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A summary, in chronological order:
“Boo.” Stiles sticks his tongue out at her. "Who made you the boss of me?"
Lydia arches a brow. "Your poor life choices.”
“Unfair.”
"Not at all," Lydia replies. "You’re the one who decided to make me your sugar mama."
Or:
"Yeah, well, apparently I can’t even make coffee right," Stiles says, tone wry. "But, you know, management’s thrilled I don’t puke in the freezer anymore, so I guess standards are low."
Alternatively:
Stiles pants heavily through his mouth, chest rising and falling with every labored breath. "My dick is blue," he manages to choke out between gasps, a wheezy, breathless laugh escaping him. “You gave me Smurf-dick, you ass.”