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  1. One Does Not Simply Flap Into Velen by ,

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)  

    13 Oct 2025

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    It’s a seagull.

     

     

     

    Elias is, in his hands, holding a real-life, honest-to-God seagull. A European herring gull, Larus argentatus, a species found over half of the globe.

     

     

     

    Elias does not have any seagulls in his apartment.

     

     

     

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    Elias is not in his apartment.

     

     

     

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    Why isn’t Elias in his apartment?

     

     

    OR:

    How, through a freak accident that could really almost be seen as some twisted form of divine intervention, Elias ends up in the Witcher.

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