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1. Biding My Time, Drinking His Wine by gloriousdisco

   Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   08 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hans Capon/Henry
   • Hans Capon
   • Henry (Kingdom Come: Deliverance)
   • Smut
   • Dirty Talk
   • hans capon’s canonically Bad dirty talk
   • Masturbation
   • Coming Untouched
   • Drinking
   • the inherent homoeroticism of talking about sex with ur bro
   • virgin henry
   • Attempt at Humor
   • hans capon/the concept of a woman
   • whats better than this? guys bein dudes
   • set during KCD1
   • Sexual Tension

   Summary

   “Henry! Do you doubt my bedroom prowess?”

   His page set him with a withered look, though his eyes dropped down Hans’ body quicker than the snap of a branch; skimming the outline of him through his attire, peeking at the bottom of his pourpoint as if to assess his claim. Hans let his legs open a little wider; confident, smug. Henry blinked and brought his gaze back up in an instant, cheeks a faint shade of pink.

   “I think you exaggerate.”

   —

   or: hans learns henry is inexperienced. hans considers himself something of a sexpert. cue a very involved and highly heterosexual discussion of intimacy.
   intimacy with a girl.
   obviously.

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