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1. haunting boredom by inksmachine

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Not Rated
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   18 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort
   • Harry Potter
   • Tom Riddle | Voldemort
   • Potter Family (Harry Potter)
   • Abraxas Malfoy
   • Death (Harry Potter)
   • Time (Character)
   • Destiny (Character)
   • Fate (Character)
   • Death Eater Characters
   • Background & Cameo Characters
   • Alternate Universe - Time Travel
   • 1940s
   • Harry Potter Raises Himself
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Politics
   • Murder
   • Manipulation
   • Childhood Trauma
   • Horcruxes
   • Angst
   • Fluff
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Possessive Behavior
   • A beta? In THIS economy?
   • don’t be ridiculous
   • Obsession
   • Misunderstandings
   • Master of Death Harry Potter
   • Parseltongue
   • Borgin and Burkes Employee Tom Riddle
   • warning: this is a comedy
   • Black Family Madness (Harry Potter)
   • Cannibalism
   • Devotion
   • Religious Imagery & Symbolism
   • Smut
   • Mpreg
   • quite possibly
   • author has yet to decide
   • correction: author is a pussy
   • Trophy Wife Harry Potter
   • listen: he’s trying to turn tom into a regular citizen
   • it’s a process
   • Unhealthy Relationships
   • Codependency
   • Choking Kink
   • the dove is…somewhere i guess
   • Domestic Bliss

   Summary

   Bored, the Master of Death, Harry Potter, decides to abduct his infant self on the fateful night of his parents' demise. What follows can only be described as utterly absurd.

   Or; when Harry journeys back in time to escape his morbidly boring life, Tom hilariously deduces that he and Harry are wedded, and even believes “Evan” to be their offspring. Amused, Harry chooses not to rectify Tom's misconception.

   {edit: fic renamed 18.06.25}
   {edit: fic renamed again 19.09.25 because author is indecisive.}

   Series

   • Part 2 of haunting riddle

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   35,106

   Chapters:

   22/?

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