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THE SEVEN + Nico
ghostking:
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matchmaker💞:
bitch wtf
ghostking:
STOP U JUST MET THE MAN F MY DREADMSMSMSSSMSDMD
matchmaker💞:
no i did NOT ew im a PROUDDD lesbian
ghostking:
MF I MEANT I!!!
like I DID !!!
RIPTIDE:
awhhh who???
my baby neeks is all grown up!!
ghostking:
dont fucking call me that
anyways
im asking the same question
because the thing is
i dont know his name.
hazel🌰:
nico.
HOW.
you claim to have met the man of your dreams but you DONT EVEN KNOW HIS NAME.
ghostking:
my dear sister, it was love at first sight and i didnt particularly have the time to ask what his name was
frankkk🧸:
Do you know anything about him? At all?
ghostking:
he helps out at the school's nurses office sometimes???
actually, thats how i met him
percy punched me so hard and i thought my arm was broken
wisegirl:
Oh my gods, PERCY!
RIPTIDE:
ml, annie, i did not mean to 🫶🫶
ghostking:
BULLSHIT
IT WAS SO INTENTIONAL
RIPTIDE:
WELL MAYBE IT WAS.
NEXT TIME DONT SCAM ME IN ADOPT ME
ghostking:
I DIDNT SCAM YOU???!!!!!
YOU AGREED TO GIVE ME YOUR MEGA NEON FLY RIDE SHADOW DRAGON???
RIPTIDE:
LIES
I WOULD NEVER GIVE HIM UP
matchmaker💞:
GUYS STOPPP ✋ 🙅♀️
at least something good came out of it!
nico what does the man of your dreams look like?
ghostking:
blond hair
freckles
tan skin
wears grandpa clothes and a hat
blue eyes
slight southern accent
hazel🌰:
what i'm gathering from this is that he is the absolute POLAR OPPOSITE of you
wisegirl:
What exactly do you mean by 'grandpa clothes and a hat'?
ladiesman:
hazel is calling you emo btw !!!
ghostking:
like knee length beige cargo shorts. flannel. sandals. fanny pack.
hazel🌰:
leo i'm not calling nico emo.
you are!
wisegirl:
Oh I see.
ladiesman:
well its what you were IMPLYING
ghostking:
guys stop 🙏
anyways yes hes the opposite of me
and hes incredibly hot
i also think hes ripped?
ladiesman:
what like jason grace kind of ripped or percy jackson kind?
stapleeater:
What 😨
ghostking:
percy maybe? hes not like RIPPED ripped but god damn i can see those biceps
RIPTIDE:
im sorry what the fuckkkk are you guys talking about
ladiesman:
JASONNNYOURINLIENENEENEEEEE
stapleeater:
You KNOW I cant read that 💔
ladiesman:
private chat me bbg 🥰😘😍
matchmaker💞:
do you know any of his classes?
perhaps siblings?
frankkk🧸:
Are we going to ignore the fact that Leo just called Jason 'bbg' ?
stapleeater:
heh I don't know what bbg means
ladiesman:
IF ANYONE TELLS HIM ILL FUCKING FIND YOU
matchmaker💞:
my matchmaking senses are tingling 🤔
hazel🌰:
valgrace
valgrace
valgrace
valgrace
RIPTIDE:
VALGRACEEEE
stapleeater:
What is that
RIPTIDE:
you dont need to know
stapleeater:
But I want to know
hazel🌰:
we aren't telling you lol
stapleeater:
☹️
@ ladiesman
Do you know?
ladiesman:
🤫
ghostking:
he definitely knows
anyways @ matchmaker💞
while he was treating my arm he got a call. he took it then told me it was his sister kayla
also he mentioned having biology just before he went to the nurses office
matchmaker💞:
ok this is all of the information i need!!!
my matchmaking skills are at the ready
••• (the next day)
THE SEVEN + Nico
hazel🌰:
GUYS TODAY IS THE DAY WE FIND OUT WHO THE MAN OF NICO'S DREAMS IS
COURTESY OF PIPER !
matchmaker💞:
yes!!!
im so excited
who else is at school rn?
ladiesman:
I AM
RIPTIDE:
for once ?
wow!!!!
youre finally on time!
stapleeater:
It's because I walked him to school and forced him to wake up early lol
ladiesman:
percy youre never on time either 🥀
RIPTIDE:
no i am
like everyday
ill be at school in 20
thats perfectly on time
frankkk🧸:
That's when first period starts?
RIPTIDE:
right on time ??
wisegirl:
I'm in the library right now.
Looking for an Ancient Greek dictionary
RIPTIDE:
and suddenly i know where the ancient greek dictionaries are!
im omw my wife <333
wisegirl:
<3
hazel🌰:
how are they NOT dating?!
ghostking:
beats me 😔
RIPTIDE:
idk either 😔
message deleted
stapleeater:
Did anyone else see that??
ladiesman:
no i didnt
i was too busy staring at your beautiful face 💕💕
hazel🌰:
please leave this flirting for irl!
we dont need to hear this in the gc!
matchmaker💞:
no no
keep doing it pls
its entertaining
hazel🌰:
😔
••• (lunch)
matchmaker💞:
TARGET SPOTTED
frankkk🧸:
Couldn't you have said this rather than texted us?
matchmaker💞:
if i did say it then everyone would know my top secret plan and they would know about nico's GIANT crush on him!
youre welcome for not spilling your deepest darkest secret you gay mf
anyways im going over
ghostking:
thanks piper??
RIPTIDE:
guys who believes that pineapple doesn't belong on pizza?
stapleeater:
Sane people
Like me
RIPTIDE:
ohhh i shouldve known ..........
ladiesman:
percy.
NO ONE TOUCHES HIM
...
except for me obviously
stapleeater:
Leo 🥀🥀🥀🥀
wisegirl:
I'm just going to ignore what that sentence is implying
RIPTIDE:
dirty-minded annabeth????
new discovery!
wisegirl:
Oh my gods 🤦♀️
Someone had to say it, right?
RIPTIDE:
yes 💖
hazel🌰:
PIPES IS COMING BACK
matchmaker💞:
sooo
i got his number
ghostking:
GIVE ME
matchmaker💞:
i will later but its kind of time for next lesson 💔💔
wise girl lets gooo
wisegirl:
Geography!
ghostking:
dont tell me youre excited for geography
wisegirl:
Not like EXCITED but it's one of my favourite lessons.
You got a problem with that?
RIPTIDE:
annie....
i love you......
but no!!!