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𒀝𒅗𒁺𒌑
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Part 34 of Akkadian Translations
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Look At Me I'm White and Possess Wisdom

Summary:

An Akkadian (Ancient Babylonian) translation of the first part of Weird Al's "White and Nerdy"

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

Work Text:

Immarūninni- They see me,

Ina narkabtī- In my chariot,

Īde iwwû, ša- I know they say that,

Peṣêku u ḫasīsam īšu- I am white and I possess wisdom,

Peṣêku u ḫasīsam īšu- I am white and I possess wisdom,

Peṣêku u ḫasīsam īšu- I am white and I possess wisdom,

Peṣêku u ḫasīsam īšu- I am white and I have wisdom,

Akāšum itti zūkī- The walking with the foot soldiers,

Errissu- I desire it,

U iwwû, ša- But they say that,

Eli kala eṭemmī peṣêku- I am whiter than all the ghosts,

Peṣêku u ḫasīsam īšu-I am white and I possess wisdom, 

Peṣêku u ḫasīsam īšu- I am white and I possess wisdom,

Amranni, anaku peṣêku- Look at me, I am white,

Amranni, ḫasīsam īšu- Look at me I possess wisdom.

 

Rēštum ina kala bēt ṭuppī- Foremost in all the tablet houses [schools],

Sîn-lēqi-unninni ḫībī- Sîn-lēqi-unninni is my favorite [author of the epic of gilgamesh]

Nikiltu ‘na illat kalbī- Skills at Pack of Dogs [the Royal Game of Ur] I have.

Īšu, la tammar ana kiṣallī- Look at my sheep ankle bones [used for playing games]

ḫūpū narkabtim ula iṣabbarū- The wheel rims of my chariot do not spin,

Etlūtim magarrī ibarrû- Youths look upon my wheels,

Igulûm ana kala ṣalmī anaqqi- Fine oil on all my deity statues I pour,

Gilgamesh ina gerginakkī- Gilgamesh is in my library.

Notes:

I am currently high on drugs and temporarily mostly deaf because of a severe ear infection, so my brain is somehow even more unhinged than normal and thought this was funny.
Also this would be longer but I can only think of like three things for an Ancient Babylonian nerd to reference and didn't want to just endlessly repeat them. I guess there's babylonian mathematics and astronomy stuff, but that's a niche I'm not familiar with and the terms used aren't in any of my dictionaries. Also god knows how you'd translate "My Myspace page is all totally pimped out"

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