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jeffersass >> madelicious, feel the burrn
jeffersass: i have nothing to live for
jeffersass: nothing will ever help me through the struggles I am going through
jeffersass: what's the point of living
jeffersass: i should just give up
madelicious: dont tell me you spilled mac n cheese on yourself again
feel the burrn: it was hot wasn't it
jeffersass: :(
jeffersass: life is cruel
jeffersass: im all burnt on my stomach and I got it all over my new sweater
jeffersass: u know the purple one
feel the burrn: you only ever wear purple
madelicious: true but at least they vary in shades
feel the burrn: im not good with telling shades of colors if it looks purple it's purple
jeffersass: how barbaric,,,
jeffersass: you know back in the old days only royalty could wear purple
madelicious: you're not royalty
jeffersass: oh please im the king AND the queen
madelicious: you're ridiculous
jeffersass: oh please you like it
feel the burrn: ok so can you start making more Mac N cheese because I'm hungry and theo won't be back for a while
jeffersass: yeah ok
madelicious: yeah i wanna come too
jeffersass: alright
madelicious: u the real mvp
feel the burrn: the what
jeffersass: never mind that burr what kind of cheese do you prefer
feel the burrn: can you make either like last time
jeffersass: will do my man
madelicious: burr it's weird you don't like mac n cheese
feel the burrn: why?
madelicious: well pretty much everyone's childhood at one point included great mac n cheese
feel the burrn: my grandpa was usually busy so the only thing I knew how to make was boxed Mac n cheese and I ate so much of it I couldn't stand the taste of it
feel the burrn: i like some just not boxed kind
jeffersass: a tragedy
madelicious: only you would find that tragic
jeffersass: the food won't be done for a while
feel the burrn: im willing to wait for it
madelicious: ^
jeffersass: one of you go buy a shitty early 2000s teen movie so we can watch it
madelicious: you wanna mean girls
jeffersass: Y E S
jeffersass: burr you want mean girls
feel the burrn: ill watch whatever
madelicious: im at the store who wants candy
jeffersass: i want sour patch kids
feel the burrn: ill have whatever you bring
madelicious: cool im getting a butter finger
jeffersass: im going to steal it from u
madelicious: no one will lay a finger on my butter finger