Actions

Work Header

Rating:
Archive Warnings:
Categories:
Fandoms:
Relationship:
Characters:
Additional Tags:
Language:
English
Stats:
Published:
2025-09-11
Words:
268
Chapters:
1/1
Comments:
25
Kudos:
103
Bookmarks:
8
Hits:
636

2 idiots shoots the biggest idiot of them all

Summary:

Tenna shoots Charlie Kirk, what else can i say?

Notes:

I made this with my friends (who dont have an ao3 account, neither they want to be credited) in a discord call, dont expect this to be serious LMAO

Work Text:

It was 3pm, at an Utah university, Charlie Kirk was having a boring debate with the college students. In the meanwhile, Tenna and Spamton where in one of the tallest buildings of the campus setting everything for the "big" shot, but before anything Tenna wanted to ask something to Spamton:

I'm not about all this... Can't you be the one to shoot him? 

Spamton sighed  SILLY [OldAss Tv!] !!?? DO YOU THINK THAT IM CAPAaBLE OF GRABBING THAT [[Brand New Rifle]]??

Tenna didn't remember how small Spamton was, he got so used to his company that he forgot that Spamton was way smaller than the rifle.

Well then, i hope this is worth it. Said Tenna finally grabbing the rifle and pointing at Charlie's head

DONT FORGET TO TURN THE [ultimate fortnite aimbot] ON, I D0NT WANT YOU TO FAIL LIKE LAST TIME.

Just after Spamton finished the phrase, Tenna completely focused on the head of their victim, but at the most essential moment Spamton shouted:

H0LY ASS!!

Tenna really wasn't expecting that, so at the moment he shot he thought he failed, scaredly , he looked at Charlie from the distance only to find out that he sucessfuly shot him, not in the head but on the neck, which was more than enough for both of them.

Maybe if Charlie stanned a colorful text that says "Loona". ...

That was the last thing tenna said before going on the run with Spamton.

In the middle of the chaos Spamton and Tenna (despite obviously standing out) were able to escape the college area without being detected by the police, so they continued killing right wing politicians / celebrities.