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    “So, when do I get to meet him?” His voice was sharp, and his question slightly pointed.

    Zedaph’s head snapped around so quickly, that he could’ve sworn he heard it pop.

    “Meet who?”

    Tango laughed. It was, on the surface, a happy sound; however, there was something underlying it, a- coldness.

    “This guy you’ve been sneaking out to meet! I mean, c’mon, three months and you haven’t even introduced us? What kind of boyfriend are you?”

    “I mean, it’s not really like that-”

    “Oh, I see… So is it like a friends with benefits thing then or-”

    “Tango!” He cried, mortified, now fully facing him on the bed.

    “-No! It’s not that.”

    “Then what?" The man asked, "-What is it Zed? What is it that you’re so terrified of telling me?!”

    -OR-
    Zedaph is the vigilante 'Worm Man,' (brilliant name, I know).
    And in order to excuse his many absences, from the rest of Team ZITS, he pretends to have a fake boyfriend.

    It… goes about as well as you'd imagine it would.

    Title from ‘Meet me in the city’ by Lord Huron
    Chapter Titles from ‘Setting Sun’ by Lord Huron

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