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  1. Failure to Communicate by

    Fandoms: DCU  

    28 Jul 2025

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    After one too many explosive arguments, Superman and Batman are sentenced to two weeks of conflict resolution therapy at a resort.

    Bruce won’t talk. Clark won’t stop listening.

    Especially when Bruce starts making nightly bathroom noises that are absolutely not for Clark’s ears.

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