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1. My Captain Set Me Up On A Blind Date With WHO??? by Viccar

   Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   06 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Ratchet/Starscream (Transformers)
   • Ratchet/Thundercracker (Transformers)
   • Ratchet/Skywarp/Starscream/Thundercracker (Transformers)
   • Ratchet/Skywarp (Transformers)
   • Megatron/Optimus Prime
   • Ratchet & Rodimus | Rodimus Prime
   • Optimus Prime & Ratchet
   • Ratchet (Transformers)
   • Rodimus | Rodimus Prime
   • Starscream (Transformers)
   • Skywarp (Transformers)
   • Thundercracker (Transformers)
   • Smut
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Slow Burn
   • mentions of unrequited love
   • Sticky Sexual Interfacing (Transformers)
   • Post-Cybertronian Civil War
   • Cybertron (Transformers)
   • Blind Date
   • Rodimus what have you DONE
   • Optimus fumbles AGAIN
   • Optimus is mentioned not directly involved
   • Foursome
   • Seeker Trines (Transformers)
   • I think that’s all the tags I need
   • Some angst
   • No Beta

   Summary

   It’s several vorns after the war, and Ratchet is old and alone. Suddenly, Rodimus has a really stupid idea and Ratchet gets more than he had ever expected.

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   English

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