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2025-05-05
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2025-09-21
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The Demons in the Deep

Summary:

Kai-ser: ew
Kai-ser: non toxic homos 
Kai-ser: vomits so much it causes The Apocalypse 

MILFY BITCH: WHAT

Pussyboy appreciator🔥💥🔥💥: maybe i'll stay with dormammu
Pussyboy appreciator🔥💥🔥💥: he lowk fine anyway

SHOOT U HO: this is all ur fault isagi 

Aka me and my friend just being weird and unfunny

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Chapter 1: Guys what does Repo stand for?

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HOW MANY KISSES IS TO MANY KISSES AT A WEDDING (ONE!!) Groupchat

13 People are online

 

Chichigiri: Ok now wtf was that

 

THE BEE IS MEE: WHEKYDHKLCER LMAOOO

 

Rin: I hope you all are very much embarrassed 

Rin: especially you @nagigi

 

Rereo: Stop💔💔

Rereo: Don't bully him,he was just excited 

 

Rin: he broke my eardrums

 

>>>replying to Rin: I hope you all are embarrassed 

nagigi: Im nt

 

KarasuNO: what the hell did yall do💀💀

 

THE BEE IS MEE: OK SO WE WERE JUST STREAMING AND PLAYING REPO ROGHT?

 

Naruto: right👀

 

THE BEE IS MEE: AND THEN NAGICHI GOT A TEXT FROOOM REOVCHI THAT SAID THEY MIGHT JOINET

THE BEE IS MEE: SO WE LFT OUR CURRENT GAME TO WAITIT FOR THEM

THE BEE IS MEE: AND WHILE WE WERE WAAAITING ISAGII WAS TELLING US TO KEEP CALMMM AND ACT NONCHALANT 

 

Naruto: as if yall could be nonchalant 🥀🥀🥀

 

THE ISAGI: 😞

 

Yoyo_Hio: I have a feeling I know where this is going

 

Jaws: me too,me too

 

THE BEE IS MEE: BUG WHENM REOCCHI JOJNED THOS BITCHES SCREAMED AO LOOUD,NAGICHI WAS LOUDEST LAMAOSJSM AND EVEN RIN WAS SCREAMINGH QITH HIS MONOTONOUS ASS VOICE

 

Yoyo_Hio: WHAT🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

Yoyo_Hio: NVM I HAD NO IDEA WHERE THIS WAS GOING 

 

Naruto: FlabbergastedMan.jpeg

 

Rin: No I wasn't 

Rin: @THE BEE IS MEE Shut your pasty white ass up

Rin: how you like being outside but still pure white

Rin: genshin ass mf

Rin: how the fuck is nagi darker than you

 

KarasuNO: 💔🥀🥀 nahhh

 

Jaws: outed outed

 

Rin: Shut up

 

THE BEE IS MEE: ANYWAYS AND THEN WHEN THEY CHLLED OUT CHIGIRIN SAID HE COULDN'T BELIEVE HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO ACTED NORMAL

THE BEE IS MEE: AND THE THOMG US HE WAS

 

Madokami: no fucking way 

 

THE BEE IS MEE: YES WAYYY HE DIFN'T SCREAN ONCW(⁠ʘ⁠ᗩ⁠ʘ⁠’⁠)

 

Chichigiri: I'm lowk the true nonchalant dredhead

 

Kunigamimi: liar

 

Chichigiri: sybau 

 

Naruto: OMG IT'S A NONCHALANT DREADHEAD

 

Chichigiri: not to you

 

Kunigamimi: Lmao

 

Naruto: SadHamster.jpeg 

 

KarasuNO: LOSER ASS NINJ LANISNFZYDBDIS 

 

Naruto: stop it or your getting touched tonight 🫵

 

KarasuNO: DGJFDKGFHKKGDYDIXGCMJVLOYFTSSGSNOAGRLPSNBYDJSJS  WHORE BITCH 

 

Naruto:🧍‍♀️

 

Jaws: Ew Ew

 

THE ISAGI: ikr

 

KarasuNO: SYBAU YOU SOCCER FREAK

KarasuNO: I HOPE YOU GO BALD

 

THE ISAGI: WHY AM I GETTING CALLED OUT

THE ISAGI: KURONA SAID IT FIRST

THE ISAGI: I JUST AGREED

 

KarasuNO: cause he's cooler 

 

Jaws: thank you thank you 

 

KarasuNO: np little dude

 

Kunigamimi: I just realized your name is a haikyuu reference 

 

KarasuNO: you jst realized🥀🥀

 

Kunigamimi: Yeah

 

Madokami: Anyways

Madokami: Eurylochus hate makes me feral 

Madokami: like I wanna chew on his haters bones till they snap in two

Madokami: like would you nawt be horrified if your captain said he was gonna to ask a GREEK GOD for help

 

Yoyo_Hio: Fr

Yoyo_Hio: I would piss myself a river from fear if my captain said 

Yoyo_Hio: haiii :3 so I'm gonna ask this greek God for help :p

Yoyo_Hio: and they won't fucking murder me because I believe in the power of friendship :DD

Yoyo_Hio: by the shut your bitchass up and don't argue wigh me before I feed you to the sharks CuteCoreEldritchHorrorBeing.Jpeg

 

Chichigiri: ignoring that pic

Chichigiri: OMG EPIC FANS IN THE WILD

 

Yoyo_Hio: ofc💪💪

 

Madokami: only the sigmaest listen to epic

Madokami: 😎😎

 

IQ is Online

 

IQ: why do you listen to it then?

IQ is Offline

 

Madokami: ShinjiSittingOnChair.png

Madokami: MAN WTF

 

Rereo: ??

Rereo: What's epic?

 

Chichigiri: sometimes I forget ur not as chronically online as all of us

 

Rereo:🧍‍♀️

 

nagigi: its a musical

 

Rereo: Ohh

Rereo: Do you like it Nagi?

 

nagigi:.yeah

nagigi: do you wanna watch it together

 

Rereo: Sure!!

Rereo: I'll pick you up and you can stay the night 

 

nagigi: ok

 

Rereo and nagigi went Offline

 

Chichigiri: Ew homos

 

Kunigamimi: You say

Kunigamimi: as you are ranting in our dms about how it should've been you 

 

Chichigiri: DON'T OUT ME WTF

 

Yoyo_Hio: did anyone notice that nagi only types in full sentences when he's talking to reo?

 

THE ISAGI: he'd probably say it's bcuz it's reo

 

Yukiken: I wish to find love like that

 

THE BEE IS MEE: lowk need a bf like reocchi 

THE BEE IS MEE: nagichi is sooo lucky(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

 

Kunigamimi: y'all do know they're not dating right?

 

Madokami: WHAT

 

THE ISAGI: WHAT

 

Naruto: if they're not dating then i'm gay

 

KarasuNO:  🫵👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

 

Naruto: are you magically turning me gay💔💔💔

 

KarasuNO: nah bro

 

Naruto: thanks broskiXkenshin 

 

>>>replying to KarasuNO:🫵👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

KarasuNO: x10

 

Naruto: WHAT THE HELL

Naruto: WHAT THE HELL

 

Chichigiri: nahhh bro got hit with the allguyty beam 10 times🥀🥀

 

Yoyo_Hio: allguyty😭

 

Гагамару: привет

 

KarasuNO: who is hell is that🧍‍♀️

 

THE BEE IS MEE: OHHH!

THE BEE IS MEE: HIIIII GINGIN

 

Гагамару: 👋

 

Chichigiri: Gagamaru go into your keyboard settings and change the translation to japanese 

 

Гагамару: 👍👍

 

Гагамару is Offline

 

 

KarasuNO: is that the guy who sumo wrestles bears

 

Kunigamimi: Yeah

 

THE ISAGI: completely forgot they do that

 

Chichigiri: how does one forget that they know a guy who fights BROWN bears for FUN

 

THE ISAGI: idk man

THE ISAGI: this is the same guy who ended up scissoring aryu after trying to block a goal

THE ISAGI: im pretty sure anyone would forget after seeing that

 

Yoyo_Hio: THEY DID WHAT

 

KarasuNO: 𝖂𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖆 𝖇𝖚𝖓𝖈𝖍 𝖔𝖋 𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖐𝖘

 

 Naruto: 💔🥀💔

 

Madokami is Offline

IQ is Online

 

 

IQ: Barou took his phone away 

IQ: loser

 

IQ is Offline

 

 

Chichigiri: Nahhh brotato got his phone privileges taken away💔🥀

 

THE ISAGI: that just reminded me it's getting late 

 

Kunigamimi: you all should go to bed 

 

Chichigiri: OFFCC

 

>>>replying to Chichigiri: Ew Homos

THE BEE IS MEE: DogEyeRaised.png

 

Chichigiri: sybau

 

Yoyo_Hio,Rin,Jaws,Yukiken and Kunigamimi went Offline 

 

THE BEE IS MEE: RINS BEEN HERE?!;+??!!

 

Naruto: Broccers a lurker 

 

Chichigiri: goodnight 😭🙏🥀💔

 

Chichigiri is Offline

 

KarasuNO: Brosket ball seriously went to bed

 

THE ISAGI,THE BEE IS MEE and Naruto went Offline 

 

KarasuNo: WTFF

KarasuNo: THAT WAS SO DISRESPCTFUL 

 

Rereo is Online 

 

Rereo: get offline and go to bed 

Rereo: now

 

 

KarasuNo: yes ma'am🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

 

KarasuNO is Offline 

 

Rereo: Ma'am?

Rereo:Huh

 

Rereo is Offline 


Yoyo_Hio is Online

Yoyo_Hio: Reo transgirl theory

Notes:

Hermitcraft playing repo reference💪💪