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“Did you know that wombats have cubed poo?”
Charlie glances up from his magazine.
“I didn’t know that.”
Nick scrolls down the page.
“And the Fitzroy turtle breathes through its bum!”
“That would definitely complicate our sex life.”
That earns him a look.
“Forgive me for being excited about our holiday, Charlie,” Nick scoffs.
Visiting David’s family wouldn’t be their first choice, but needs must.
“We haven't even left Heathrow! We’ve got another twenty-two hours in this flight, do you think you have enough animal facts to see us through or can I expect you to sleep at some point?”