CyanideBreathmint
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What happens when two of the most psychologically dysfunctional people in a given setting hook up and fuck? They get along surprisingly well, it turns out. And Iori has always been curious about something, and fortunately Leona is going to help him test it out before he actually winds up embarrassing himself for real.
Content warning: light alcohol use
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Minfillia is startled by the arrival of her first period, and Thancred takes her to someone who is equipped to explain what is happening on a physical and anatomical level. Spoilers for Shadowbringers.
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Fandaniel, wearing Asahi's body, takes Zenos out for a test ride or two. But Zenos' personal ethics about sex surprise his jaded mind. (Also Zenos blows Fandaniel's back out.)
SPOILERS FOR SHB AND EW
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Pornoplokami (An exercise in concept review) by CyanideBreathmint for Nagaina
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XIV
01 Aug 2022
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The dignified and august Emet-Selch is drawn abruptly into a sex ambush orchestrated by Hythlodaeus and Azem. Tentacles and grapes are involved. This is smut with barely enough plot to make it hold together.
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Replies And Follow-Ups to a Memorandum on Health and Hygiene by CyanideBreathmint
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XIV
23 Mar 2022
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Chief Sergeant Vilauclaire is very much gratified to receive this many replies to his memorandum on safer amatory pursuits during shore leave, but he is only able to answer a few choice letters. These are the missives.
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- Part 2 of Maelstrom Epistolary Memorandums
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A day in the life of Proto, one of Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex — 2nd Gig's most intriguing and underused characters. This series of fics is meant to bridge the two-year timeskip end of 2nd Gig and Solid State Society and show us how Proto goes from Tachikoma technician to Section 9 field officer.
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By A Death Star Dreaming by CyanideBreathmint
Fandom Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
12 Oct 2016
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This is where I'm putting the TFA/Lovecraft mashup AU, since I'll be writing multiple fics about this.
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Just Don't Put Down Your Guns, Yet by acroamatica, CyanideBreathmint
Fandom Inception (2010), Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
07 Sep 2016
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This is my Inception-styled modern AU fic, where I tone down the angst and drive up the suitporn and gunporn.
Slight familiarity with Inception is required - you don't need to be writing fanfic for it, but you do need to know at least that it's a movie about heisting the insides of people's dreams.
Also, Poe Dameron is a sex god.
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The Fox and the Wolf by CyanideBreathmint
Fandom Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
05 Jan 2016
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This is an attempt to explain how come Hux and Ren act so much like bitter exes in the movie itself.
It's also a pretty heavy, serious approach of just how nasty they both really are, and an attempt to empathize with how they got to such nastiness, if not with their deeds as such.
It's also pretty smutty because nobody's going to take my fanfic seriously anyway, so I might as well smut it up.
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"I love you," Harry says on June 25, 51, halfway through a game of cribbage. Cuno has done nothing more notable than tell a joke that made Harry laugh.
Cuno doesn't know what to say. Nobody loves Cuno. Loving Cuno should probably be an interisolary crime. "Gross," he says.
An exploration of those Cuno has lost, those he's gained, and those he can't let go.
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21 Oct 2023
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Ina Bītīša by Elisif
Fandoms: Mesopotamian Mythology, Mesopotamian RPF, Take Me To Church - Hozier (Song), Babylonian Religion
22 Apr 2023
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"Take Me to Church" translated/reinterpreted into Akkadian (Ancient Babylonian).
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- Part 22 of Akkadian Translations
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02 Jun 2023
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The song "Stacy's Mom", as told by Ea-Nasir's neighbour and former childhood rival. in the Akkadian/Ancient Babylonian language.
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- Part 23 of Akkadian Translations
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Where Stephanivien has confidence, Jannequinard has audacity.
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11 Oct 2022
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You almost forgot about Cuno, as impossible as that seems. You really weren't thinking ahead when you enlisted him, nor when you made the decision that you would take him back to your apartment. Jean had some good points about the wisdom of letting Cuno stay with you. His father is half-dead, but not actually dead. Your life is clearly a fucking mess, and not one conducive to rehabilitating a drug addicted delinquent.
The day after solving The Hanged Man case is easier to handle with Cuno at your side.
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06 Oct 2022