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1. I May Have Infiltrated A Body Waxing Cult - A Satirical Spy Fantasy by BPStones

   Fandoms: Original Work  

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   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   07 Oct 2025

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   • Pofi Pavu; Flossi Pavu; Brindy Pavu; Mono: Moly
   • Emotional Funtasy
   • absurd comedy
   • magical spy satire
   • gnomes deserve better
   • bureaucracy is the real villain
   • cult but make it moisturizing
   • inept spies
   • emotional trauma (but make it funny)
   • self doubt but fighting on anyway
   • definitely not a metaphor for capitalism (nope!)
   • Original Character(s)
   • Original Fiction
   • POV Original Female Character
   • Fantasy
   • Magical Realism
   • Gnomes
   • Espionage
   • Friendship
   • Identity
   • Failure recovery arc
   • Really odd idea for a sidekick
   • Don’t mess with Gnomes
   • Absurd
   • Absurd fantasy
   • Found Family
   • Satirical Spy
   • Satire

   Summary

   Pofi Pavu is a gnome undercover agent with all the wrong qualifications: no stealth, no confidence, and a partner who’s literally a chameleon. When a suspicious waxing guild begins recruiting in the Realm, Pofi stumbles into a conspiracy of baldness, bureaucracy, and body horror.

   This is an original Emotional Funtasy story—satirical, heartfelt, and absurd. Think: magical gadgets, cult indoctrination, spy failures, and way too much wax. It is taken from The Absurd Fantasy Archive (TAFA).

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   20,078

   Chapters:

   10/24

   Comments:

   5

   Kudos:

   2

   Hits:

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