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1. Felonies, Facades, and Another Word that Starts with "F" by MC_Fanfiction

   Fandoms: Die Hard (Movies)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Multi
   • Complete Work

   24 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hans Gruber (Die Hard)/Reader
   • Hans Gruber (Die Hard)
   • Reader
   • Minor Characters
   • Gender-Neutral Reader-Insert
   • Alan Rickman - Freeform
   • Smut
   • Shameless Smut
   • My First Smut
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Banter
   • Fluff
   • Character Study
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • okay now to be specific in tagging the smut
   • Praise Kink
   • Suit Kink
   • Voice Kink
   • i guess basically
   • also
   • Hand & Finger Kink
   • If You Squint - Freeform
   • Rough Sex
   • Mild Blood
   • Blood Kink
   • Also if you squint
   • also depending on your gender
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • or - Freeform
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • because I was not specific in regards to gender parts i really tried to be gn
   • so that way readers dont feel left out
   • cause listen man as someone who is genderfluid and afab
   • i dont like reading the gender part of sex at times its very dysphoric
   • really i made this fic for myself and myself alone
   • Porn With Plot
   • Porn with Feelings
   • initially started with no plot but i couldn't help myself
   • really don't know what else to tag for this so let me know if something needs to be tagged
   • also! reader knows a bit of German and Hans speaks German a bit here
   • i felt like I didn't just wanted to sprinkle in a few German words
   • so I did my best to look up phrases
   • and tried to not rely on google translate so much so
   • hopefully its accurate or decent i dont speak german

   Summary

   When you started out as the newest member of Hans Gruber's gang, there were some things that were to be expected from the job. Other things you hadn't prepared for. They all led to one thing that you realized you wanted more than you let on. But was that the case for Hans?

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