McKay

Today, 11:21 AM

Frank

CAS

Today, 12:08 PM

Frank

CASSIE

Today, 1:53 PM

Frank

CASSANDRA!!

Today, 2:45 AM

mcKay

who is this…

Frank

ha

Very funny

My backpack is in your Instagram post. I’ve been looking for that thing for like 2 years

Abby thought it might have ended up in the goodwill bin, but there it is!!

Robby took it? Didn’t he? That asshole

Today, 3:38 PM

McKay

What?

That color block monstrosity?

Frank

It’s Cotopaxi actually, but yeah - the backpack.

Today, 5:23 PM

McKay

it’s king’s

Frank

No. It’s mine.

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Today, 7:03 PM

McKay

So you two bought the same backpack?

Frank

No. It’s mine.

“Each Del Día product is made proudly in the Philippines from remnant materials by an employee who has total creative control over the pack's colorway. No two are the same.”

No two are the same!!

Read 7:15 PM

Today, 9:30 PM

Frank

are you ignoring me!!

Ladies of the Pitt

Today, 5:21 PM

Frank

Who can tell me who King is?

Samira

That group chat name… really?

McKay

No one tell him!

Frank

Come on! At least a hint!

Is that a first name or last?

or a nickname?

Kingsley?

Kingston?

Kingsford?

Samira

🦗

Frank

God damnit!

Dana?

Dana

What do I look like: the staff directory?

Heather

Don’t you have your own residents to harass over at Presby? Don’t fuck with ours.

Frank

Ah-ha!!! So they’re a resident!

Heather

Fuck

Sorry guys

Baby brain

Frank

’Baby brain’? Is that the technical term Dr. Collins? Remind me of the ICD10 code for that one

Heather

🖕🏿

Dana

🖕🏻🖕🏻

Frank

miss you too

(Maybe: Melissa (Mel) King)

Yesterday, 7:21 PM

(Maybe: Melissa (Mel) King)

Hello,

This is Melissa (Mel) King. I work at Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center with Yolanda Garcia and Cassie McKay. Is this the Frank Langdon with the missing backpack.

Frank

Yes!

That’s me! A real person and not a bot.

(Maybe: Melissa (Mel) King)

A robot? Cassie gave me your number?

Frank

It was a joke

Not a very good one

Because of my IG comment

(Maybe: Melissa (Mel) King)

Oh. Okay. I don’t really use instagram that much.
I bought the backpack at a Goodwill in Squirrel Hill last year.

Frank

That makes sense. I got divorced a couple years ago and it must have accidentally ended up in a donation box when I moved out

(Maybe: Melissa (Mel) King)

Dr. Garcia said I shouldn’t accept anything less than a lobster dinner at Hyde Park, but I’m allergic to shellfish and Cassie thinks this backpack has sentimental value to you, so I’d be happy to return it.

Frank

You are an angel Melissa King!

(Maybe: Melissa (Mel) King)

Everyone calls me Mel.

I work tomorrow until 4:30 if you’d want to stop by the Pitt to pick it up after my shift?

Frank

Sounds good! I’ll be the backpackless guy outside the front entrance

(Maybe: Melissa (Mel) King)

👍

Here

~ Epilogue ~

1 year later

Mel

Yesterday, 5:21 AM

Frank

Good morning sunshine, hope you had an uneventful shift.

You wouldn’t happen to know where my backpack is?

Mel

Good morning ☀️

It's in my trunk. We must have forgotten it after our hike with the kids this weekend.

Please call off your Instagram search before you fall in love with another girl with a flashy backpack

That was a joke.

Just the last part. I really do have your backpack.

Frank

Fuck I love you so much

Mel

I love you too!