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1. Hootline Bling [PODFIC] by 221BasketCase for NeverALonelyDay

   Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   23 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Blitzo/Stolas Goetia
   • Blitzo (Helluva Boss)
   • Stolas Goetia
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Phone Sex
   • sex hotline
   • Dialogue Heavy
   • Extremely so lol
   • Blitzo Has a Spiked Penis (Helluva Boss)
   • Oral Sex
   • Face-Fucking
   • Cloacalingus
   • Cloacal Sex
   • I love using those two tags
   • Double Penetration
   • by two separate Blitzos lol
   • Masturbation
   • Top Blitzo (Helluva Boss)
   • Bottom Stolas Goetia
   • all the sex tags except masturbation are fantasy
   • Not Beta Read
   • Comedy
   • Podfic
   • Podfic Length: 30-45 Minutes
   • Bro this is an amazing one-shot
   • I used all the original tags
   • Narrator is a fucking fan
   • Stolas POV
   • Stolas Goetia Has a Cloaca

   Summary

   This is an audio recording of Hootline Bling by NeverALonelyDay

   Original Summary:

   Stolas tries to get talk therapy over the phone by calling a number he found on Voxhoo! Answers.

   Does he end up calling a sex hotline instead? Yes.

   Is Blitzø working that sex hotline? Also yes.

   I think you can probably see where this is going.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Helluva One-Shot Podfics

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   10

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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