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“I have noticed a few things about you when we fornicate.”
You choked.
Barely managing to swallow before coughing violently, you slapped a hand over your mouth as if that would somehow undo what you just heard.
Fornicate? Who even used that word anymore?!Zhongli simply waited, watching you with his usual patience as you tried to collect yourself.
“Okay, first of all—please, never say it like that again,” you blurted out, still recovering from your near-death experience with tea.
Zhongli arched a thick brow, looking completely unbothered. “Would you prefer ‘make love’?”
You groaned, dragging a hand down your face. “Oh, Archons—just—anything but ‘fornicate.’”
“Duly noted.”