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You're unwelcomed to Thanos' world...

Summary:

Thanos fucking despises Myunggi for getting him cancelled on twitter, affecting his rapper career and precious follower count.

So he makes a group chat including all of his friends to make fun of him, manipulate him with compromising pictures and eventually guilt trip him into apologizing.

...But it backfires. Now they're at war to see who can get out first with the cleanest reputation, dragging everyone else in the group chat.

Or: Thanos team (+ Junhee, Mina, Daeho, Myunggi) chatfic. They're all fucking stupid. Probably OOC.

Notes:

uhhhhh i spent way too much time doing this

TW FOR THE WHOLE FIC: As the tags say, there'll be a LOT of references/mentions of suicide, self-harm, drug usage, slurs, cheating, etc.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: The rise and fall of a soundcloud rapper

Chapter Text

EPICFUCKINGRAPPER added 8 contacts to a group chat.

EPICFUCKINGRAPPER changed the group chat name to ‘thanos world ohh yeahh’.

semipermanent, wlwqueenmina, MGCOIN and jun.bitcoinhater.hee left the group chat.

EPICFUCKINGRAPPER added semipermanent, wlwqueenmina, MGCOIN and jun.bitcoinhater.hee to the group chat.

 

EPICFUCKINGRAPPER:

senoritasss 💔 and doggycoin. dont leave

i made ths gc for my fellow brochachos and brochachas

and to shit on doggycoin for cancelling me on twt 🥀

 

MGCOIN:

??? You tried to cancel ME first 

I defended myself and you got cancelled, don’t bring me into that

 

semipermanent:

Don’t wanna say i dgaf about this

But i dgaf

And wtf is this name 😭

Only one here in ur world is @thanoslapdog

 

thanoslapdog has come online

 

 thanoslapdog:

get my name outta ur mouth bruh ur gonna give me women’s germs 🖕

AND WHY DO I HAVE TS NAME 💔 SYBAU I AINT THANOS LAP DOG DUDE

 

EPICFUCKINGRAPPER:

well technically yes twin but only in bed heh👅👅👅

and it was me

back whn i borrowed ur phone because fucking doggycoin got me banned off twt

i took my chance ❤️ so u know ur place namsu

 

minsushi has come online

 

gyeongsupercool has come online

 

minsushi:

Uh it’s my first message and i already feel uncomfortable

Can i leave?

 

gyeongsupercool:

@EPICFUCKINGRAPPER what’s ts for if you text us at 3am anyways

and i’d rather NOT be in a gc with you if y’all gonna start eating eachother two seconds in 😭🤞 making me jealous rn

 

thanoslapdop changed their name to notnamsu

 

notnamsu:

it feels gross being surrounded by so many girls can i leave now

 

wlwqueenmina:

Don’t worry ❤️ We also hate sharing a gc with you

Can you guys kick this fag i would actually enjoy being here

 

notnamsu:

???? oh so i’m the fag now 

u have a gf 

hope u break up.

 

jun.bitcoinhater.hee:

@wlwqueenmina Take off the heart from ur message 

He doesn’t deserve ur love sweetheart 💔

I do

 

MGCOIN:

You know what i’m actually in favour of deleting this whole ass groupchat

@EPICFUCKINGRAPPER Thanks dude for making a gc only to shit on me and adding my ex, how thoughtful

🖕 Everyone kys i’m leaving rn

 

bigtigerdaeho has come online

 

bigtigerdaeho:

Hello????

What is this??

 

jun.bitcoinhater.hee:

Daeho

I advise u to leave right now or else these people will give u rabies 

 

semipermanent:

Ermmm maybe don’t relate me to these assholes?

Minsu neither

We’re also victims 🥀

 

gyeongsupercool:

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS LEAVE ME OUT OMG

i hope this gc stays active u two fake af

 

EPICFUCKINGRAPPER:

@everyone ALR ALR EVERYONE RELAX stop stop fighting gang

@notnamsu AND YOU FUCKING JUNKIE SHUT YO ASS UR SCARING THE SENORITAS AWAY 

y’all have to help me cancel mgcoin brah….it’ll be fun…

and freaking doggycoin better stay here or i’m leaking those pics man 😂

 

MGCOIN:

WHAT PICS

HELLO WHAT PICS??

 

semipermanent

I’m actually curious

But i feel like i’ll regret if i see them so nvm

 

jun.bitcoinhater.hee:

Oh i bet it’s pictures of him DECEIVING ppl with the incelcoin 🤣

Thanos should expose him he would be doing a favour to society

 

notnamsu:

ruh roh if u guys leak those pics i MIGHT have to commit

pls thanos don’t i have a reputation to keep on shtwt man 🙏 my acc cant bear another warning

 

minsushi:

Shtwt??

I feel like it’s something illegal but what does that mean exactly..??

 

wlwqueenmina:

Oh boy you don’t wanna know

That’s a twt corner for people who are! cuckoo iykwim

@EPICFUCKINGRAPPER Leak those pics so we can kill two fags with one stone 

 

bigtigerdaeho:

Wait i got lost

I’m Thanos’ brochacho? Since when??

 

EPICFUCKINGRAPPER:

since i offered u fenta at a party and u turned me down lil bro

i like ppl who play hard to getttt 👅💦

 

bigtigerdaeho:

Oh…

You scare me

I felt touched reading that

 

EPICFUCKINGRAPPER:

Imagine when i touch u fr!! 😝

 

gyeongsupercool:

i’m leaving.

namgyu can u give ur lil bf the strap or a needle or whatever so he can stop flirting with the only acceptable single man in here

he’s making everyone UNCOMFORTABLE.

 

notnamsu:

so ure accusing me of being a faggot??? alr gyeongsu i see how it is

no more coke for u the good namgyu is done

gyeongsupercool reacted with 🖕

go kys

 

semipermanent:

Damn that was the good namgyu 😭

And everyone knows u swing that way dumbass

Literally misogynistic and in a situationship with like half of the male population and u think gyeongsu revealed a big secret LMAO

 

notnamsu:

oh did i fucking ask u??? bitch

go with ur stupid omega he looks like he’s missing sum vitamin d 😂

 

minsushi:

I was going to tell her to not go so hard on you but nvm 

 

notnamsu:   

AND U @EPICFUCKINGRAPPER leak those pics and i’ll team up w mgcoin to bash u on drugtwt for stealing my adderall and hitting me in the face with a cooking pot

 

MGCOIN:

I feel icky agreeing with you

But yes

I’m only here because my reputation is at stake, i still wish death upon every member of this gc

 

jun.bitcoinhater.hee:

Omg this is so scary incelcoin is wishing death upon us

Maybe wish to be a better person!! Hope this helps

 

wlwqueenmina:

Girl, with everything Junhee said about you

I agree that getting cancelled is a you problem rather than a we problem

 

MGCOIN:

You’re going to be on my suicide note.

 

EPICFUCKINGRAPPER:

OKAY OKAY ALR

stob it

i aint leaking nuthing but puppycoin better behave 

@wlwqueenmina @jun.bitcoinhater.hee ts so funny keep bullying him 😆 love yall for ths senoritas

 

jun.bitcoinhater.hee:

On second thought 

I don’t wanna bully him anymore thanks

 

wlwqueenmina:

Uh me neither stop calling us ur senoritas 💔 It’s giving me the ick

 

minsushi:

Well, i don’t think anyone is going to snitch

Can’t you tell us at least what the photos are about?? 

 

gyeongsupercool:

oh i bet twenty effing dollars that it’s some NASTY pics about namsu and mgcoin

 

semipermanent:

Same

@gyeongsupercool Hey if you’re right let’s split the money i need to pay rent twin 💔

 

bigtigerdaeho:

I'm gonna say what i think it is

I bet it’s pics of them doing something illegal 

 

MGCOIN:

YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME WHO SAID YOU COULD BET ON THAT 

 

bigtigerdaeho:

Sorry

I’ve heard things about you

 

EPICFUCKINGRAPPER:

mmffghh yes daeho ask him for forgiveness 🤤🤤 on ur knees now go

 

bigtigerdaeho:

???

How do i block people in this app

 

minsushi:

Don’t block him 😭

I tried doing that and he showed up at my doorstep

You don’t want a drunk Thanos kicking your door down at 3AM 

Trust me

 

jun.bitcoinhater.hee:

As someone who does know Myunggi

It’s 100% pics of those two matching each other's freak to a dangerous point

 

notnamsu:

these bets are starting to pmo because y’all acting like i’m not reading ts

but ok being fr i AM in those pics

and THAT IS NONE OF U GUYSES BUSINESS BRUH🖕

 

wlwqueenmina:

Excuse me it IS my problem i feed off nosiness

And i also need breaking news for my youtube commentary channel

So

If Thanos leaks everything then i’ll make you two a sunnyD style video

 

MGCOIN:

He is NOT LEAKING ANYTHING

Because if he does then i’m releasing the suicidecoin and nobody is seeing me again i’m being for real

 

semipermanent:

How about you release the jobapplicationcoin 🤞

Oh sorry tw for job application i know that triggers some people in here

 

gyeongsupercool:

i know ur talking about namsu over here but as an unemployed person that felt like a slur

 

EPICFUCKINGRAPPER:

gyeongsu my boy i offered u a job as my personal dealer and u refused ❤️‍🩹

be careful or u might beat bitchycoin to being homeless lil brah

ohmy freakjing god i dropped my vape

wait a sec guys keep being funny imade a huge mess 😒 gyeongsu’s fault 

 

EPICFUCKINGRAPPER has come offline

 

gyeongsupercool:

i wish i took that offer so i could overdose right now

don’t call me ur boy u fake af too 

putting everyone in here in my opps list 

 

gyeongsupercool has come offline

 

bigtigerdaeho:

I feel like I'm getting grouped with certain people despite barely knowing everyone here…

 

semipermanent:

Yeah, you should get used to it 🥀 

Gyeongsu crashes out once in a while and blocks everyone but he’ll go back to normal in a while probably

 

notnamsu:

@MGCOIN don’t worry twinbrochacho i’m making a thread to expose this retard we’re not getting cancelled trust me on ts

 

notnamsu has come offline

 

MGCOIN:

When the fuck did i give my consent to this 

You’re just going to make it worse

NAMGYU DON’T

YOU IDIOT

OHMY GOD

 

MGCOIN has come offline

 

wlwqueenmina:

Omg stalking you people on twt actually worked

[wlwqueenmina attached a screenshot]

Can’t believe Namgyu actually made a thread LMAOOO

Ts too funny i gotta make a video now

 

wlwqueenmina has come offline

 

jun.bitcoinhater.hee:

Thread of why @choisubongofficial is a fucking liar, cheater, drug smugler, abuser, gaslighter and manipulator??? Did he just look up every negative adjective or smth

This is crazy

Hyunju is gonna laugh sm i gotta show this to her LOL

 

jun.bitcoinhater.hee has come offline

 

bigtigerdaeho:

Oh

? Why am i tagged on the x app

WHATTHE HELL

SINCE WHEN DOES NAMGYUHAVE PICTURS OFME AND THANOS MAKNG OUT???

WHEN DIDTHIS HAPPWN

OH GOD IFJUNGBAE SEES THIS HES GONNA DISOWN ME 

JUNHEE PLEASECOME BACK DONT SEND THAT TO ANYONW

 

bigtigerdaeho has come offline

 

minsushi:

I’m so glad i didn’t go to that party

That looks really crazy

I think I would've fainted if I drank that much alcohol..

 

gyeongsupercool has come online

 

gyeongsupercool:

i was about to put everyone on the death note but this made me giggle so bad 😭

daeho king it’s fine who hasn’t made out w someone of the same gender in a party

 

semipermanent:

You’re only saying that because you didn’t scroll far enough LMAO

Well that’s enough twt for today i didn’t need to hear a 30 second audio of Thanos calling Daeho a puppy

 

gyeongsupercool:

IT’S SO MUCH BETTER THAN WHAT I IMAGINED 💔

OH THANOS 😝 FINALLY GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED I’M BRINGING THIS UP EVERYTIME WE HANG OUT 

 

EPICFUCKINGRAPPER has come online

 

EPICFUCKINGRAPPER:

wha

whathfe

????????

@notnamsu @MGCOIN whwre did u guys get these pictures

mY FOLLOWRRS

THATAUDIO IS SO OLD HOW DID THIS FAGEVEN FIND THAT OMG NAMSU WHEN I FUCKING CATCH YOU YOU’RE A DEAD MAN

DOGGYCOIN YOU BETTER BE PREPARNG THE BLADE BECAUSE KYS WILLBE BETTWER THAN WHAT I’LL DO TO YOU BOY 

THIS IS SOOO UNFAIRRRRRRRR MYYY FLLLOWERRSSS

EVERYONE FAKE AS FUCK I WAS CLEANIGNTHE FLLOOOR AND NOBODY WANERNED ME

YOU GYS ARE UNWEEELLCOOMEMED TO THANOS WORLD IF I OD RIGHTWNOW ITS YALSFAULTT

 

EPICFUCKINGRAPPER has come offline