can never expect what he'll do next
Isagi: OU MY GOD SOMEONE KILL ME
Rin: gladly.
Isagi: actually no nvm
UghhhhhGGGHHHHHH
I'm just hoping they mute this GC😮💨
Reo: well.
Bachira: Lavinho is all chaos soooookoooooo
Chigiri: you're EXTRA cooked if Noel Noa doesn't mute this GC.
Isagi: STOP
This is BULLYING
Niko: rip to isagi
Bachira: wait lemme do smth
"SYSTEM: @Noel Noa = Messages"
Noel Noa: 0 Messages Sent
Kunigami: what the actual FUCK did you just do.
Isagi: DOES THAT MEAN HE GETS PINGED CAUSE YOU @ HIM????
Bachira: uhm maybe, dunno, but since I made this GC...
I could technically do what I want lol
"SYSTEM: @Noel Noa = Active"
Noel Noa: Last Active 5 Days Ago
Yukimiya: oh.... Oh my god I can even see that youre very cooked
Otoya: even the blind guy can see that ur gone
Yukimiya: I'm not even blind
...
yet
....
Karasu: a bit sad
Isagi: 
Niko: holy fuck 5 Days ago is kinda long
Reo: not everyone is a phone addict 💔
Chigiri: I can tell by how much people are online
13 out of how many there are
Bachira can u somehow ask the system or wtv
Bachira: I can try
Hold up
I need to figure out the command
Hiori: this is entertaining
Reo: really entertaining
Charles: extremely entertaining
Shidou: absolutely entertaining
Rin: why the fuck are you guys still up.
Otoya: watching Isagi's fall down
very entertaining
Bachira: GUYS I CANT FIND THE COMMAND
HOW DO I DO THIS💔
uhhhhhhhshshshshs
Okay wait
"SYSTEM: Commands = List"
Command List
Default Commands
Active Status: "SYSTEM: @NAME = Active
Numbers of Message Sent: "SYSTEM: @NAME = Messages
Ban: "SYSTEM: @NAME = Ban
Mute: "SYSTEM: @NAME = Kick
Transfer Ownership: "SYSTEM: @NAME = Transfer Ownership
For More Commands, Check Out Our Website, Or Consult With A Support In Our Website at ●●●●●●●●●●●●●.Org.
Chigiri: wow that barely did anything.
Hiori: so... are we getting the answer or not
Bachira: woah I CAN KICK AND BAN PEOPLE????
Reo: this kinda sounds like something
...
Hiori: hm......
Shidou: WOW ITA LIKE D*SCORD
Karasu: whyd you censor that
Shidou: I actually DID NOT censor that, it was the SYSTEM
Isagi: dont we have abibas💔💔
Hiori: dawg. Bastard Müchen have abibas, AND WE'RE IN BASTAD MÜCHEN
Isagi: oh
OH
oh YEAHHH
Isagi: dont we have abi...
Charles: not trying to get copyrighttrf😭🙏
Otoya: i don't think we can get copyrightted in this GC
Niko: thanks genius for pointing that out
Kunigami: its just like the anime and manga
Chigiri: What are you talking about
Kunigami: what
Chigiri: what
Reo: what
Isagi: what
Niko: ubers has duma
Chigiri: DUMA????
Niko: u guys can't be talking
whats with that weird N*ke logo🙏
Bachira: OKAY I FOUND IT
Uhhh
"SYSTEM: @ALL = Members"
26 Users In Total
Karasu: only 26? I thought there were more
Reo: honestly, yeah, I thought itd be more than 26
Isagi: are WE sure EVERYBODY was added?????
Bachira: NOPE!
Charles: there would be more if author remembered of them
Shidou: but they have a goldfish memory so...
Chigiri: WHOS THIS AUTHOR YOU GYYS ARE TWLKING ABOUT
Shidou: oh nothing!!! TRUST it's TOTALLY nothing
Otoya: this is just supporting my suspicion of you guys being schizophrenic
Yukimiya: who isn't tbh
Shidou: okay BUT 26 users is lowkey WEAK ykkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk actually who even is here
Like specifically yk
Rin: u just want to know if sae is here.
Shidou: whatstatah nooo ofc nott
yesh u caught me
Bachira: imma see the user list
Isagi: why are you guys making Bachira do the work💔💔
Not very fair lowkey
Rin: I don't see you helping him.
Isagi: I DONT HAVE ANY POWER HELLO???
Reo: neither do we💔🙏🙏
Isagi: ONG WAIT I NEVER FOT MY ANSWER
wait is aiku in this GC
Niko: lol yeah
Isagi: WAIT YOU KNEW BUT NEVER BOTHERED TELLING????
Niko: yes
Shidou: getting PLAYED by a kid is crazy
Isagi: okay whatever smh
@Aiku
@Aiku
@Aiku
@Aiku
@Aiku
1 User Online
Aiku: whats with the notifications?
Niko: gramps is finally here
Chigiri: honestly he doesn't look THAT old
look at the U20 gk 💔
Hiori: who's that again
Chigiri: I don't even know
Otoya: how r u gonna tell us to look at the U20 gk and not know his name
Aiku: his name is Fukaku
Reo: kinda forgot you were in the U20 team
Aiku: wow💔💔
Isagi: OKAY SHUT UP EVERYONE
aiku
Aiku: yes?
Isagi: are you actually british
Aiku: lmao no
i don't have any British blood in me
Chigiri: FUCK
I HATE YOU
Hiori: YES
wheres my ¥4,000
Chigiri: I'm too broke for ts
Aiku: i don't have any...
Reo: like, none, 0% , at all??
Aiku: yup!
Im Japanese, German and swedish
Isagi: OH MY GOD
HES A WHOLE TRIO
Charles: ohhh, that's why your name sound so
Uhm
Diverse
No, wait
idk how to explain it
Hiori: it's like
it doesn't sound Japanese but it also does yk
Aiku: I kinda get that a lot
not the first time yk
Yukimiya: thats cool yk
i mean the ethnicity or whatever
not the name thingy
Karasu: wsit so you're trilingual????
Aiku: yeah
soemtimes i mix up words in front of other people and I would get stared at
you guys don't cause of the mikage ear translator soooo
Reo: damn I forgot about that
Otoya: that's a bit crazy
howd u forget about it
Reo: dunno
Charles: being trilingual sounds so cool
wait
where were you born
Aiku: Sweden?
Charles: THAT MEANS YOU KNOW ENGLISH!! Yay more English speakers
Aiku: Imma guess that you're French just cuz
Charles: yup 👍
Karasu: oh so that means Aiku is multilingual?
Shidou: holy fuck that's hot
Aiku: okay now....
Reo: please keep it in your pants Shidou
Rin: basically impossible
Shidou: actually yes it is POSSIBLE
you guys can't handle me ong
Hiori: okay but being multilingual is crazy
wouldve crashed out learning all that
Aiku: it wasn't that difficult
my mom taught me Japanese
And since I went to a swedish school, swedish was easy cause my dad talked to me in it
My dad also talked to me in German but more swedish
Also learned English in my school
Kunigami: he's mister world wide guys
Bachira: he could become our personal translator!
Aiku: thanks for the offer but you won't be needing any translation from me because we're in Japan
Niko: he meant when we're not in japan
Aiku: depending on the place, highly doubt I'll be any help, aside from English ig but Charles knows English, and do other players too.
Charles: nah we'll be English buddies
Shidou: ARE YOU LEAVING ME FOR AIKU????
this is BETRAYAL
Charles: WHAT
OFC NOT
I'm just saying cause
like
aiku knows English yk and barely any people know English
Would speak French but it's gonna get translated as Japanese in your translation so it's a bit useless
Actually
no i do speak French
yes
what
Idk
Aiku: dw I get what you mean
Karasu: lowkey would take Aiku and Charles as a translator instead of the mikage one cause what if the translator made a mistake
Reo: honestly yeah
agree
Isagi: ur just saying that cause you wanted to shit on the translator
Reo: fuck you
Aiku: anyways, why are you guys up this late
Its like
23:56
Otoya: cause we're insomnic
Bachira: who isn't
hmmm
wait
did you guys get pinged when I did the user list command thingy
Chigiri: yeah?
Niko: yes
Yukimiya: hm, why?
Bachira: so that means
when I @ Noa
I
Isagi: FUCK OFF
i hate this
Aiku: ah
cause Isagi looks up to Noel Noa?
Rin: Isagi crashed out and he knows that Noel Noa is in this group chat.
Aiku: ouch.
thats gotta suck
really suck
Isagi: real comforting guys
Yukimiya: i spy with my little eyes that someone will come online
Karasu: pls don't jinx it
1 User Online
Karasu: FUCK
Niko: wait who is it
Aiku: damn this app really doesn't tell you who goes online and who doesn't
Reo: yeah, that's one reason why I hate this app
Shidou: WHO IS IT
Noel Noa: ?
Chigiri: HAH
YURE SO FUCKING COOKED
Bachira: Hi!!!!!!
Karasu: oh hell nah
Otoya: rip to Isagi
We won't miss you
Rin: loser
Niko: just don't blow yourself out and ur fine
Shidou: heh
Blow
As
In
Aiku: there are minors here
minors dni🙅
Yukimiya: alright bro what the hell
Charles: nobody is safe from Isagi now💔
Reo: well.
Hiori: don't go near Isagi from now on
Kunigami: JUST DONT SAY ANTIBG AND YOURE GOOD
Isagi: .
hey.
hi
wassup
heeyeyey
so
uhm
why are you online
Not in a mean way yk
Just curious
Noel Noa: The other masters and I were talking until someone's phone kept ringing.
It happens to be all of ours. We had forgotten to mute this group chat. I highly some of us will do that though.
Hiori: real slick Isagi
Chigiri: wait why are you guys talking to each other this late?
Noel Noa: We had matters to discuss regarding our teams. Now, I would like an explanation of why you guys are up.
Isagi: oh
uhm
Bachira: we weren't tired and wanted to talk!
Hiori: yes, like what Bachira said
some can't sleep due to problems yk
AHEM *insomnia
This is also a good way to build bonds with othe players too.
Aiku: I can agree on half. I was just woken up. But it is a good way for them to build bonds.
Charles: YUP! We learned something new about Aiku today!!!
Karasu: yeah !
Noel Noa: Ok. Well, make sure to sleep soon because of practice tomorrow.
1 User Offline
Isagi: ...
GODDAMN
why is that the only time we agreed on is when he is here💔💔💔
Charles: dunno but that was quite funny LMFAO cause why did we just helped each other
Chigiri: honestly props to Bachira, Hiori and Aiku, plus Charles cause I lowkey would've shit on Isagi
Isagi: WHYS IT ALWAYS ME
Chigiri: that one time you said "move it" to me gave me chills
YOU WERE COMING UP TO ME LIKE YOU WERE ABOUT TO KILL ME???
Kunigami: Nobody is more 2 sided than Isagi
Isagi: it's on site tomorrow.
Kunigami: how scary
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Chris Prince • Noel Noa
Chris: You're really going to act you didn't read the previous message?
Noel: Yes.
Chris: I really hate you.
Noel: No, you don't.
Chris: :/
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RETIREMENT HOME
5 Users Active
(Sun. 06:27)
Loki: We should change the group chat name. Im nowhere near retirement age.
Only 2 or 3 people here are near the average retirement in soccer
Lavinho: cmon, they're not that old yk! If their bodies are still able to move, then they can still play
just like me!
💪
Loki: Yeah congrats to them
Question
Did anyone honestly remember or even wanted to mute the big group chat with the little players?
Lavinho: Hell no
Those kids are fun to be around with
Can be a bit rowdy but at least they match me🔥🔥
Snuffy: These kids can be quite hard to handle, but they got the spirit.
Loki: Maybe a little too much, especially one of the Bastard Müchen players.
Snuffy: We shouldn't talk down onto Noa's players.
Loki: Maybe a little too much...
Noa: Most of them are rowdy. That's just how human nature is.
Lavinho: who isn't a little rowdy once in their life time? 😉
Snuffy: Some. Just some.
Loki: I know this group chat is supposed to be serious, but I cannot find any seriousness in here.
Lavinho: it's good to not be serious all the time! Otherwise you'll just be a robot which isn't cool
Unless it's a dancing robot then that's cool
Noa: Almost everyone is here. Quite surprising.
Snuffy: That is true. But, where is Prince? He better now be causing trouble.
Noa: He is doing a photoshoot.
Loki: oh?
I forgot he's a model.
Lavinho: I wouldn't forget
A pretty face like him would, of course, be a model
Is he going to have more photoshoots with this orrrrr??
Noa: I wouldn't know. You would have to ask him.
Loki: Would've thought you knew.
Snuffy: Please don't mean what I think you mean.
Loki: 🤷