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1. eat the shit, Wade by bastia

   Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   23 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Harry Osborn & Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson & Spider-Man
   • Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson
   • Aunt May Parker (Marvel)
   • Harry Osborn
   • Norman Osborn
   • Marlow the Cockroach
   • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Dark Comedy
   • Peter Parker Knows Wade Wilson is Deadpool
   • Wade Wilson Loves Peter Parker
   • Wade Wilson Breaking the Fourth Wall
   • Peter Parker Loves Wade Wilson
   • Wade Wilson Has PTSD
   • Wade Wilson Being an Idiot
   • No One Knows Peter Parker is Spider-Man
   • Spider-Man Identity Reveal
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • Domestic Boyfriends

   Summary

   In every universe, Gwen falls for Spider-Man… and in every universe, it doesn’t end well.
   Sometimes his Gwen is bald and cancerous. A six-foot-something dude. Named Wade Wilson.

   or, everything is fucked up but then there’s Peter Parker. Cute, anxious, and way too good for a merc like Wade. Their monogamous situationship is a mess of rooftop quickies, coffee-soaked fights, and a cockroach named Marlow who’s stealing the show.

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