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BL (definitely not boys love)
Tuesday 2:26am
bachira: who up jorkin it rn
shidou: OOOO ME ME I AM!!! IM JORKIN IT
shidou: wanna know who i’m thinking of?🤭
bachira: i have a feeling who it is but tell me bestie
shidou: it’s sae-chan!!!!💖💖💖💖
bachira: of course it is!!!
karasu: do u think of anything else besides sae??
shidou: of course i do!! i think about my best friend bachira!! i love my little bee 🐝💛
bachira: aww ryu ily too!!!💞💞
karasu: gay
bachira: ur just jealous u don’t have a bestie like me
karasu: wtf i do
bachira: hiori doesn’t count
karasu: WTF WHY
bachira: bc i said so
shidou: and everything they say is right
karasu: i hate u both
karasu: wait til hiori sees this
hiori: i already did and it’s none of my business o7
karasu: AYO????
bachira: LMAOOOO
chigiri: why don’t u ppl sleep??😠
bachira: hey! i have a reason!
karasu: i don’t
chigiri: what’s ur reason bachi
bachira: i had a nightmare :( and rin rin wasn’t answering his phone :((
chigiri: that asshole
chigiri: ur welcome to come to my dorm
chigiri: u know i’m just a few doors away
bachira: i know! thx chigirin!!
chigiri: of course :)
chigiri: @karasu go to sleep
karasu: uhhh i can’t
chigiri: y
karasu: i am
karasu: jorkin it
karasu: i guess
chigiri: …i hate u sm
karasu: i’m literally answering bachira’s question
chigiri: their question expired go to sleep
karasu: how does a
karasu: nvm i ain’t even gonna finish that txt gn o7
chigiri: gn crow
chigiri: @bachira r u ok or do i need to unlock my door
bachira: unlock door pls :) sleepover!!!
chigiri: yes!! sleepover!!
chigiri: door’s open :)
bachira: YAYYY!!!
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BL (definitely not boys love)
1:20pm
chigiri: is there football practice today??
isagi: yup!
chigiri: kms
isagi: oh :(
reo: i feel like making yoichi sad is punishable by law
chigiri: ok isagi defense squad 🙄
nagi: defending yoichi off the field is ok
nagi: on the field thts slursagi and i wnt nthn to do w him
bachira: SLURSAGI AHAHAHAH
isagi: i’m not that mean!!!
nagi: bruh the look on kings face when u called him donkey haunts me
isagi: KYS
nagi: point proven n we’re not even on the field
reo: ok sei that’s enough
reo: yoichi is only a lil mean
shidou: it’s kinda hot tho🥵🥵🥵
isagi: …thanks???
shidou: you’re welcome!!
reo: lowkey agree. yoichi is a cutie pie
isagi: what is happening
chigiri: i like giving him head pats
isagi: well i mean i don’t mind them
shidou: isagi-chan is hot!! waiting for the day he lets me hit🥴🍆💦
isagi: SHIDOU SHUT UP
sae: demon.
bachira: OH SHIT NOT THE PERIOD
reo: rare appearance from an itoshi
chigiri: is no one else sensing jealousy?? just me?? ok
shidou: SAE-CHAAAAAN!!!💖🩷💖🩷 IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN IT
shidou: ok only a little
shidou: BUT NOT AS MUCH AS YOUUUU💝💝💝✨✨✨
chigiri: insane
sae: Demon.
nagi: is this the last time we see him??
nagi: b4 u die shidou u owe me $20 don’t 4get
shidou: i’m not dying!!!
shidou: at least i don’t think
shidou: BUT THATS OK!!! AS LONG AS ITS SAE-CHAN!!!
isagi: simp
bachira: biggest simp of them all
isagi: wrong actually
isagi: rin is
chigiri: agreed
reo: yea i can see that
bachira: rin rin???
isagi: meguru we’re 4 lyfers i wouldn’t lie to u
bachira: oh tru
bachira: but who are they a simp for???
chigiri: oh ur so cute
bachira: thanks! that didn’t answer my question tho!
nagi: u
bachira: huh
nagi: simp 4 u
nagi: rin
bachira: i think nagicchi is sleep typing again lmaooo
reo: he’s next to me and wiiiide awake :)
bachira: oh
bachira: yocchan?
isagi: he’s telling the truth🫡
bachira: wtf
bachira: @rin
bachira: @rin
bachira: @rin
bachira: @rin
rin: what. it better be important.
chigiri: aaaand i’m out
reo: nagi and i have class! :)
isagi: i…
isagi: i’m here for support 😪
bachira: RIN RIN!! HIIII
rin: what do you want?
bachira: the lads say ur a simp for me. is that true???
rin: bachira, i don’t even know what that is.
isagi: IJBOL FJDHSHJS
bachira: YOICHI STFU
bachira: @rin oh! that’s ok! :) sorry to bother you!!💙
rin: it’s fine.
isagi: believe us now??
bachira: that proved nothing
isagi: wtv🙄🙄
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BL (definitely not boys love)
Thursday 11:10am
otoya: quick someone lemme copy their trig hw
otoya: ok lets not all volunteer at once
yukimiya: you are a loss cause
otoya: and ur useless
otoya: someone PLS
otoya: i’ll give you $30
chigiri: which hw
otoya: PRINCESS UR A LIFESAVER
chigiri: only doing this bc i need $30
chigiri: i couldn’t care less about u and ur grades
otoya: that’s fine idc dm me a pic plssss
chigiri: i want it in cash tho
otoya: bet my class is over in an hour i’ll meet u by the fountain
karasu: what does she need money for anyway?? i’m curious
hiori: i thought it’s bc ur nosy
karasu: eh that too
hiori: why else would anyone need $30
karasu: for weed🤷♂️
otoya: $30 gets you absolutely nothing u buffoon
hiori: pay attention in class
otoya: 🫡 when a bad bitch tell me to do smthn
hiori: he’s a fuckin idiot
karasu: i need him so bad
yukimiya: huh
bachira: WHAT
hiori: ur a fuckin idiot too
karasu: oh!
karasu: this is not mine and hiori’s dm’s!
karasu: bachira if u loved me u would delete that txt for me
bachira: good thing i don’t!
karasu: oh u evil person
bachira: i didn’t know u were into dummies
karasu: SAYS YOU
karasu: DOES RIN KNOW??
bachira: SHUT UP HES A LIL SLOW😭😭
yukimiya: i see why rin mutes this gc
bachira: yuki is so mean!! also understandable
bachira: crow is annoying, i would mute too but i love yocchan too much
bachira: and shidou
bachira: and reo and nagicchi
bachira: and chigirin and kuni and
bachira: i forgot everyone else’s name! :D
hiori: i’m not even offended actually
karasu: i’m not either. they’re too adorable to be upset with
yukimiya: also where tf did bachira even come from?? they were silent until karasu fucked up
hiori: they’re always at the scene of the crime
message from karasu was deleted.
hiori: how did he convince them
karasu: i promised them candy
karasu: a lot of it
yukimiya: oh rin is going to hate you. more than he already does
karasu: wait why
bachira: bc i’m not allowed to have candy ehe🤭
karasu: huh
yukimiya: good luck 🤷♂️
karasu: HUH
bachira: u can’t back out nowwww u promised
karasu: wait why doesn’t rin let you eat candy???
bachira: bc i get super duper hyper and super duper sick from eating too much!
karasu: THEN JUST DONT EAT SO MUCH????
bachira: but it’s so good! i love candy :(
karasu: ….cant argue w that logic
bachira: 🥰🥰🥰💖💖💖
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BL (definitely not boys love)
7:46pm
kunigami: has anyone seen bachira?
isagi: i thought they were w you???
kunigami: mm yea
kunigami: key word WERE
kunigami: as in past tense
isagi: u lost them didn’t u
kunigami: i’m not proud of it. this doesn’t usually happen
isagi: that’s true. you’re normally a good babysitter
bachira: I DONT NEED TO BE BABYSAT
kunigami: WHERE ARE YOU???
bachira: teehee
chigiri: you lost meguru??? hero, c’mon dude
kunigami: my tongue was in your mouth 20 mins ago pls don’t call me dude
isagi: WHOAAAA
bachira: THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE
kunigami: oh shut up
kunigami: also i wouldn’t have had to keep an eye on bachira if @karasu didn’t give them candy
chigiri: so this is his fault
isagi: that makes sense. how did you get roped into this kuni??
kunigami: i did this to myself. i saw them on a bench eating the damn candy and got worried so i brought them back to my dorm
kunigami: then chigiri came over and i got distracted by her
isagi: by their what?
kunigami: that was the end of the sentence
isagi: oh ok
isagi: if u really can’t find bachira call rin
kunigami: do i want to do that tho??
isagi: nobody wants to do that but drastic times
kunigami: true. i’ll keep looking first before resigning my fate
isagi: have fun!
karasu: i just saw this FUCK U KUNIGAMI
kunigami: WHY DID YOU GIVE THEM CANDY
karasu: i made a deal w them without any prior knowledge
isagi: are u stupid
kunigami: yes he is
karasu: yes i am😔
isagi: as their best friend i’m telling u now to never do that again
isagi: stop making deals and/or bets with meguru
isagi: u will either lose or suffer the consequences of your victory
karasu: so either way i lose
isagi: yea basically
karasu: thanks for the heads up😒
isagi: no problem!😃
kunigami: i have to do it.
isagi: oh boy good luck
isagi: hopefully you can catch him before bed
kunigami: FUCK WHAT TIME IS IT
isagi: it’s been too long did he die
kunigami: crisis averted
isagi: ??
rin: bachira, where are you?
isagi: oh!
bachira: RIN-CHAN!!!!
bachira: i am nowhere and everywhere
bachira: the place you least expect and the place you most expect me
kunigami: what does that even mean??? they told me the same thing
isagi: they’re in 2 possible places
rin: bachira, how many times do i have to tell you to stop breaking into my dorm?
rin: please come out of my closet.
bachira: awww fun’s over!!!😔😔
bachira: RIN-CHAN CAN I STAY OVER!!?? PLS PLS PLS
rin: go take a bath first.
bachira: YAYYYYY!!!!!
kunigami: ……HOW
isagi: how what
kunigami: where bachira was and rin
isagi: meguru likes small spaces bc they can easily hide so my closet and rin’s are the only options bc our closets are tiny
isagi: and rin? he’s just whipped for meguru
kunigami: my closet is pretty small too
isagi: they told me not small enough
kunigami: they’ve been in my closet before????
isagi: if it makes u feel better they’ve been in everyone’s closet
kunigami: not really but thanks???
isagi: you’re welcome!!😄
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1:03 am
nagi: sum1 send me $
karasu: for what?
nagi: roblox
karasu: oh
karasu: no<3
karasu: ask ur bf
nagi: reo is asleep
bachira: i’m surprised he doesn’t have reo’s credit card linked to his acct
nagi: i did but reo took it off
karasu: did u spend too much??
nagi: probs
bachira: how much??
nagi: $2k? maybe 3
bachira: ON ROBLOX????
karasu: NAGI WTF
nagi: it makes the game easier
hiori: yet you still can’t beat me on dti
nagi: 1 day i will jst u wait
bachira: OOOH I LOVE DTI
bachira: why don’t y’all invite me to play?😔💔
hiori: we invite you all the time you’re always playing with rin
nagi: ye
nagi: meanie
bachira: oh
bachira: wanna play rn bc we have nothing else to do
hiori: sure
nagi: i still need $$
hiori: i’ll send you $20
nagi: yayyyy
hiori: i’ll ask for something in return later :)
nagi: boooo
bachira: GET ONNNNN