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1. The Fine Art Of Sabotage by BenSwoleO

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   10 Jul 2025

   Tags

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   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Co-workers
   • Sabotage
   • Dating Disasters
   • POV Hermione Granger
   • Insecure Hermione Granger
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Everyone can see it but Hermione
   • Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger
   • Post-Hogwarts
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Pining
   • Mutual Pining
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • ridiculous situations
   • flirty banter

   Summary

   Hermione Granger is convinced she's cursed.

   Eight horrible dates. Eight catastrophes. Including, but not limited to, a runaway toupee, a surprise wife (not hers), and a very aggressive flock of birds.

   Desperate for answers (and still holding a massive, hopeless crush on her infuriatingly perfect co-worker, Draco Malfoy), she keeps trying. What she doesn't know is that the curse isn't magical at all...and it might have everything to do with a certain blond saboteur who thinks she's far too lovely to date anyone but him.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,038

   Chapters:

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   Comments:

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