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2025-07-19
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The Superman Side of Tumblr

Summary:

When the tape about Superman's parents instructing him to make a harem on Earth goes viral, tumblr users have to weigh in their opinions.

Notes:

When my friend and I were window shopping after watching the Superman movie I wondered what tumblr would've been like if it existed in that universe. So it kinda snowballed into this. Honestly I have a feeling that the majority of tumblr would not be on Lex Luthor's side at all, hahaha.

The usernames chosen for the tumblr users are intended to be fictitious and name resemblances to any of them are purely coincidental. The next chapter has the images in text form for convenience.

Chapter 1: Image Chapter

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Chapter 2: Text Chapter

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[User profile picture is Garry from Ib] lost-in-art

 I can't believe that we got a Superman controversy before Star Citizen came out

[User profile picture is Marcille from Delicious in Dungeon]

Girlypop the fucking sun is going to explode before star citizen comes out bffr

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[User's profile picture is Lola from the Looney Tunes Show] werinlove

Imagine being horny for Lex Luthor. Fucker looks like a Onceler fanchild

[User's profile picture is Teacher from The Girl From the Other Side] Saturated-emerald

OP if Lex Luthor ever sees this he's going to throw a giant tantrum and that might be it for all of us

[User's profile picture is Lola from the Looney Tunes Show] werinlove

Don't be afraid of that fucker, he'd pay someone to fight his way out of a wet paper bag


[User's profile picture is Linda Belcher from Bob's Burgers] if-youre-not-real


this right here is why Im never leaving tumblr theres no other social media out there where we can brazenly mock billionaires like this 

 

[User's profile picture is Lola from the Looney Tunes Show] werinlove

Fucker went after Superman, of course I have to mock him 200% more!

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[User profile picture is Ken from Monthly Girls’ Nozaki] If-You-Wanna-Be-My-Glup-Shitto

Why is everyone losing their shit over Superman's parents telling him to make a harem on Earth? That was an option? I could do that instead of doing my shitty retail job? Hurry up, Superman, I'm okay with living as a pampered harem member

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[User profile picture is Bojack Horseman from Bojack Horseman] exesandmustard

I'm really high right now and it’s probably not appropriate to talk about right now but I swear to god that Superman and Lois Lane have insane amounts of chemistry. goddamn you know they rip each other's clothes off the second the cameras are off

[User profile picture is Coach McGuirk from Home Movies] imtwentyandivewastedmyentirelife

Knowing that Lois Lane gets that superdick every night:

[Reaction image is Yu-Gi-Oh’s “It should’ve been me! Not her!”]

[User profile picture is Professor Layton from Professor Layton] remindsmeofarubixcube

[Reaction image is Dr. Eggman saying, “Parasocial! You need to log off!” referencing the snapcube Sonic dubs.]

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[User profile picture is Honda from Skeleton Clerk Honda-san] welcometomyslipperymind

Me reading about Superman wanting a harem:

[Reaction image is Mac from Always Sunny in Philadelphia saying, “Oh my god! That’s disgusting! Where?”]

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[User profile picture is Alpha from Yokohama Shopping Log] Dreaming-Green

Why is everyone sucking Lex Luthor's billionaire dick right now??? Did we all somehow forget that he's got a massive surveillance state in Metropolis???

[Reaction image is Ken from the Bee Movie making an incredulous expression]

[User profile picture is Hello Kitty] threeapplestall

why did everyone forget that lex luthor stole forty cakes from a charity bitch doesn't even eat, he lives off hating superman like a fucked up plant why do yall think he'd present that tape with an objective perspective again

[User profile picture is Chiyo-Father from Azumanga Daioh] i-feel-glooby-inside

I'd bet five bucks that Lex Luthor is balls-deep in shady agreements with Ghurkos and that's why he's slandering Superman rn

[User profile picture is Donald Duck from Ducktales 2017] yelling-internally

oh 100% every time I see them together its like:

[Reaction image is Lord of the Rings’ Wormtongue clandestinely whispering to King Theoden]

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[User profile picture is Kermit from the Muppets] kermitliptontea

Is Superman's harem open to everyone? Asking for a friend.

[Reaction image is Blanche Devereaux from the Golden Girls spraying water onto her flustered face]

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[User profile picture is Mitsumi from Skip and Loafer] I-dream-of-boba

 I don't care what anyone says, I stand with Superman.

[User profile picture is the default tumblr icon] obsessedwithlexluthor-deactivated-20250711

Bestie,,,,,, he's not going to fuck you,,,,,

[User profile picture is Buff Dedede from Kirby Star Allies] redyellowpinkblue

According to that tape he is, actually

[User profile picture is Sophie from Howl’s Moving Castle] inlovewithhowl

LMFAOOOOOOOO THEY DEACTIVATED

[User profile picture is Nakamura from Nichijou] keep-calm-and-eat-cheese

[Reaction image is a smiling star with balloons and poorly edited text, “Lex Luthor Stan Down,” is on top of the original text.]

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[User profile picture is Blue Diamond from Steven Universe] blueberry-dream

[Reaction image is the Castiel “I love you,” meme. The bottom text reads, “Lex Luthor got arrested.”]

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!

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[User profile picture is Yor from Spy X Family] liquid-gold-and-silver

I'm fucking dying at all the Lex Luthor stan accounts acting like:

[Reaction image is Mariah Carey saying, “I don’t know her.”]

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[User profile picture is Nao from Skip and Loafer] This-Girl-Is-Tired

Lex Luthor had a whole-ass pocket dimension to put his detractors and ex-girlfriends in. Most normal billionaire.

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[User profile picture is Sam and Max from The Adventures of Sam and Max] kawaii-strawberry

 Love you Superman, I always believed in you ♥♥♥♥