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Katsuki snorted and leaned his head back on Deku’s desk, looking up at Deku’s wide green eyes upside down.
“You seriously tellin’ me that you wrote Reader x All Might fanfiction on Wattpad when we were in junior high?” Katsuki giggled, never breaking eye contact with Izuku, who was heavily blushing.
“And you questioned why the whole school bullied you,” Katsuki continued, reaching up to flick the greenette’s nose, “hell, Deku, you kinda got off easy there. Kariage woulda strapped you to a tree and read it out loud while Dehisa woulda been filming ‘n I woulda been laughing.”
”Shut up, Kacchan,” Deku mumbled, blushing furiously, “I didn’t think anyone would ever find the stories. It was a mistake pulling up my Wattpad in class. It was a mistake ever having a Wattpad account,” he stared up blankly at the ceiling, “everything was a mistake.”
“My guy,” Katsuki said, amused, still looking up at Izuku, “did you genuinely have a for real crush on All fucking Might?”
At this point, the whole class had taken to staring at Bakugou and Midoriya’s conversation, some of their jaws dropping in shock and disbelief.
”Bakubro’s gotta be lying, right? Midobro’s too manly for that,” Kirishima tried to convince himself, and the whole class, as he looked over Sero to make eye contact with Izuku and Katsuki.
”Nah, Shitty Hair, take a look,” Katsuki lazily typed on his phone, pulling up a new tab with Deku’s Wattpad dashboard.
The username read ILoveAllMight and had a total of 27 finished All Might x Reader fictions.
“It’s not what it looks like, I swear,” Izuku frantically tried to defend, hiding his flushed cheeks and face in his hands.
Sero’s eyes widened and he almost fell off his seat, and Mineta started grinning like a maniac.
”How can you call me a creep, when Midoriya here, is writing self inserts with our Sensei,” Mineta said, still grinning gleefully.
Yaoyorozu slapped him harshly across the back of his head to get him to shut up, but she also gave Izuku a weird look.
”Kacchan,” Izuku whimpered, still hiding his face from view, “I hate you.”
”See, Deku, you uh, you kinda brought this upon yourself,” Katsuki smirked, “I just broadcasted it to the rest of the class, and now Round Cheek’s never gonna look at you the same.”
Deku finally moved his hands from his face, and scanned the class’s expressions.
”I was a kid, Kacchan. I was like twelve when I wrote them, give me a break,” Izuku said, his face still pink, “I could tell everyone about when you made an OnlyFans and gained a hundred thousand followers. Or when you and Kari got shitfaced at break when we were thirteen, because Dehisa had managed to source tequila and wanted to test it on you, and then you made it through the whole day drunk, and no one noticed.”
”Well shit Deku, you’ve technically told them already,” said Katsuki, not looking the least bit fazed. He glanced across the room, and rolled his eyes. “You shitheads don’t need to be looking so shocked, I’ve done worse,” he cackled.
”Dude, I’m kinda scared,” Sero muttered, scooting his chair away from Bakugou slightly.
“I kinda wanna see what Midoriya’s written,” piped up Kaminari.
Bakugou tossed him his phone, and snorted, “Have at it, Dunce Face. Read it all out loud for good measure.”
Kaminari scrolled for a bit, before loudly reading out, “You look at All Might closely, staring him in the eye before feeling your heart flip. He just saved you… from an evil villain. He picks you up, noticing you were shaking, and brushes hair off your forehead, and sets you down on a bench. He tilts your head up, ever so gently, and whispers, ‘Oh, Y/N, are you okay,’ before pulling you in for a tender hug.” After reading the short paragraph that was chapter one, Denki burst into laughter, wiping a tear from his eye.
Katsuki had started choking on his own spit after laughing so loudly, and the rest of the class still looked mildly horrified, though some had slight amused expressions.
Bakugou turned to Izuku between gasping laughs, and asked, “Deku, what the fuck was that?”
”Shut upp,” the green haired boy whined, his cheeks heating up even more. “I’m going to pull up your OnlyFans if you don’t stop.”
“Dude, if you haven’t noticed, I don’t give a shit. I know I’m sexy, sexy hot, and if the rest of the class wants to see it, who I am I to take that away from them?” Katsuki smirked as he spread his legs even wider, getting more comfortable in his seat.
Izuku groaned, and smashed his head into the desk with annoyance. Sero stared, and Kirishima looked like he’d shat himself with the shocking allegations against the childhood friends.
“Good morning Sensei,” Iida greeted, noticing Aizawa enter the room, albeit him still looking mildly in shock.
Aizawa just grunted in response, and walked to the podium.
“Apologies for being late,” he said dryly, not sounding very sorry, “I take it you’re ready to start?”
”Sorry Sensei, but uh, I think Deku’d like to share something with the class..?” Katsuki smirked, gesturing to Izuku, who lifted his head up and sighed weakly.
“No. No I would not. Kacchan was mistaken,” the boy said with a groan.
”Okay,” Aizawa replied slowly, slightly confused, but he brushed it off.
The rest of the day, was uneventful, until Izuku walked into the dorms, to see Katsuki facetiming Kariage.
”Hey, Kari, didya hear? Deku’s writing self insert All Might Wattpad,” Katsuki smirked to Kariage, who choked after laughing too much.
The greenette rushed over, and snatched the phone out of the blonde’s hands.
”Kariage, listen to me, Kacchan’s bringing this up from when I was twelve, if you spread this I’m telling that pretty girl you’ve been looking at you’re gay.”
”Dude, chill, it’s not that deep,” Kariage snorted, while he appeared to be eating something, “doesn’t your whole class know already?”
”Yeah, but Dehisa doesn’t. Dehisa will tie me to a chair and read it out in front of an audience. I’m not risking this.”
”Fuck, fine. Where’d Katsuki go?” the black haired boy asked, peering through the screen.
“He’s under me,” Izuku said.
”He’s WHAT now?” Kariage questioned.
”I’m sitting on his face, so he doesn’t say anything,” Deku clarified.
”Gayy,” the boy drawled.
Deku flushed pink, and moved slightly off Katsuki’s face.
“YOU FUCKIN’ SHITNERD!” Katsuki yelled, “I DON’T WANT YOUR ASS UP MY MOUTH EVER FUCKIN’ AGAIN!”
Izuku placidly patted Katsuki’s hair, and he calmed down.
”Y’gotta teach me that trick, bro,” Kariage murmured, mildly in awe.
“Nah,” Izuku grinned.
“‘M adding Dehisa to the call,” Kariage retorted, tapping on his screen.
”No, we’re done here,” said the freckled boy quickly, cutting the call.
Todoroki walked in, witnessed the scene, and promptly turned around and walked out.
Izuku sighed, and turned to Katsuki, who was still under him.
“You are a little bitch.”
Katsuki just smirked.