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Kaede Akamatsu created a group chat
Kaede Akamatsu has added Iruma Miu and 14 others to the group cha
Kaede Akamatsu has changed the group chat’s name to The 79th Class
11 PM
Kaede Akamatsu: Hi guys! I was talking with Chiaki and she told me that their class has a group chat soooo I decided that we should have one too:)
Gonta Gokuhara: Gonta is glad to be on the group chat :D
Miu Iruma: are you fucking bored Kaediot? The gorgeous girl genius has better things to do than texting with all of you fuckers lol
Kaede Akamatsu: no one forces you to be on it Miu! You can obviously leave if you want.
Miu Iruma: whatever
Angie Yonaga: Atua greets you all!
Kaede Akamatsu: Hi Angie!
Kokichi Oma: Hiiii everyone~! Hehehe, don’t tell me you’re all gonna use this chat for boring stuff like “hi” and “hello”. That’s so lame!
Kaito Momota: Shut up, Oma. Not everything has to be a prank.
Kokichi Oma: Awwww, Kaito’s mad already? Guess I win >:3
Shuichi Saihara: Um… I think it’s actually a good idea to have a group chat. It might help us communicate better.
Miu Iruma: communicate my ass. what’s next? group meditation??
Angie Yonaga: Ohhh yes! That sounds wonderful, Iruma! We could pray together to Atua through text!
Miu Iruma: …that wasn’t a suggestion, freak.
Rantaro Amami: Wow, you guys are lively already. This might actually be fun.
Tenko Chabashira: Finally, a place where I can warn the girls about degenerate males 24/7!!
Kokichi Oma: Can’t wait to mute you.
Kaede Akamatsu: Please don’t fight already, we just started this chat…
Himiko Yumeno: nngh… this better not take too much energy… I’m saving my magic for later…
Tenko Chabashira: Don’t worry, Himiko! I’ll protect you from every degenerate male in this chat!!
Korekiyo Shinguji: Human interaction in this form is truly fascinating. A digital web connecting souls across devices.
Tsumugi Shirogane: Actually… that would be kind of cool. Maybe we could roleplay in here too?
Miu Iruma: oh great the cosplayer wants to larp in the gc. kill me.
Kaede Akamatsu: Guys, please! I wanted this to be a nice group chat where we can all talk together…
Kokichi Oma: Mission failed already lol
Ryoma Hoshi: …this is already too loud
Kokichi Oma: shorty speaks :00
Ryoma Hoshi: say that again and I’m blocking you
Kokichi Oma: lolll ok ok don’t cry
Maki Harukawa: this is pointless
Kaede Akamatsu: it’s not pointless maki! it’s supposed to help us stay connected
Miu Iruma: you all should get a life
Kaito Momota: seriously iruma just leave if you hate it so much
Kokichi Oma: YES MOMOTA FOR ONCE YOU SAID SOMETHING SMART
Himiko Yumeno: zzzzz wake me up when something fun happens
Angie Yonaga: don’t worry himiko fun will come soon because Atua says so
Rantaro Amami: I mean it is kinda fun already watching everyone argue
Kokichi Oma: seeee it’s entertaining chaos is my specialty
Shuichi Saihara: as long as it doesn’t get out of hand…
Kokichi Oma: oh don’t worry detective boy I’ll behave… or not
Miu Iruma: lmao behave my ass oma ur the LAST person here who can do that
Kokichi Oma: trueee 😜😜😜😜
Kaito Momota: dammit stop spamming emojis
Kokichi Oma: 🚀🚀🚀 MOMOTA SPACE IDIOT 🚀🚀🚀
Kaede Akamatsu: omaaaa please
Himiko Yumeno: oh cool rockets… do they run on mana…?
Tenko Chabashira: himiko nooo dont fall for his tricks!! degenerate rockets!!
Ryoma Hoshi: how is a rocket degenerate
Tenko Chabashira: men made them thats how
Miu Iruma: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Korekiyo Shinguji: rockets are indeed an invention born from mankind’s desire to reach beyond its own cage… fascinating…
Miu Iruma: bro stfu no one asked for ur creepy ted talk
Rantaro Amami: this group chat is already out of control huh
Kaede Akamatsu: i just wanted a normal place to talk together…
Kokichi Oma: normal?? in THIS class?? LMAO
Kirumi Tojo: It’s late already… go to sleep guys and save your energy for tomorrow.
Kaito Momota: okay mom
Kirumi Tojo: please stop calling me that.
Kaito Momota: okay mom
Kirumi Tojo: just stop.
Kokichi Oma: but moooom you’re really like a mom to us
Kirumi Tojo:
Kaito Momota: okay okay let’s just go to sleep
Kaede Akamatsu: yep I’m actually really tired… good night guys!<3
Shuichi Saihara: good night Kaede!
Angie Yonaga: Atua and I are sleepy too. Good night!:3
Kiibo: bye guys! Let’s chat tomorrow after classes