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1. We Can’t Do This, Spy! by YeetYeetSuckMyTeeth

   Fandoms: Team Fortress 2  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Apr 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Sniper/Spy (Team Fortress 2)
   • Sniper (Team Fortress 2)
   • Spy (Team Fortress 2)
   • Drunkenness
   • No Sex
   • Whiskey Dick
   • Literal Sleeping Together
   • Attempt at Humor
   • I mean I would personally feel guilty if I were to go after my friend’s parent
   • Guilt
   • Australian Sniper
   • (He swears a lot for no reason)
   • Slurs
   • Period-Typical Homophobia

   Summary

   Sniper is drunk but there are three things in the world that he is certain of.
   1. Never challenge Demoman to a drink off (lesson learnt)
   2. Scout is his best friend
   3. Spy is Scout’s dad
   And 4. He definitely should not be on the same bed with Spy.

   But that would make it four things he should be certain of, right?

   Language:

   English

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   1,181

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