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  1. No, Mr Bard, I expect you to plough! by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski  

    16 Jul 2025

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    "Do you expect me to talk?"
    "No, Mr Bard, I expect you to plough!"

    Geralt and Jaskier are kidnapped and threatened with torture. Or are they?

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