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dirty thoughts (about you) by artemisadore, thewritingotter
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
30 Aug 2025
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Of course it would be just Thomas’ luck that his kitty would be fucking punctual as fuck.
“Door's open, come on in!” he calls, sounding more strained than he'd like. “Make yourself comfortable, sweetheart!”
God, he sounds like such a fucking perv.
But Thomas doesn't have time to worry much about that, not when he's flinging a silky robe over his boxer briefs.
But his guest must have heeded his instructions, because he can hear the light clicking of heels and a soft British accent calling primly, “Tidy Titty Kitties. Where your home is left clean, but you feel a bit dirty.”
Thomas snorts at the utter disdain dripping from the silky smooth voice. A voice that is oddly familiar, come to think of it. Which he doesn't. Think of it, that is.
At least until he rounds the corner from his kitchen to his front foyer, where he comes face to face with someone very familiar indeed.
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Thomas King, a university history professor, hires a sexy maid to help him maintain his new home. He never imagined that the tidy titty kitty would be his most brilliant (and infuriating) student, Edwin Payne.