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1. How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bug: A Parasitic Analysis by douwata

   Fandoms: Gravity Falls  

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   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   15 Jun 2025

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   • Bill Cipher/Ford Pines
   • Fiddleford H. McGucket & Ford Pines
   • Bill Cipher
   • Ford Pines
   • Fiddleford H. McGucket
   • Unhealthy Relationships
   • lets just get that out of the way LOLL
   • Blood and Gore
   • Bugs & Insects
   • Parasites
   • Unconventional Format
   • i guess ? its like pseudo paperish
   • Angst
   • Character Study
   • Dreams
   • Introspection
   • Manipulation
   • and all that billford entails
   • also idk theres no tag for houses that are alive. but thats here too

   Summary

   Every morning, Stanford performs something akin to surgery.

   The human body isn’t made to sustain anything other than itself. Parasites must dig their way into skin, hooks and fangs suckling on warm flesh that squelches and tears in their grip. They squirm through tepid water until it gives way to the soft meat of a desperate tongue or hard bone of biting, hungry teeth. From there they feast on blood and tissue until they are satiated or the host is dead.

    

   (An academic retrospective on sick houses and starving parasites.)

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