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chat named was changed to>>> you shall pay for your crimes, clean up the fucking slat
Kaz: anyone care to explain why the slat is in its current state?
Nina:.... in my defence Jesper started it
Jesper: NINA STARTED IT
Nina: DID NOT YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON
Matthias: Shut up you absolute children
Jesper: FUCK OFF DAD
Nina: Ew he's not a dad
Nina: ...but kindly shut up we do not speak of the waffle heist
Nina: also in my defence it was for a worthy cause
Matthias: I would rather scoop out my kneecaps with a rusty spoon than be your father Jesper fahey
Jesper: graphic
Jesper: besides, I'm not the one who needs a replacement dad
[Wylan has entered the chat]
Wylan: Did someone say replacement dad?!
Jesper: Matthias has volunteered
Wylan: strict dad :(
Wylan: how do u rate Ur parenting skills matthiass
Jesper: am I the only one who sees matthi-ASS
Nina: BAHAHAHAHAHHAJAHABA
Nina: MATTY ASS
Matthias: fuck my life
Kaz: @ninazenik worthy cause?? for ruining the slat??? what even is that on the ceiling?
[inej has entered the chat]
Inej: Anyone have limb bandage thingys?
Nina: Inej babe where r u
Nina: @kazbreakbonesbrekker said worthy cause is speaking now
Kaz:Acceptable cause but you're cleaning up
@ninazenik
Inej: fell off a roof gimme a min
Matthias: why are you on a roof at 3am
Jesper: it's inej
Wylan: it's inej
Nina: it's inej
Kaz: on my way
Nina: Awww
Jesper: awww
Matthias: I admit that was rather sweet
Kaz: Die
Inej: :(
Kaz: Not u inej dw
Inej: :)
Jesper: I'm scared
Jesper: Who did u stab
Inej: ...
Matthias: Not very comforting
Kaz: I will be stabbing u all if u don't shut up
Jesper: Drama Queen
Wylan: DID I JUST HEAR A GUNSHOT
Jesper: KAZ BREKKER MY GUNS
Jesper: MY WINDOW YOU ABSOLUTE FUCK
Kaz: sorry, did I say stab?
Nina: not important
Nina: did u kill anyone inej?
Nina: @wraith should I tell kaz 2 bring a shovel?
Nina: babe?
Inej: soz blacked out for a min
Inej: oh iforgot to mention soz I got shot too lol
Wylan: BLACKED OUT?!!
Wylan: WIAT
Wylan: WAIT FUCKING SHOT
Matthias: @mercher language.
Wylan: FUCK OFF DAD
Wylan: are u okay?!
Inej: fine lol
Inej: Nina want waffles
Inej: gimme waffles :(
Inej: also no shovel only blood is mine lmao
Nina: we got u some dw <33
Inej: yyy
Nina: u okay Hun?
wylan: hey inej stay w us yeah?
Wylan: also BAD
wylan: u need to stop w the lmaos every time u get injured >:(
Jesper: Ur gonna make him go gray lmao
Wylan: ITS NOT FUNNY JES
Wylan: SHE HAS ALMOST DEFINITELY HIT HER HEAD
inej: It is thoejsndnbmnnmnmk
Matthias:.....Fuck
Matthias: that did not sound good
Jesper: HE SAID A FUCK WORD
Wylan: I think we broke him
Wylan: Also how did he use italics
Wylan: ooohhhh got it
Jesper: proud of u babe <3
Nina: get a roooooooooooommmm :O
Nina: but yah we love u wylan and we're proud of u sweetie <3
Matthias: I think the immediate concern should be
the incoherent girl who has PASSED OUT AFTER FALLING OFF A FUCKING ROOF
Matthias: how ar you guys not worried
Wylan: Kaz is on his way
Nina: ^^^^
Jesper: ^^^^^
Nina: also
Nina: hey @wraith should I stock up on the my little pony plasters
Inej: THE GLITTER ONES YES OMG I NEDEDED
Nina: see she's fine
Jesper: can't argue with that
Wylan: better question
Wylan: can Kaz drive
Matthias:....
Nina:......
Jesper:.....
Matthias: FUCK.