I'm traumatized right now but that was actually pretty good.

Your suicide would be a breakthrough for women's rights
20:37
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Riddle Rosehearts has added Azul Ashengrotto
Riddle Rosehearts has changed one(1) name
Scarface🤗(lovingly): i wan food :/
My Heart❤🫶(derogatory): i thot u had ruggie to order around, y r u telling me
Scarface🤗(lovingly)): 🤷
My Heart❤🫶(derogatory): this is y ur gay
Scarface🤗(lovingly)): pot meet kettle
My Heart❤🫶(derogatory): sftu 🫶

Notes:

Quick disclaimer: I’ve never played the game, read the manga, or consumed literally any non fan-created content of this franchise, and probably never will, so if I get anything wrong it’s either because the internet lied to me, or because I’ve changed that part to fit into my AU
ANOTHER quick disclaimer: theres a lot of kys/kms jokes (also paired with responses of "already tried"), and i use fag a lot too, (i swear i can use it, im one of them) so if you don't like those kinds of things proceed with caution/go ahead and leave(/nm), cause im a very special person with very very fucked sense of humor
A very short explanation for this AU that I’ve made in my tiny little brain: Once every couple of generations the Great Seven get reincarnated into a baby in their kingdom’s(???? Idfk man), they never actually realize that they are the reincarnations of said Seven until they go through smth uber traumatic(coughcoughoverblotcough)
if you have any questions abt my fuckass au you can ask me in the comments
I probably made them super ooc, but idc because this is for me, and if you want to offer helpful criticism you can, but if I get hate comments, I’m letting you know now
YOU ARE THE ONE WHO CHOSE TO READ THIS, I’m not making you do shit, so you can fuck off and finish last, virgin(iykyk)
i dont understand ppl who leave hate comments, like, if you dont like my shit js leave????? dont suffer thru smth u dont like js to insult some1, dumbass

Chapter 1: How bout you magically gather some friends, bitch

Notes:

I FUCKING FIXED IT, ITS IN THE FORMAT I WANT NOW

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My Heart❤🫶(derogatory) - Riddle

Scarface(lovingly) - Leona

Octopussy(affectionate) - Azul

Your suicide would be a breakthrough for women's rights

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My Heart❤🫶(derogatory): i swear to me im gonna fucking kms if you dnt get here soon

Scarface(lovingly): thats a new one

My Heart❤🫶(derogatory): wht is?

Scarface(lovingly): i swear to me

My Heart❤🫶(derogatory): no it’s not

Scarface(lovingly): it is tho

My Heart❤🫶(derogatory): ive used it b4??????

Scarface(lovingly): nuh uh

My Heart❤🫶(derogatory):...

ok, first: fuck you

second: kys

Scarface(lovingly): already tried

My Heart❤🫶(derogatory): stfu im not done

third: when are you gonna get here? Its been 15 mins already and i need help explaining to sea bitch wtf is happening with his memories

Scarface(lovingly):...

ill be there in a sec

My Heart❤🫶(derogatory): thx pookie/p

also ik u already tried, i was th 1 tht stopped u

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Your suicide would be a breakthrough for women's rights

20:37

Riddle Rosehearts has added Azul Ashengrotto

Riddle Rosehearts has changed one(1) name

Scarface(lovingly): i wan food :/

My Heart❤🫶(derogatory): i thot u had ruggie to order around, y r u telling me

Scarface(lovingly): 🤷

My Heart❤🫶(derogatory): this is y ur gay

Scarface(lovingly): pot meet kettle

My Heart❤🫶(derogatory): sftu 🫶

My Heart❤🫶(derogatory): Hello Azul, how are you feeling?

Scarface(lovingly): wtf????

y do u have propr punctuation n shit????

My Heart❤🫶(derogatory): hop off mmy dick asshat

Scarface(lovingly): naur

Octopussy(affectionate): I’m feeling fine, thank you Riddle

I think I’m having some emotional whiplash from learning about me being a descendant of Ursula herself.

But other than that I’m feeling fine.

My Heart❤🫶(derogatory): I’m glad to hear it Azul.

Also it’s reincarnation, not descendant, but good enough for now

Scarface(lovingly): can u stp typing so formally? Its freaking me out

My Heart❤🫶(derogatory): suffer bitch 🫶

Octopussy(affectionate): What is happening between the two of you?

Also, why is this my name?

My Heart❤🫶(derogatory): idk, cause its funny

Scarface(lovingly): sexual tension

My Heart❤🫶(derogatory): choke on a dick leo

Scarface(lovingly): only if its urs queenie 🫶🫶

My Heart❤🫶(derogatory): DIE

DIE
DIE
DIE
I FUCKING H8 U

THIS IS Y U HAD TO KILL UR FUCKING BROTHER LAST TIME

AND HE WASNT EVEN UR RELA FUCKING BROTHER

*real

anyways

Do you have any more questions Azul?

Octopussy(affectionate): Oh?!?!

No, I don’t, thank you though

Scarface(lovingly): cn it wth the fancy tlk octonaughts

its not gonns get u any points

Octopussy(affectionate): This is just how I text though?

Scarface(lovingly): dam

thts sad

Octopussy(affectionate):...

I’m going to close the lounge now, and then I’m going to go to bed.

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Scarface(lovingly): didnt even let me say gdby

My Heart❤🫶(derogatory): do u text like tht with every1 or are we js special enough to get to see ur made uo language

Scarface(lovingly): js 4 u pookie 🫶🫶🫶

n e wayz

Im gonna go bother rugby

riggby

ruggir

fck it

u no who i mean

My Heart❤🫶(derogatory): u go do that, i need to go study anyways

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