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Jonathan Sims
Tim, what is this?
Tim
What? Oh-
It’s a meme, Jon.
Jonathan Sims
I know that Tim.
Did you make it?
Tim
(Snort) Yeah.
Because some random person on the internet
Jonathan Sims
I’m just confused.
See, this one is obvious. A person labelled “Ana”, hitting another person with a chair. And the other person is labelled “Various creatures”.
But this one is less clear.
Tim
The one that Basira is threatening to kill me over?
Jonathan Sims
Yes.
I don’t understand what causes the person’s shirt to change from “I don’t like furries” to, “I like 1 furry”.
Tim
The person has a label.
Jonathan Sims
Yes, it’s labelled as Basira, I see that.
Tim
You need to go online more.
Jonathan Sims
I go online plenty!
Tim
Not enough.
Daisy
Are you two talking about Tim’s homecooked memes?
Jonathan Sims
Yes.
Tim
Yep!
I also take photos of you all sometimes.
Daisy
Suddenly, I am nervous.
Tim
It’s fineeeee.
Look at this one.
Jonathan Sims
What did you do to anger Ana to that point?
Tim
It’s from before the worm incident. She was talking with Elias.
Jonathan Sims
Actually… That’s fair.
Daisy
She scares me sometimes as well.
Jonathan Sims
There's another chair one.
Why would the building attempt to kill a random person who comes in often?
Tim
Did you not hear about the big cabinet tipping over onto him? Rosie felt so bad.
Jonathan Sims
Onto-?
Tim
Not actually onto him, but it seemed to aim for him.
Daisy
Well. That explains the super loud crashing sound from upstairs.
Tim
I didn’t hear a thing when it happened.
Daisy
Stoker-
Tim
(Stage-whispered) Furry.
Daisy
I’ll kill you.
Jonathan Sims
What about this one?
Tim
(Snrk) Jon, I am going to make an internet slideshow.
Jonathan Sims
Is this a poorly drawn Jared Hopsworth?
Tim
Yep.
Daisy
Jon, even I know some of these.
Jonathan Sims
Well- I’ve- I’ve been busy!
Daisy
And before that?
Jonathan Sims
Well I just-
Tim
This is great.
Jonathan Sims
“This bad boy can fit so much trauma in it”? And the thing is labelled as me?
Daisy
I made that one.
Jonathan Sims
“Now that’s a lotta damage”, and the knife wielder is labelled as “Getting your ass kicked by a lady in a dress”?
(Tim trying so hard not to bust out laughing)
Jonathan Sims
Well this one is obviously Martin. “I deserve to keep my gun, change my mind.”
And this one? “Ladies, if your man is emotionally stunted and an archivist, that's not your man. That’s Martin Blackwood’s man, and he owns a gun so you’d better start running.”
Now that one is just false. Martin wouldn’t be so jealous as to shoot someone.
Tim
Sure.
Daisy
Mm-hm.
Jonathan Sims
Also, “Is this an avatar?” While pointing at a poorly drawn, what I’m assuming, is Elias. I have already stated that avatar is too closed bracket of a definition-
Daisy
I think one of my favorites is that one.
Jonathan Sims
It’s two people doing a handshake, and the arms are labelled, “Tim” and “Sasha” and the centre is labelled, “Liking men and women”? Is it a me-me to describe similarities?
Tim
Oh my god. What did you just call it?
Jonathan Sims
Is… that not the names of these?
Daisy
Holy crap, you are such an old man.
Jonathan Sims
I am not.
What about this one with the man holding a woman’s hand whilst looking at another woman? Why am I labelled as the man?
Daisy
I think you’ll see that the woman next to the man is labelled as “Hanging out with colleagues”, and the woman closer to the camera is labelled “Statements”.
Tim
I made that one a while ago. Before you got better with this stuff.
Jonathan Sims
Well, it’s certainly interesting.
What about this smug looking large rabbit? It looks like Bugs Bunny.
Daisy
It’s Big Chungus.
Jonathan Sims
A what?
Tim
It is Bugs, but it’s also Big Chungus.
Jonathan Sims
(Tired) Good lord.
Why is this picture of Sasha so…odd looking?
Tim
Deep fried?
Jonathan Sims
…
Daisy
I can see the smoke from the cogs in his brain.
Tim
I’m honestly surprised that you don’t Know about these things!
Jonathan Sims
I try not to.
Even if Martin and Georgie both send inexplicable memes to me often.
Tim
Love that.
Jonathan Sims
This is another poorly drawn one! It’s the man and two women meme, but Melanie has been drawn to be the man!
Daisy
Yeah, it’s because she prefers women to her work.
Jonathan Sims
Well, that is rather funny. Has she seen it?
Tim
Oh yeah! Do you never check the group chat?
Jonathan Sims
I…rarely use my phone other than to call.
Daisy
Sims, you are a creature.
Jonathan Sims
I am well aware, thank you Daisy.
Tim
We should download Discord on your stuff.
Jonathan Sims
I am suddenly afraid.
Daisy
You probably should be.
Jonathan Sims
I know this one! It's a pokemon.
Daisy
“Elias; Doesn’t care if employees perish. Also Elias when disabled employee doesn’t use a cane to help her; “
And yeah, that's pikachu. A surprised one.
Jonathan Sims
I know that one.
Tim
I think that one’s fantastic. Especially since Ana now only has the cane to use as a weapon.
Have you seen the photo where it looks like Ana is going to hit Elias with her cane?
Jonathan Sims
That should be hung in the office.
Daisy
I can agree with that.
Tim
Wait- I made one about that Extinction guy- Lemme find it.
Daisy
Oh no.
Jonathan Sims
Good lord Tim.
Tim
It doesn't hurt to have a sense of humor!
It’s also a Spongebob meme.
Jonathan Sims
“Jon when the entities end up being actual people.” and is that caveman Spongebob?
I am not-
Daisy
Accurate.
Jonathan Sims
…
How dare.
Tim
PFT-
Daisy
Hey, at least you aren’t on the other end of Tim’s furry jokes.
Jonathan Sims
Fair enough.
Tim
He is on the other end of my spooky jokes though.
Jonathan Sims
Sigh.
Daisy
Never did I think I would hear you say that outloud.
Jonathan Sims
I’m not that old!
Daisy
Spiritually, you seem to be.
Tim
(Trying not to laugh) She’s not wrong.
Martin
(Kinda appears) Wrong about what?
Jonathan Sims
(Fond) Hi Martin.
Martin
Hi Jon! Hi Daisy, Tim.
Tim
I see how it is! You two get together, and suddenly the rest of us are mincemeat!
Jonathan Sims
That’s not-
Martin
Yep.
Daisy
See, at least Martin is honest about it.
Jonathan Sims
I- (Grouch noises)
Tim
Okay Oscar the grouch, we get it.
Jonathan Sims
Good lord.
Martin
So anyway, I found where Sasha hid my gun.
Daisy
Oh well. Spooky shit is screwed.
Jonathan Sims
Martin-
Martin
Martin, yes.
Tim
This is fantastic.
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