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bad choices by beetlebug (troutchopper) for whimsicaliity
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
14 Dec 2025
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it's going to be a good day today. and it's going to be a good day today. and it's going to be a good day today. and it's going to be a good day today. and it's
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“I’m ruminating,” Ken® said quite archly, articulating himself with every last inch inch of dignity he could muster (which was not very much).
“You’ve been lying there for four days, Ken.”
“I have a lot to ruminate on.”
“In your tuxedo?”
“The tuxedo is a key element of the rumination.”
Overcome by Kennui and yearning for Kenlightenment, Ken® embarks on a journey of self-discovery.Bookmarked by beetlebug (troutchopper)
27 Apr 2026
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low*kenuinely brilliant. are you writers blocked? READ THIS!!!
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You are not courageous. Your dreams have always been the bravest parts of you.
[Percy Weasley, post-war, pre-reconciliation. The world is broken and he knows it better than most, but Percy's also broken as well. Fixing one might just mean fixing both.]
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Bookmarked by beetlebug (troutchopper)
10 Apr 2026
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i need to die i think. read this numb today and i don't know what i'm feeling but my chest hurts and my throat feels weird. i want to cry maybe
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They’re barely nine when it really strikes Fred for the first time that they look remarkably similar.
“Say, Georgie — what’s it like being so handsome?”
George looks up from the broom he’s trying to glare into submission, and his face scrunches up for a second, staring at Fred with obvious confusion. Then it evens out, splitting into a smile that pulls higher towards his right ear than his left.
“Well, I don’t know, Freddie; why don’t you tell me?”
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- Part 2 of take heart with the day, and begin again
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Bookmarked by beetlebug (troutchopper)
06 Apr 2026
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i can't even think of something mildly witty or some commentary like the other bookmarks. just take the damn thing oh my god
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Peter Pettigrew and the Ghost of Christmas James by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2023
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Peter loves his friends. Which is why he had to kill them. And now, he's doing- well. Alright. Things didn't turn out exactly as he'd anticipated, but he's making it work. Living his life. As a rat. Mostly trying not to think about things.
Fine. Things could be better.
But he hadn't thought they'd get worse- which is exactly what happens when, three years after James died, he's come back. And for some godforsaken reason, he's decided to make that Peter's problem. (Okay, okay- Peter gets it. He did kill him.) Peter is sure that James is going to turn him in, ruin his life the same as Peter had ruined the Marauders.
But this is James. And he doesn't do any of that.
What was Peter expecting, really?
(Features: A lot of fighting, a lot of forgiveness, and a splash of necromancy. Alright, you got me- rather a lot of necromancy. But come on- we can't just have the ghost of Christmas James show up. Haven't you seen 'A Muppet's Christmas Carol'? There needs to be at least two more ghosts.)
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Bookmarked by beetlebug (troutchopper)
03 Apr 2026
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genuinely needs to be a book. jk rowling has NOTHING on this.... this PEAK characterization.... uahg
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Frank Langdon is eight years old and he keeps his mouth shut.
This is a story about panic. This is a story about hope.
Bookmarked by beetlebug (troutchopper)
28 Mar 2026
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gorbus about being queer and being weird and breaking cycles.