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bachira added 13 people to the groupchat
bachira: hiiii!
chigiri: gc? cool
okay everyone talk so we know who's here
isagi: hi
kunigami: Hey
chigiri: HEY OMG HI
HEYYYY
reo: gay ass
but
hey
nagi: hi
zantetsu: Greetings.
rin: Hello.
isagi: 🤢
yes i am a profressional rin hater
shidou: SYBAU
NO HATE TOWARDS RIN WILL BE TOLERATED SLUR MAN
barou: donkey. you misspelled professional.
isagi: why are we all hating on me
chigiri: ...that can't be everyone
bachira: its not 😐
u all better talk or else
yuki: hello!! sorry i needed to find my glasses so i could see the keyboard ;))
karasu: yeah stop hating on my blind bestie
yuki: :/
otoya: hey
*i say nonchalantly*
chigiri: there are no WOMEN in here for you weirdo
otoya: no anri???
isagi: now why the fuck would bachira add someone over 18
shidou: hey kid
karasu: dude
otoya: really
yuki: you know not everyone here is 17 and under right...
rin: Here goes ignorantsagi.
shidou LMAO that's funny coming from rin
rin: That feels backhanded for some reason.
isagi: rin ur younger than me so i dont wanna hear it from you
and okay WOW i didn't realize how old some ppl were here
chigiri: he wasn't lying when he called him ignorant
isagi: i wouldn't be talking WHEELCHAIR MAN
shidou: 😲
karasu: damn
otoya: ur gonna take that princess??
kunigami: Hey
That isn't nice bro
chigiri: im literally crying rn thanks isagi.
like you just LOVE bullying ppl dont you.
kunigami: Look at what you did
isagi: DONT FALL FOR HIS MANIPULATION??
DUDE
I WAS JOKING
chigiri: it wasn't funny.
like.
uh
idk what else to say but FUCK YOU
yuuki: lets calm down guys
i dont wanna see you guys arguing
niko: not like u can see anyways..
karasu: WHY IS TS KID HERE
niko: "ts kid" ☠️
karasu: @bachira WHY U ADD HIM
bachira: i can do whatever i want 🙄
karasu: bruh
okay whatever idc
niko: u sure
karasu: ...no
isagi: yeah ur not nonchalant buddy
chigiri: genuinely WHAT is wrong with you today isagi
zantetsu: Take a rhino phill, buddy.
nagi: ?
shidou: LMAOAOAO WHAT
bachira: a WHAT
reo: OMG ZANTETSU 😭
ITS A CHILL PILL
IDIOT
zantetsu: Yes, that is what I meant.
rin: Can I get removed from this group chat.
bachira: whyyyyyy :(
rin: My brain is frying from the stupidity of everyone here.
isagi: bro thinks he's so superior because he's serious and "smart"
shidou: no literally
loosen up brochacho
rin: ...Brochacho?
What is that.
otoya: do you like not have tiktok
bachira: nah i think he does
are you at LEAST on giftok..
rin: No. I use Instagram Reels.
chigiri: no fucking way
reo: IN THIS DAY AND AGE
isagi: omg..
yuki: wait but insta reels are lowk funny
im getting the feeling i shouldn't have said that
i was kidding guys 😅
rin: I laugh every now and then at those videos.
bachira: THE RIN ITOSHI CAN SMILE??
LET ALONE LAUGH??
isagi: only every now and then!!
karasu: ngl u guys r funny for kids
rin: Mind you, he is only older by a year.
karasu: shut it youngster
AND IM OLDER THAN YOU BY 2 YEARS SO SYBAU
chigiri: guys can we stay on topic
why do we keep on going from one to the next
niko: maybe.. because.. that's how conversations work dumbass 😲
chigiri: dni
bachira: we need a gc name
isagi: I GOT ONE
'The Soccer Guys 😎'
chigiri: ok so say "i" if you think isagi is a cornball
i
reo: i
nagi: i
karasu: i
otoya: i
yuki: i
sorry isagi!!
shidou: lowkey i
rin: I.
niko: i
barou: i.
chigiri: whoever didn't say i is a bum
kunigami: Sorry I was making myself food Chigiri
chigiri: NO I WAS JOKING NOT YOU
UR NOT A BUM
UR COOL
AND HANDOSME
AND MUSCULAR 😏
isagi: say "i" if chigiri is riding kunigami's dick
i
okay so why is no one responding
OKAY
I SEE HOW IT IS
bachira: i
isagi: ily man
bachira: :)
niko: prolly only said it because he felt bad LMAOOAOAOAOAOOAAOOA
isagi: i will personally rip those blue orbs out your goddamn head you stupid fuck