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Lestatblr simulator

Summary:

You are a Tumblr user scrolling the Lestat tag after your friend recommended you some of his songs.

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WARNING FOR MENTIONS OF
-Incest
-RPF
-Racism
-Abuse
-Pedophilia
-Zoophilia

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👻MissPop4u

Hey, so I get we are having fun and playing with our toys, but writing RPF about the Vampire Lestat where he uses microlabels like Pan or Demiboy is insanely offensive!!!!! He is an old vampire I'm pretty sure he would have a heart attack if he found out about gay interracial relationships stop making him talk about being nonbinary. PLEASE DON’T DISRESPECT HIS BOUNDARIES
#nongaylor #thevampirelestat #discourse

🩸GalagercestTruther

i mean Lestat knew about gay interracial relationships. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but he very much knew about gay interracial relationships

#NonOaisis #YesIamQuotingTheJesusPostSoWhat #canyouguyspleasebenormal4fiveseconds

👻MissPop4u

Whatever you say Oaisis incest rpf fan, I wonder how Lestat would think about the wonderwall brotherfucker account defending his honor im sure he would be flattered

🩸GalagercestTruther

I mean Lestat also knew about incest, that was a pretty significant-

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😶‍🌫️ ScoobyReceipts404

Hey so in the new helluva boss short there is a reference to the vampire lestat and daniel molloy and that just proves that vivziepop is a pedophile and an abuser, if you still stan her and her problematic show there is something seriously wrong with you please go watch shows with REAL QUEER REP like mlp

#Antivivziepop #vivziepopcritical #Vivziepopdiechallenge #HazshitMotel #hazbinhotelcritical #helluvabosscritical #TheVampireLestat #TVL #DanielMolloy #bands #music #IWTV #lestatgifs #lestatmusic

👾 LesbianWinningTicket

Can you people stop flooding the Lestat tag with cartoon discourse oh my god this is the 5th post I have seen in this tag EACH FROM DIFFRENT PEOPLE talking about a furry owl man (??????) and your evidence of Vivziepop shipping DanStat is a single frame of a newspaper in the background of 2 dudes who don’t even look like either of them SHUT UPPPPPPPPP

#I have blocked every vivziepop related tag on this earth anf but it is still here
#also even if Vivziepop was posting DanStat stuff who cares they are both adults?????
#this is a non issue

😶‍🌫️ ScoobyReceipts404

Next time just say you are an abuse apologist, we all know thats what you REALLY mean. As a Huge Lestat fan Daniel Molloy is literally 69, what business does he have getting that close with someone who is clearly a lot younger than him????? This is super predatory and weird you fucking freak

#God Vizviepop dick riders are so pathetic #stop defending that narc bitch because of mid tier demon yaoi

👾LesbianWinningTicket

Just curious how old do you think Lestat is?

 

😶‍🌫️ ScoobyReceipts404

38

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😽KittyBoyWrites

Ok yes that guy who was photoed with Daniel Molloy (Brown skin, black curly hair, orange eyes you have definitely seen him if you are on nonfictionbooktwt) is really cute but please stop trying to find his info and make him famous. Not only is that an insane breach of privacy but you don’t know this guy???? For all you know he is a 514 year old vampire and also the zodiac killer stop idolizing and writing omegaverse fanfics about random dudes??????????

#personal I guess #Just try to be normal people that is all im asking #I have seen people call him Alphamand #Idk if his name is really Armand but i don't think you should be rpfing a civilian

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🍓PinkSluttBunny

Big alpha wolf Jason Todd x Bunny bitch Reader

Im your dark daddy kitten now bend over before you use your safeword

#everytagimaginble #thevampirelestat #JasonTodd x reader

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🍷Vampire4BlloodBag

Usamericans will say stuff like “Arnold Schwarzenegger went to Massachusetts to pet a Kafkaesc dogboy” and then say that Louis de Pointe du Lac is hard to say you are all so white you reinvented anti-French bigotry

#I just saw a video essay where someone said his name like lew-ess dee point-y du lack
#KILL EVERYONE WITH HAMMERS NOW

 

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💅DailyGaryu

Hey ooc for a second stop submitting Lestat for daily Garyu, he isn’t a gal he is just gay and blonde. ISTG if I get 1 more anon about Lestat im going to go crazy

#the NHK is at my door rn and # And I need you all to know that as much as I hate the NHK # I hate you Lestat fuckers more

🦴LestatsSocks

Thats not the NHK man, thats Lestat

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😶‍🌫️ ScoobyReceipts404

CALLOUTPOST FOR @/LesbianWinningTicket

LesbianWinningTicket is a HOMOPHOBIC ZOOPHILIC PEDOPHILIC ABUSE APOLOGIST. PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT WITH HER!!!!!

She supports problematic creators like Vivziepop and Daniel Molloy (proof here). Reminder that if you support an awful person you are an awful person bc you are promoting their work, she is an undercover Vivzieshit trying to hurt our community for being critical of her queen STAY SAFE. If you have more proof of her being awful, please send it to me im making a google doc!!!!!

#These Parasocial Bitches need to leave #Callout #Callouts

 

👾 LesbianWinningTicket

i am a lesbian
I am not a Vivziepop stan ??????? I just don’t like it when you spam tags
How am I a zoophilie????????

 

😶‍🌫️ ScoobyReceipts404

Vivzieshits stop being so defensive, challenge!!!!! You literally reblogged cropped fanart of Bat lestat and Daniel Molloy, tI can tell from the art style that the artist is KnotTastic06 aka feral furry porn artist aka zoophile shit

👾 LesbianWinningTicket

Wait hold on a second, how did you know who drew that?? It was cropped and there was no watermark

#I looked it up and KnotTastic06 has like 150 followers #hey op WHY DO YOU KNOW A FERAL FURRY PORN ARIST WITH LESS THAN 150 FOLLOWERS BY ARTSTYLES ALONE #doakes

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👰🏼‍♂️ MusicisMySeoul

I have seen people try to make face headcanons for real ass man Louis de Pointe du Lac, that would be weird on its own, but I have seen so many people say “Jacob Anderson” and guys HE IS BRITISH!!!!!!! ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY
#Oh but house HE ISN'T HUGH LAURIE

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🎀 WonderFall

Reminder that all rpf (yes including LESTAT STUFF) is wrong and that shit did not happen. You can’t just write about real-life people having sex and then go to actual music historians and get mad when they don’t cite your omegaverse college au as real evidence that a music creator was queer. Labels were different back then and you, a random Tumblr user, don’t get to decide who is queer based on nothing.

Except for mclennon that shit definitely happened

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🌌 WatterboutM3

Reminder that all rpf (yes including mclennon STUFF) is wrong and that shit did not happen. You can’t just write about real life people having sex and then go to actually music historians and get mad when they don’t cite your omegaverse college au as real evidence that a music creator was queer. Labels were different back then and you, a random Tumblr user, don’t get to decide who is queer based on nothing.

Except for Lestat and the diabolicule that shit definitely happened