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1. No Homo(But Secretly Very Homo) by MerelyJamieMerelyWriting

   Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   31 May 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Eustass Kid/Killer/Trafalgar D. Water Law
   • Eustass Kid/Trafalgar D. Water Law
   • Killer/Trafalgar D. Water Law
   • Eustass Kid/Killer
   • Seduction
   • Double Penetration
   • Anal Sex
   • Inappropriate Use of Akuma no Mi | Devil Fruit Powers
   • Boys Kissing
   • Biting
   • Feelings Realization
   • Frottage
   • First Time
   • First Kiss
   • Groping
   • Bickering
   • Banter
   • Trafalgar D. Water Law is a Little Shit
   • Slut Trafalgar D. Water Law
   • Eustass Kid is Bad at Feelings
   • Killer is bad at feelings
   • Eustass Kid is a Little Shit
   • Eustass Kid Being An Idiot
   • Law Is NOT Worried About Luffy Not Being Awake Yet Post Kaido
   • He Just Requires Distraction for... REASONS
   • Law uses sex to avoid processing emotions
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Killer didn't eat the smile fruit in this fic
   • humor and smut

   Summary

   Shachi glanced around furtively and leaned closer to Law as he said conspiratorially, "Kid and Killer fuck people together, including men occasionally, but they don't let anyone fuck them so they feel like they aren't queer-"

   Law blinked, feeling his eye twitch at the stupidity as he interjected, "That's moronic."

   "It's Eustass Kid-" Shachi reminded him, rolling his eyes.

   Leads to...

   Killer scoffed dismissively behind the mask, not looking back toward Law as he grunted, "Kid and I don't kiss."

   "Yeah, I know." Law's palm settled high on Killer's thigh and the muscle jumped lightly under his palm as he growled, "That's why it's gonna be so fucking hot when you do."

   Killer watched him incredulously for a beat, tone teasing but friendly as he joked, "Anyone ever tell you you're a cocky shit before?"

   "Nah, people usually just tell me I'm right," Law snarked and Killer snorted, shaking his head.

   AKA The one where Law hits Kid and Killer in the face with the obvious truth that they are definitely not straight and should already be fucking by convincing them to fuck him together.

   Series

   • Part 6 of Spicy Udon and Wano Oneshots

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