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Scar knew his mission was to theoretically date, romance, all the objects in his house, and he planned to, really! But after putting on the dateviators for the first time and seeing a handsome, cozy looking man on his bed, he knew he'd never do the polyamory route.
"Hi, sweetie." The blond pushed a hand through his fluffy hair and pat the bed. "Come sit down. It's been a long day, hm?" Scar didn't understand how this man was both his bed and sitting on it, but he couldn't find it in himself question much of the evening's insanity. Not at this point.
He sat down and tried not to jump when the man curled up to his side, red sweater paws reminiscent of his old red knitted blanket at the end of the bed were curled over his chin.
"H-Hi." He tried introduce himself despite feeling stunned in the presence of such a cute boy. "I'm Scar."
His personified bed giggled, "I know exactly who you are, Scar." The tilt of his accent around the words, around his name, made Scar feel warm. Whether through a comfy blanket heat or a steamy desire he wasn't sure yet. "We've slept together too many times for me not to, you know?" A small giggle.
Blood rushed to Scar's cheeks. "Slept t-?! I-" be smooth, Scar. "I'd remember sleeping with... someone as pretty as you."
"Oh, you're too cute." A hand around the shoulders, pulling him in. The fabric of his sweater and sweatpants were so comfortable, Scar could just fall asleep if he wasn't careful. "And I haven't even introduced myself yet."
Scar could feel his date-a-dex ping an update as the other purred, "I'm Grian. Your... bed."
A good thing Scar was already sitting down, he was starting to feel weak at the knees.