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1. How I Met Your Father – Targaryen Edition by kurenohikari

   Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F, F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Joffrey Velaryon/?
   • Baela Targaryen/Rhaena Targaryen (Daughter of Daemon)
   • Joffrey Velaryon & Baela Targaryen & Rhaena Targaryen (Daughter of Daemon)
   • Joffrey Velaryon & Vaemond Velaryon
   • Tyraxes | Joffrey Velaryon's Dragon & Joffrey Velaryon
   • Joffrey Velaryon & Aegon III Targaryen & Viserys II Targaryen
   • Joffrey Velaryon
   • Baela Targaryen
   • Rhaena Targaryen (Daughter of Daemon)
   • Aegon III Targaryen
   • Viserys II Targaryen
   • Vaemond Velaryon
   • Daemion Velaryon (Son of Vaemond)
   • Daeron Velaryon
   • Original Characters from Yi Ti
   • Cassandra Baratheon
   • Cerelle Lannister
   • Joanna Lannister
   • Elenda Baratheon
   • Ellyn Baratheon
   • Joffrey Velaryon-centric
   • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
   • Omega Rhaena Targaryen (Daughter of Daemon)
   • Alpha Baela Targaryen
   • Omega Joffrey Velaryon
   • Alpha Aegon III Targaryen
   • Omega Viserys II Targaryen
   • Queen Joffrey Velaryon
   • Post-The Dance of the Dragons | Aegon II Targaryen v. Rhaenyra Targaryen Era
   • Canon Divergence - Dance of the Dragons (A Song of Ice and Fire)
   • The Black Faction Wins
   • Consequences
   • Worldbuilding
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • Sibling Bonding
   • Rebuilding after War
   • House Velaryon Feels
   • Targaryen Family Politics
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Daemon Targaryen Hunts The Narrative
   • Rhaneyra Targaryen Hunts The Narrative

   Summary

   The war's over, the family's a disaster, and somehow Joffrey Velaryon ends up with a sword, a title, and way too much responsibility. He’s not really complaining—he just thought there’d be fewer cursed ruins and emotionally damaged siblings involved.

   This is the story of rebuilding after the Dance, dragging House Velaryon into the future, and figuring out how the hell he ends up married. No one saw it coming. Least of all him.

   Series

   • Part 6 of I am Team Black, are you even surprised?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   67,034

   Chapters:

   12/12

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