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August 23rd - First Day of Classes
(3:32 pm) Hey, Pads, where’d you go?
(3:34 pm) Sorry, got cornered by a bunch of the snakes
(3:34 pm) meet you back at the room?
(3:34 pm) Dude, I’m at the Greek Fair, these guys are actually cool.
(3:35 pm) Wait.
(3:35 pm) Which dudes
(3:35 pm) IF YOU SAY YOU ACTUALLY /LIKE/ THE SNAKES IM GONNA KILL YOU JAMES POTTER
(3:37 pm) PRONGS
(3:40 pm) PRONGS THIS IS NOT FUNNY
(3:41 pm) PRONGS WHICH FRAT ARE YOU TALKING TO
(3:41 pm) WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE
(3:41 pm) DO NOT SAY THE SNAKES THEYRE ASSHOLES
(3:42 pm) MY COUSIN IS A SNAKE YOU CANNOT BE A SNAKE JAMES
(3:42 pm) MY FATHER WAS A ZETA SNAKE MY WHOLE FAMILY HAS BEEN SNAKES NOOOOOOO
(3:42 pm) PRONGS
(3:42 pm) Calm the fuck down, pads
(3:43 pm) ANSWER ME
(3:43 pm) YOURE ALIVE!! YOU HAVENT BEEN BRAINWASHED BY THE SNAKES
(3:44 pm) NO I HAVENT IVE FOUND A DIFFERENT REALLY COOL FRAT
(3:44 pm) Why’re you shouting, jesus
(3:45 pm) ...padfoot…
(3:45 pm) Fine! Which frat?
(3:46 pm) The lions. They’re the Gammas
(3:46 pm) YES! MY PARENTS HATE THE GAMMA LIONS! FUCK YES YES YES YES
(3:46 pm) were joining
(3:48 pm) I’m coming back to the room now
(3:48 pm) You know we actually have to go through rush to join a frat, we can’t just sign up like we did with football
(3:48 pm) bugger off
(3:39 pm) Anyway you wont have a problem, wasn’t Monty a Gamma Lion?
(3:40 pm) Yes, but we still have to go through the process
(3:41 pm) No, *I* have to go through the process
(3:41 pm) You’ll have gotten in already, mr legacy golden child
(3:42 pm) Shut up
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(4:02 pm) Remus Lupin
(4:07 pm) You are now saved in my phone!
(4:08 pm) My last name’s Evans, by the way
(4:12 pm) Nice to meet you Lily Evans!
(4:13 pm) This is good, now I don’t have to save you in my phone as “Lily Biology Class”
(4:14 pm) Real quick, do you know anything about greek life here?
(4:15 pm) Lol, I do the same thing with my contacts
(4:15 pm) No, neither of my parents went greek. What about you?
(4:15 pm) My dad was a Gamma Lion, but he doesn’t really care where I go. My mom was a Rho Raven and she loved it.
(4:16 pm) I don’t even know if I’m going to go greek, you know?
(4:17 pm) Rush happens so soon I just wanna “be single for a while and find myself”
(4:19 pm) ha! I know what you mean, I feel the same way a lot of the time.
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(6:20 pm) So, my roommate is a pain in the ass and I need to get out of this room. Do you wanna get dinner together?
(6:24 pm) When I said the “be single and find myself” piece, I wasn’t just talking about rush
(6:25 pm) But if I’m mis-reading your intentions then YES PLEASE COMPANY AND FOOD WHAT COULD BE BETTER
(6:26 pm) LOL LOL LOL LOL
(6:27 pm) Sorry, just, LOL
(6:27 pm) No, I was NOT asking you out
(6:28 pm) Not that you’re not cool or anything, just
(6:28 pm) I’m gay as fuck
(6:29 pm) LOL
(6:29 pm) I’m glad we got that cleared up!
(6:30 pm) Meet at the dining hall at 7?
(6:30 pm) Sounds perfect
August 28th - First Day of Rush
(6:12 am) ITS THE FIRST DAY OF RUSH! ARE YOU AWAKE??????
(6:13 am) I am going to kill you.
(6:13 am) It’s saturday, why the hell are you awake at this hour
(6:14 am) BECAUSE MY ASSHOLE OF A ROOMMATE IS RUSHING AND IS SPENDING WAY TOO MUCH TIME BLOW DRYING HIS LONG GREASY HAIR
(6:14 am) So, if I’m awake, I figured I’d wake you up too to commiserate with me
(6:15 am) This is why I live alone
(6:15 am) Tell Snape to go shove his head in a toilet
(6:16 am) NO!! THEN HE’D JUST HAVE TO BLOW DRY IT ALL OVER AGAIN!
(6:16 am) Lol
(6:16 am) Well, as much as I enjoy being awake at fucking not-even-daylight-o-clock, I’m going back to bed
(6:17 am) Tell Snape to eat slugs
(6:17 am) GO ZETA SNAKES!
(6:17 am) fuck off
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(7:56 am) I CANT BELIEVE THEY SPLIT US UP
(7:56 am) I KNOW
(7:56 am) THOSE ASSHOLES!
(7:57 am) FUCKING LAST NAMES!
(7:57 am) I tried to convince Dad to adopt you
(7:57 am) MONTY!!!
(7:58 am) I miss your family
(7:58 am) Dude, now is not the time to be sentimental
(7:59 am) THEY’RE CALLING US IN! WE’RE GONNA GO INSIDE ANY SECOND! KILL ME
(7:59 am) Have fun with the snakes!
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(9:11 am) So, how were the snakes?
(9:11 am) Fuck off
(9:12 am) Pad, talk to me, how bad was it
(9:12 am) They stuck me with Malfoy
(9:13 am) Oh god
(9:13 am) You didn’t do anything did you?
(9:14 am) Padfoot...
(9:15 am) I behaved.
(9:15 am) I’m sorry
(9:18 am) I’m about to go into the Lions, wish me luck!
(9:19 am) You don’t need luck, legacy boy!
(9:19 am) Good luck though
(9:19 am) Thanks
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(10:21 am) So, the Eagles aren’t that bad!
(10:22 am) I mean, I’m excited to go to the Lions
(10:22 am) Saving the best for last and all that
(10:23 am) I’m going to the Badger’s next
(10:23 am) But the Rho Eagles are actually kinda okay
(10:24 am) Prongs?
(10:24 am) Prongs, how were the Lions?
(10:25 am) Look, I’m sorry about being short with you earlier
(10:26 am) You know what those people are like to me
(10:27 am) I’m sorry
(10:28 am) NO IM SORRY OH MY GOD THE LIONS WERE AMAZING AND I SAW A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY FATHER HUNG UP LIKE A MOTHER FUCK BEACON OF GOD IT WAS WAY TOO FUCKING WEIRD MAN
(10:28 am) HE LIVES!!
(10:28 am) I’m like riding some kind of high!
(10:28 am) Well, have fun with the snakes then
(10:29 am) Ugg yeah
(10:29 am) Good luck with the Badgers ;)
(10:29 am) P.S. They’re all stoners
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(11:31 am) I didn’t know it was possible to be this hungry
(11:32 am) Does padfoot have the munchies???
(11:32 am) I should have gotten breakfast with you
(11:32 am) Yes you should have, you should listen to me more
(11:33 am) But then I wanted sleeeep
(11:33 am) Now I just want foood
(11:34 am) We’ll be done in a hour and then we can get food
(11:34 am) How were the snakes for you?
(11:35 am) Not too bad
(11:36 am) I spit in Malfoy’s water
(11:36 am) I don’t think he noticed
(11:36 am) YES!!!! THIS IS WHY MONTY AND MIA ARE ADOPTING ME!!
(11:37 am) Lol
(11:37 am) Calm down dude
(11:37 am) It’s just so perfect! I can’t even
(11:38 am) YOURE ABOUT TO GO MEET THE LIONS!!!
(11:38 am) GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!
(11:39 am) Fuck off legacy golden boy
(11:39 am) Good luck padfoot!
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(12:42 pm) I AM GOING TO DIE OF STARVATION
(12:42 pm) WHY AREN’T THEY LETTING US GO????
(12:42 pm) I JUST WANT FOOOOOD
(12:43 pm) My guy said it ends at 12 50
(12:43 pm) THIS IS CLOSE ENOUGH OH MY GOD WHY MUST WE WAIT 7 MINUTES
(12:44 pm) I DON’T KNOW BUT I COULD EAT A HOUSE
(12:44 pm) Oh thank god, I was worried for a minute
(12:45 pm) SEE EATING BREAKFAST DIDN’T ACTUALLY HELP YOU AT ALL
(12:45 pm) Fuck off padfoot, Im too hungry for this shit
(12:46 pm) How was Gamma Lion?
(12:47 pm) DUDE
(12:47 pm) I can’t
(12:47 pm) ?
(12:48 pm) I have no words to describe how amazing it was
(12:48 pm) Good :)
(12:49 pm) Ill tell you more after weve eaten some GOD DAMN FOOD
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(12:43 pm) So, I know this is our first real weekend and all, but is campus supposed to be this quiet?
(12:44 pm) Lol, I know what you mean
(12:44 pm) The dining hall is literally dead
(12:45 pm) It’s me and a group of international students - that’s it
(12:45 pm) Lol, I’m at the Library and it’s me and this girl who keeps sneezing
(12:45 pm) There’s a girl in my chem class who sneezes all the time!
(12:46 pm) Maybe it’s the same girl
(12:46 pm) Lol, maybe
(12:46 pm) Mystery sneezing girl, we shall never know…
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(12:54 pm) LILY
(12:54 pm) REMUS
(12:55 pm) LILY I’VE BEEN INVADED
(12:55 pm) What do you mean?
(12:56 pm) I MEAN EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER JUST CAME POURING INTO THE FUCKING DINING HALL
(12:56 pm) What the hell is happening?
(12:57 pm) You mean it’s no longer you and the international kids?
(12:57 pm) NO LILY I MEAN ITS ME AND LITERALLY 300 OTHER PEOPLE!!!
(12:58 pm) AND THEYRE ALL WEARING THE SAME SHIRT WHAT THE HELL
(12:59 pm) Remus….
(12:59 pm) They were probably all rushing
(12:59 pm) First round probably ended
(1:00 pm) JESUS CHRIST LILY
(1:00 pm) It was terrifying, like a tsunami of people or something
(1:00 pm) I am the only one not wearing white or black
(1:01 pm) DAMN ME AND MY PURPLE SWEATER
(1:01 pm) Lol!!
(1:02 pm) This is fantastic!!
(1:02 pm) Who’s wearing which color?
(1:03 pm) THE BOYS ARE IN BLACK AND THE GIRLS ARE IN WHITE AND HERE I AM IN MOTHER FUCKING PURPLE
(1:03 pm) THEY ARE GOING TO CASTRATE ME AND THROW ME IN A HOLE
(1:04 pm) Really now?
(1:04 pm) YES!! I AM THEIR TOKEN GENDER QUEER FUK AND THEY ARE ALL GOING TO KILL ME
(1:04 pm) Remus, has anyone actually talked to you?
(1:06 pm) no
(1:06 pm) Has anyone looked at you in a threatening manner?
(1:07 pm) no
(1:07 pm) Has anyone given you any reason to think you are in danger?
(1:08 pm) lily...
(1:08 pm) I'm just covering my bases :)
(1:09 pm) You could always come hang with me at the Library
(1:09 pm) It’s not like I’m getting real work done now anyway
(1:10 pm) Lily…
(1:10 pm) Yes, Remus?
(1:10 pm) I think I just found god
(1:11 pm) Ummm
(1:11 pm) I’m gonna need more of an explanation than that, please
(1:12 pm) One of these guys is HOT
(1:12 pm) AS
(1:12 pm) HELL
(1:13 pm) Oh my god!!!
(1:13 pm) No seriously, Lily!
(1:14 pm) He’s got long, shoulder length, black hair that keeps flopping into his face. He’s not white, racially ambiguous, brown, I guess. His jeans are all tight and clinging to his ass and his has black leather boots on and OH MY GOD HIS FINGERNAILS ARE PAINTED BLACK!!!!
(1:15 pm) LILY DO YOU KNOW WHAT PAINTED FINGERNAILS MEANS
(1:15 pm) That he likes manicures?
(1:15 pm) HE MIGHT NOT BE STRAIGHT!
(1:16 pm) I have never heard that before in my life
(1:16 pm) DO NOT CRUSH MY DREAMS
(1:17 pm) Go ask him out then!
(1:17 pm) I can’t do that!
(1:18 pm) Why?
(1:18 pm) I don’t even know his name!
(1:19 pm) Then ask him his name, THEN ask him out
(1:19 pm) Lily, I might be the biologically male on in this scenario, but you 100% have more balls than me
(1:20 pm) Lol
(1:20 pm) Look, at least introduce yourself!
(1:21 pm) No no no, can’t do it
(1:22 pm) Remus….
(1:23 pm) Nope! Can’t
(1:23 pm) I’m coming to visit you in the library
(1:24 pm) What the fuck?
(1:25 pm) Remus, what’s going on? Are you okay?
(1:26 pm) There’s something I gotta tell you
(1:26 pm) Okay, I’m on the third floor. Just follow the sneezes