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I am Kojiro. I am a womanizer. I am about to be womazing these ladies up with my extremely good skating skills. The crowd cheers in anticipation as I enter the battlegrounds, also known as the skating rink. I flash a wink at a pretty lady who swoons and faints at my action. I chuckle before looking back ahead of me to eye my skate opponent, Karou.
Karou smirks at me as we begin to approach each other to get into skating positions or whatever. Soon we’ve walked so close to each other that we can’t move forward without bumping into the other. Karou gives me a confident, teasing smile. “Good luck, sweetie.” I grimace at his words. See, while his words may seem sweet, I know he’s just trying to mess with me and get in my head before the game. It's discouragement disguised as encouragement. Karou turns around and confirms his suspicions by adding on to his statement. “You’re going to need it.” I roll my eyes at his corny line, turning around as he did.
“Shut up,” I mutter in reply. Our backs now face each other, so I can no longer read his expression. Yet even now I just know that the smug bastard is smiling from ear to ear.
“BOOMM,” a gunshot goes off, sounding the beginning of the competition. I hear him place his skate on the floor as I do. I hop on the board and take off as he does. We skate and do cool tricks, and the crowd goes wild because of how awesome this competition and our rivalry are. Quicker than I anticipated, the competition ends, and both Joe and Cherry come to a stop, pulling off our finish moves side by side in sync. The crowd cheers, and now we wait for the winners to be announced.
I glance at Karou, who was already eyeing me up and down. We were both flushed and sweating from the competition, which, honestly, the look did suit Karou. I was not thinking about this at all, though. Instead, I averted my gaze from Karou back to the crowd. My eyes land on the pretty lady from before, whom I had winked at. She took notice of my gaze and once again fainted.
The judge or whatever suddenly came to announce the winner. The crowd went quiet in (you guessed it) anticipation. Kojiro's heart raced also in anticipation. He was sure that Karou was also feeling this (guess the word) anticipation.
“And the winner is...drum roll, please.” The crowd begins to all drumroll in anticipation. “Kaoru!” The crowd goes WILLDDD!! But my heart sinks in grief before slowly turning into anger. Anger that I decide to direct straight at Kaoru.
I hide my growing frustration and keep my cool so I can appear nonchalant in front of the, heh, ladies, but on the way out of the building, when no one's there to see, I take my anger out on a nearby trashcan. I kick it over seething before making my way to my car. Then I hear the click-clacking of footsteps behind me and the very familiar but not so welcoming voice, which belongs to Kaoru. We're far enough away from the skate place that we can refer to each other by our actual names.
Kaoru, in a smooth voice, says, “Hey, sweetie.” Despite having free will with our names, this pink-haired bitch remains adamant on messing with me
“Hi.” I don't bother to turn around to meet his gaze. I planned to continue walking off when I heard a loud squeal behind me. “KOJIROOOOOOOOOOO!” I turn around in surprise, along with Kaoru. I see that it's the pretty lady that I was flirting with earlier. She runs to me, and I wave back nervously, causing her to faint once again straight into my arms. I obviously catch her.
The lady and I flirt. Kaoru gets jealous and starts to flirt with me, and that pisses the girl off, and she leaves. Then Karou continues flirting with me, and I flirt back because fuck him, and then we kiss, and then I actually fuck him in the car. The end.