I am Team Black, are you even surprised?
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The Dragon Queen by kurenohikari
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
23 Feb 2024
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Fire.
Pain.
So much pain.
Then nothing.
“All of your dragons will be returned to you, even the one that was lost. But choose better this time. A prince you need.”
I woke up with a startle, gasping for air like a dying woman.
However, as my hands went to my chest I realized I was no longer a woman.
I froze, holding still, before rapidly throwing the blankets off my body and rushing towards my mirror. There, being reflected was none other than a four and ten namedays girl.
Me.
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- Part 1 of I am Team Black, are you even surprised?
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The Pearl of Driftmark by kurenohikari
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
22 Sep 2024
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She was named Visenya Targaryen, she lived as Joanna Snow, and she was reborn as Lucerys Velaryon. This is the life and rebirth of the Princess that was Promised and how she stopped the tragedy that befall the dragons, giving the future the tools they needed to survive the Long Night.
This is the life of Lucerys Velaryon, trueborn daughter of Rhaenyra Targaryen and Ser Leanor Velaryon. The Pearl of Driftmark.
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- Part 2 of I am Team Black, are you even surprised?
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Who did I piss off to end up as The Black Queen? by kurenohikari
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
31 Dec 2025
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"Is this some kind of joke?" I whispered in shock, my voice trembling as I stared at the reflection in the ornate mirror before me. Well, her mirror. The polished silver showed a face I knew all too well—just not my own. Pale skin, a cascade of silver-gold hair, and violet eyes that could only belong to one person.
"Who the hell did I piss off to become her? The Black Queen?" My words were almost a growl as I gripped the edges of the vanity, the cold metal biting into my fingers.
That's right. One moment, I was just me, heading home after another long day, and the next... a car came out of nowhere. I don’t even remember the impact, not really. It was too fast. No flashes of light, no angelic choirs—just darkness. And then I was here.
The next thing I knew, a maid was shaking me awake, her voice trembling with reverence as she called me Princess Rhaenyra.
Yeah. That Rhaenyra. The Black Queen herself. The one and only Maegor with tits.
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- Part 3 of I am Team Black, are you even surprised?
- Part 1 of Who did I piss off?
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Who Did I Piss Off to End Up in This Medley? by kurenohikari
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
31 Dec 2025
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A collection of three interconnected one-shots chronicling the legacy of Rhaenyra Targaryen after her death—from the eyes of her dragon, her descendants, and her realm.
Chapter One: Westeros remembers. Historical excerpts of the Legacy of the Golden Princess thought time.
Chapter Two: Syrax remembers. She has not flown in a century. Not because she can't—but because she won’t. Until the boy is born. The one Rhaenyra dreamed of. The one made for her.
Chapter Three: Naerys mourns. The Queen of Light is gone, and the capital weeps—loudly, wrongly. But Naerys knows the truth: her grandmother would not have wanted silence. She would’ve wanted lemon cakes, music, and a reckoning.
Three perspectives. One legacy. A queen’s love, grief, and fire echo across generations.
Because some dragons do not forget. And some families refuse to fade.Series
- Part 2 of Who did I piss off?
- Part 4 of I am Team Black, are you even surprised?
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The Rogue Prince Come Again by kurenohikari
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
28 Jul 2025
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Aemond Targaryen dies with fire in his veins and wakes in a boy’s body, whole but hollow. Lucerys is still alive. The war hasn’t started. The Red Keep is a nest of ambition and rot, but this time, Aemond is watching. Calculating. In a court built on lies and grief, Aemond begins to untangle the story of who he was, and decides who he wants to become. Vengeance might have burned him once. This time, it might save him.
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- Part 5 of I am Team Black, are you even surprised?
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How I Met Your Father – Targaryen Edition by kurenohikari
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
03 Aug 2025
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The war's over, the family's a disaster, and somehow Joffrey Velaryon ends up with a sword, a title, and way too much responsibility. He’s not really complaining—he just thought there’d be fewer cursed ruins and emotionally damaged siblings involved.
This is the story of rebuilding after the Dance, dragging House Velaryon into the future, and figuring out how the hell he ends up married. No one saw it coming. Least of all him.
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- Part 6 of I am Team Black, are you even surprised?
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Rhaenyra The Golden by kurenohikari
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
31 Jan 2026
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I caressed my belly tenderly as the screams of my stepmother echoed through the halls of the Red Keep.
My mother’s ladies fluttered around me in concern. They worried for me. Why would they not? After all, my muña had suffered greatly under the weight of pregnancy and had died in childbirth.
No. Not died. Murdered.
My father had allowed those grey rats to cut her open for a boy who died overnight. Rage fills me every time I remember that my muña died butchered like an animal.
I will never forgive him. Nor will I ever forgive Alicent. That whore slipped under my father’s sheets while my muña’s ashes were still warm.
She goes around acting all pious and haughty, even going as far as to scold me for my unladylike behavior. But whoring herself to the King is acceptable?
Alicent is but the daughter of a second son, from a minor house at that. She was my maid, the one who dressed me and cleaned my privy. There is no way in the Fourteen Hells that I will bow to her.
Much less call her queen.
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- Part 7 of I am Team Black, are you even surprised?
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The Brave. The Mighty. The Strong. And Uninterested in the Throne. by kurenohikari
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
05 Apr 2026
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In "Rhaenyra The Golden" I promised only one-shots and a break from this fandom, but I am a dirty liar. I swear this happens every single time I start writing House of the Dragon fic.
I sit down with one clear idea in mind, fully convinced I know where the story is going, and somehow I end up with two. The same thing happened with "The Rogue Prince Come Again" and "HIMYF – Targaryen Edition", so at this point I really should know better than to fight it.
So far, we’ve wandered through Dorne, Driftmark, the Stepstones, the North, and even Yi Ti. And now—whether I like it or not—we’re heading into my least favorite region of all: the Riverlands. I have complaints. Many of them. But the story demanded it, and I’ve learned that arguing rarely works.
This fic is me unapologetically playing cupid, rearranging pieces, and indulging a little too hard in character dynamics. Somewhere along the way, I also circled right back to my Sims tendencies, because apparently I cannot help myself when it comes to orchestrating the chaos that is Westeros.
As always, thank you for reading, and for sticking with me as this series continues to grow sideways instead of straight ahead.
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- Part 8 of I am Team Black, are you even surprised?