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Basement.....
Shedlesky laid out the sowrds onto his desk, played out neatly on a comically long table cloth.
It has been a long, aching time to gather them all. His stupid bitchass employee..... player.... had been so gullible to complete this quest for him.
So many endless battles, so much heartache.....
At least thats what shitsky thought happened cuz he lowkey wasnt there.
"Finally it time...." he whispered, smoking a cigarette thoguth his nose.
Unleashing his roblox dev powers... he merged the swords into one, combining them into the ultimate weapon
THE KILLER!!!!!!!1+!@@
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Ah, June 1st. Also known as woke month.
Player was spending a nice time b3ing WOKE!!!!! (Getting groceries) in bizville (did they even have a fucking house)
The town was decorated nicely fpr pride month, bizcille looking like a fucking rgb keyboard with its pride flags everywhere.
Also gay people. To........ig......
Suddenly there was a big fat BOOM in the disance!!!!!!!
"Oh shit!!! That sounds like it came from roblox hq!!!!!!!!" Player shouted in public for some reason. They dropped their highly-stealable groceries in the damp grass and rolled over ther
Player gasped at the sight before them. Roblox hq was reduced to fire and rubble, expendable and STUPID employees remains scattered about.
Player coughed so fucking much cuz of the bitcjass smoke thiccening the air.
They wouldnt have seen anything if not for the pure white light piercing through thw thick smog
"PLAYER........,..," The familiar voice of shedkee boomed, its echo sent the feeling of terror down player's spine. "tHANK YOU FOR THW SWORDS....... NOW I CAN FINALL KILL PEOPLE!!!!!!"
Shedletttersky laughed maniacly as they charged up an anime beam tm.
Suddenly player shouted out "WAIT!!!" and luckily the tyranical god stopped in their tracks. "What? What is it?" He asked. "Its pride month you cant kill me."
Shutterfly blinked. "What.... are you gay or something?" Player blinked as well, pretty mich in disbelief (like the papyrus song but you guys wouldnt get it) "shedsky im they/them........im pansexual....."
"Oh..." shitlitthesky whispered.
"Yeah." Player continued. "You cant kill me or you would be homophobic. Then you would have a bad reputation and no one would play roblox!!!!"
"NO ONE PLAYING ROBLOX??? FUCK!!!!" Shedletskid kicked a barrel that randomly spawned. "I cant do that!! Im not homophobic player!!!"
"Yeah ik." Player said, giggling, believeing to have outsmarted the tyrant.
"Well...." shutthefuckup laughed...... .,.., EVILY!!!! "ILL JUST HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE STRAIGHT THEN!!!!!" And then he flew off toward bizville.
"Oh no" player said outloug. I have to warn the others!!!