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1. Built 4 Love by unironicallycursed

   Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Other
   • Work in Progress

   01 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hector Valentino Airnesto Condicionado/Reader
   • Hector Valentino Airnesto Condicionado/You
   • Hector Valentino Airnesto Condicionado/Player Character
   • Hector Valentino Airnesto Condicionado
   • Florence (Date Everything!)
   • Celia Stipple
   • Dorian (Date Everything!)
   • Telly (Date Everything!)
   • Koa (Date Everything!)
   • Luke Nukem
   • Sinclaire (Date Everything!)
   • Betty (Date Everything!)
   • i love pathetic men
   • I Love Hector Valentino Airnesto Condicionado
   • briefly mentioned other characters
   • Temperature Play
   • Edging the air conditioner with the thermostat
   • Edging
   • Gender-Neutral Reader-Insert
   • Reader-Insert's Genitals are Unspecified
   • It's called 'Date Everything' so it is for everyone
   • inhuman anatomy
   • What is an HVAC?
   • Writer Is British
   • Penetrative Sex
   • LET ME FUCK THE AIR VENT
   • AMAB Hector
   • Watching
   • Obsessive Behavior
   • Power Play
   • Pipe play
   • is that a thing?
   • He has pipes so I say it is
   • Author is bad at tagging
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Latino Character
   • Yearning
   • Pining
   • Canon-Typical Behavior
   • Emotional Baggage
   • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
   • I think this counts
   • Button Play
   • Crying
   • YOU GIVE HIM HEAD
   • Come Swallowing
   • dick sucking
   • Happy Ending
   • no beta we die like men

   Summary

   Being supplied with magical glasses that let you date your furniture? Well, of COURSE you'd go for your air conditioner! But as he opens up, maybe there's more than meets the eye with this breezy little dateable...

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   11,402

   Chapters:

   3/4

   Comments:

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