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The Queer Eaters
19 members
4:32 am mon 04/20/XX
Grian S. Solidarity added 18 people.
Grian : Another school year, another gc
Grian : wake up people
Scott : Ho school doesn't start till 8 am
Scott : Let the man rest </3
Grian : but it's flat fuck Friday :(
Scott : it's Monday
Scar : flat fuck Friday!!!!!!
Grian : Fuck the free world!!!!!!!!!!
Elizabeth: ??????
Elizabeth S. Solidarity changed her nickname to Lizzie.
Scott : yes queen !!
Lizzie : @Grian S. Solidarity @Jimmy S. Solidarity @Martyn S. littlewood @Pearl S. Moon Dad said to come down for breakfast
Grian : I'm telling you Scott, 4 am is an acceptable time to make a gc
Grian : everyone wakes up at 4 am
Etho : Bdubs doesn't
Grian : except bdubs
Lizzie : @Grian S. Solidarity @Jimmy...
➥ Martyn : Can you tell our mother is a hoe
Jimmy : Not very nice, Martyn :(
Martyn : I speak the truth and nothing but the truth
Grian : realest shit ever
The Queer Eaters
19 members
7:39 am mon 04/20/XX
Skizz : I am lost, please help dipple dop @impulse S. V.
Impulse : buddy...
Impulse : where are you
Skizz : I'm by the weird looking statue
Impulse : got it, otw
Gem : who gets lost in School anymore
Gem : especially when they're a senior??????
Grian : skizz
Pearl : skizz
Joel : losers
Jimmy : me
Cleo : skizz
Impulse : skizz
Skizz : Very supportive you guys >:(
Scott : don't we have an assembly first before homeroom????
Gem : we do
Scott : what time
Gem : 7:50 am
Scott : thanks ;))
Bdubs : WHAYTJEFUK
Bdubs : I JUST WOKE YP
Scott : ho...
Bdubs : the real question is do I skip
Gem : Who's your homeroom teacher is the real question
Bdubs : Mrs. Jones
Grian : skip
Gem : Real
Gem : Mrs. Jones would most likely be okay with you skipping the first day for " a good reason "
Gem : Mr. William would NOT
Scott : he's hot
Bdubs : whaythefuck??????????
Cleo : isn't the assembly starting already?
Grian : Yes and a teacher is lit beside me she's nto looking
Jimmy : FUFKCKDUCKKK IM LATE IMLAEH
Grian : how r u gonna get to the assembly ????
Jimmy : hiding in the bathroom rn
Joel : ha loser
Grian : realest shiriioeomeaksickdla
Gem : just saw a teacher violently yank Grian's phone from him
Martyn : chronologically online people I swear
Joel S. Beans changed his nickname to Baddest boy.
Baddest boy changed Grian S. Solidarity's nickname to Badder boy.
Baddest boy changed Jimmy S. Solidarity's nickname to bad boy.
Gem : notice how G and Joel's Fist letter is an uppercase while jim's is all lowercase
Ren : dude are you related to G or what
Baddest boy : My S stands for smallish
Martyn : yeah our S stands for shadow
Bdubs : They say you can legally change your surname or pick one (whatever it is)
Bdubs : why shadow
Tango : lmao I don't even have a middle name, I don't have a mom
Baddest boy : atleast your surname isn't Smallish-beans
Martyn : Try Shadow-Littlewood
Gem : I am perfectly fine with Tay
Baddest boy : raise your hand if your middle name is S
Pearl : ✋
Martyn : ✋
Lizzie : ✋
Baddest boy : ✋
bad boy : ✋
Bad boy : (grian) ✋
Scott : ✋
Impulse : ✋
Etho : ✋
Baddest boy : impulse???? Scott????? Effo???
Scott: Scott S. Major
Impulse : Impulse S. V.
Martyn: I'm so confused
Impulse : I do not disclose surnames
Scott : my S stands for Slayqueen /sarc
Baddest boy : har har
Etho : slab
Baddest boy : who named you
bad boy : who named YOU
Baddest boy : okay shadow-solidarity
bad boy : yeah Smallish-beans
Gem : Tay is the most normal Surname here I swear
Pearl : agreed (*´˘`*)♡
Bdubs : I don't know my real name ❤
Baddest boy : fym??????????????????
Scott : what type of revelation is this
Scott : I just came back from listening to the principal Yap about the scheds
Baddest boy : idk I've been called bdubs for so long tjay idk my real name
Martyn : what the freak
bad boy : still in the bathroom btw is it done yet
Baddest boy : nah
Tango : he's still going on about the schedulefications
Tango : Rancherrrr!!!!
bad boy : rancherr:DD!!!!!!!
bad boy changed his name to Rancher Jim.
Rancher Jim changed Tango Tek's nickname to Rancher Tango.
Baddest boy : WOW.
Baddest boy : WPWWWWW
Baddest boy : AFTER MY HARD WORK OF GIVING THE BAD BOYS MATCHINGNICKNAMES
Martyn : "I'll do anything for love" ahh
Rancher Tango : aww that's so sweet ꉂ(ˊᗜˋ*)♡
Gem : I'm gonna puke
Rancher Jim : it's a perfectly acceptable name
Rancher Tango : thx babe
Rancher Jim : ywc babe ❤
Baddest boy : now they're stealing me and etho's thing
Lizzie : your what
Girlboss, Gatekeep, Gaslight, manhandle
4 members
10:05 am mon 04/20/XX
Manhandle (Owen) : HRU @Gaslight
Gaslight (Scott): still upset
Gaslight : broke up w me last month to date a new guy
Gaslight : I'm hurling
Gaslight : in the middle of fucking math class
Manhandle : do we have classes at Friday?
Gaslight : I'm tweaking and this is what you say
Manhandle : MB ho
Gaslight : no
Gaslight : no we do not
Manhandle : meet up??
Manhandle : Cleo's house
Gaslight : I'd like that tyvm
Manhandle : ofc buddy<3
Gaslight : <3
Manhandle : @Gaslight we're coming over at Friday
Gaslight (Cleo) : Got it
Gaslight : @Girlboss coming with?
Girlboss (Pearl) : You know it
The Queer Eaters
19 members
12:14 am mon 04/20/XX
Martyn : sometimes I forget that some of you aren't in the same class as me
Martyn : like Owen
Martyn : specifically Owen
Owen : are you shaming me
Martyn : yes
Martyn : how is he allowed here he's not part of the vios series
Badder boy : it was mandatory
Badder boy : something about Scott and gossip and the girls yada yada
Badder boy : I got my phone back </3
Martyn : I see I see
Martyn : favouritism
Martyn : over ur own brother
Owen : but like, does anyone have info about the art project
Badder boy : fuck the art project
Badder boy : on the first day too
Owen : it's not a practical test is it
Martyn : nah, they're just assigning groups
Baddest boy : the bad boys is back!!!!!
Badder boy : if i change Tim's nickname would he be upset
Martyn : yes
Badder boy : love conquers all ig...
Baddest boy : LMAO???
Martyn : I got paired with Scott
Baddest boy : eugh
Scott : <33
Owen : I presume the teacher just let's you pick whoever?
Badder boy : nah. She had to be an extra bitch and did a spin the wheel to whichnumber of students in a group and which students
Badder boy : like, she rolled a 3 and rolled for names and you got the bad boys
Badder boy : but it took so long
Scott : okay but we have to make a whole 3D scale model with proper architecture??????
Skizz : Team ties is back babyyyyyy
Baddest boy : ties????
Rancher Tango : Me, impulse, etho, skizz
Rancher Tango : Ties
Owen : what the freak.
Owen : 3D scale figure with proper architecture
Owen : what.
Skizz : real </3
Owen : any theme?
Martyn : any theme
Scott : yeppers
Scott : I forgot to ask, M, when are we gonna plan?
Martyn : but it's too early
Scott : better to be safe than sorry
Martyn : your house?
Scott : My house
Scott : I can't do Friday though
Martyn : After class
Scott : yeah that's cool
Scott : as long as you ignore my brother
Badder boy : lowk
Badder boy : just lowkey
Badder boy : they sound like they're planning for a date
Badder boy : nonchalant version
Owen : ahh
Owen : I see Scott
Scott : ???
Owen : you have a new crush and ur not telling ur best friend
Martyn : what
Scott : WWHAT
Owen : I see how it is
Rancher Tango : what
Badder boy : favouritism my ass Martyn
Badder boy : you're not even telling your brother that you have a boyfriend
Martyn : boyfriend?????
Scott : BOYFRIEND????????????
Scott : ho we're not dating
Owen : I know ur gatekeep but like
Owen : thought we had smth
Owen : guess not /j
Martyn : We are NOT dating nor do I have a crush on him
Martyn : im straight
Scott : I'm not
Baddest boy : The closet is GLASS
Rancher Jim : whag.
Martyn : oops
Owen : LMAAOAOAOAASHDHHSHAS SROP
Scott : ??
Owen : ho.
Joel S. Beans ➤ Grian S. Solidarity
12:21 pm
Joel : it's so obvious
Joel : Tim still likes Scott
Grian : But didn't Tim initiate the break up
Joel : He told me "it was all a misunderstanding mess"
Grian : And the misunderstanding part is....??????
Joel : hold up My gorgeous girlfriend is calling
Grian : don't do this to me Joel
Grian : Joel
Grian : Joel???? (Read 05/04/XX)
Grian : Pls I need to know
Grian : Tell Liz to Yap later
Grian : Joel
Grian : Joel
Grian : Is this how you're going to treat your future brother in law
Grian : I see how it is
The Queer Eaters
19 members
01:54 pm mon 04/20/XX
Gem : Skizz just had the audacity to point out when someone's "booty jiggles"
Ren : who's booty was it
Gem : ...
Gem : Scott's
Ren : I'm not gonna lie
Ren : real
Scott : I'm flattered Ren (and skizz) <33
Skizz : in my defense I didn't know it was Scott
Badder boy : I am so happy
Badder boy : we have one more period before I can get out of here
Ren : When's the Club application gonna start?
Gem : Wednesday, aren't you the club leader of theatre?
Ren : yeppers
Badder boy : is it mandatory to join a club
Ren : yeppers x2
Badder boy : hold on
Badder boy : there's something wrong
Badder boy : there's something missing
Gem : oh god
Badder boy : mumbo
Badder boy : where's mumbo
Ren : yeah where IS mumbo
Gem : @Mumbo K. Jumbo
Ren : @Mumbo K. Jumbo
Mumbo : Yes?
Badder boy : WHERE ARE YOU
Scar : yeah mumbo where are you:(?
Mumbo : Family trip
Mumbo : I'm in Italy rn
Badder boy : and they allowed you to do that??????
Mumbo : Sorry G I might be gone for 8 months
Badder boy : WHAT THE FUCK
Scar : Holy
Scar : 8 months mumbo?????
Gem : mumbo you're insane
Badder boy : and they allowed you?
Badder boy : I am very upset
Mumbo : MB G </3
Mumbo : I can do online classes and modules that comes along w it
Mumbo : but I'm doing online modules so I can teach the materials myself and doresearch on it
Gem : By the time you'll be back it'd already be the last semester already
Mumbo : I fear, yeah
Scar : I am also equally as upset as gri
Scar : This isn't very buttercup friendly
Mumbo : sorry buttercup :{(
Badder boy : You don't get to use your moustache emojis as an apology
Scar : yeah :((
Badder boy : you don't get to do that!!!!!!!!!
Mumbo : Sorry G
Mumbo : Promise I'll call every night
Scar : Am I also included or (◞ ‸ ◟ㆀ)
Mumbo : yes you're included scar
Badder boy : You better
Martyn : @Scott S. Major When's your class ending? We had an early out
Scott : It just ended hold on
Scott : where are you?
Martyn : Parking lot, I'll drive btw
Scott : aww thanks<33
Scott : I'll be a good passenger princess dw
Martyn : I'm not buying you a steering wheel made for kids
Scott : Way to ruin a girls fantasy
Scott : but I'm not a girl
Martyn : Hurry up before I eat all the chips
Scott : you bought chips and didn't tell me:(?
Scott : omw omw
Pearl : okay Martyn "I'm straight" Littlewood
Martyn : Fuck you too
Bdubs : G I got a question
Badder boy : I am summoned
Bdubs : what happened to the last gc
Bdubs : we're all not even in the same class
Badder boy : errrr
Badder boy : we don't talk about that
Cleo : The cult that was after G hacked in the Gc basically
Badder boy : sigh
Bdubs : you don't get to "sigh" after getting chased after a CULT
Bdubs : how come I didn't see it
Cleo : you were asleep
Cleo : also Bdubs we're in the same group with scar for arts
Bdubs : got ittttt
Badder boy : A new gc every school year is a precaution
Cleo : big words buddy
Badder boy : >:(
Martyn S. littlewood ➤ Scott S. Major
02:17 pm mon 04/20/XX
Martyn : You okay?
Martyn : you're still not here
Scott : Sorry I ran to Pearl who began interrogating me
Martyn : about?
Scott : us
Martyn : what's wrong with us
Scott : I don't know, they're such an issue
Scott : you don't even like me
Martyn : I get that
Martyn : They're just weirdos
Scott : yeah
Scott : sorry to keep you waiting
Martyn : if you don't hurry I seriously will eat the chips
Scott : coming <333